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Pattie💜
@storster.bsky.social
Trans speedrunner gal who’s trying to beat EVERY Wii game on Twitch and YouTube! she/it 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

youtube.com/@Storster
Business: storsterr@gmail.com
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half my followers here don't directly know me, so...

Hiii, I'm Pattie, but you probably know me as Storster! I am a speedrunner who in recent years has pivoted to doing YouTube content!

If you couldn't figure it out already I am VERY trans and VERY gay. I love speedruns, Wii games, and women 🙏🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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This is Avi Arad btw, one of the producers for the Zelda movie
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
RIP to one of the programmers of Alvin and the Chipmunks (Wii)
My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.

Fuck cancer.

Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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While also upsetting, I think it’s also funny that my biggest controversy as an online figure is “lying nazi whines about trans woman making a video on the same topic as him by groundlessly claiming I just stole it”
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Imagine waking up one day to 100 notifications on your phone across every different place people can message you, and it doesn’t stop. You even have people you thought were part of your community turning against you.

In my case it was a baseless transphobic harassment campaign and nothing else.
As someone who was targeted by one of these videos, I can confirm that no matter the intent, it leads to immediate harassment campaigns.

There’s many things I experienced from that time that I may never share with the world publicly, cause it was vile. I don’t wish that upon anyone.
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’ve for a while now stood firm on the belief that “cheater exposed”/similar call out videos is the most low effort content you can make when it comes to the speedrunning niche.

At absolute best it’s microwaved slop, at worse it leads to harassment campaigns (often that happens unfortunately)
my hot take this November is that "cheater exposed" videos are a net negative to the speedrunning scene. they appeal to the base instincts of viewers and create acceptable targets of abuse. these things should be handled by moderators in private Discord servers, not shown to millions for humiliation
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
These things need to be banned everywhere yesterday. I see so many people supporting this shit too, American Individualism is a disease.

It’s important to note that currently it’s illegal for driverless cars to operate in MN, BUT it’s been confirmed lobbyists have been hired to try and change this.
Someone on the Minneapolis subreddit caught Waymos being delivered. We need the City Council need to ban the use of driverless cars. The technology isn't there. Our city cannot be a testing ground for 1.5 ton autonomous projectiles.
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Thank you for your valuable input, LunaticJ!
Lois would find out what good sex actually feels like
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
what if spongebob from spongebob met lois griffin from family guy
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Last night I drove a bit north out of the twin cities in order to get a clear view of the Northern Lights!

These were taken with a 3 second exposure, absolutely beautiful
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I decided to give this a shot after it came across my feed yesterday and I got really into it, put a few hours in last night!

You unlock birds that you invite to a cute little cafe you get to gradually upgrade. It’s the new casual game I will be putting on whenever I am watching youtube :D
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
new favorite creature just dropped
ok yes those are definitely skeleton panda sea squirts
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I rewatched Parks and Rec recently, and it is the most shallow liberal dem vote blue no matter who garbage you can find in a sitcom, it has aged so poorly. It is not even remotely close to being a form of leftist media

Sure it has some laughs mixed in, but it’s 100% lib fan fiction
The fact that a lot of leftists despise Parks and Rec - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of non-cop government in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually implement the policy proposals they want to enact.
The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’m very disappointed in you Minneapolis.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’m going to be very disappointed in Minneapolis if Frey wins yet another term.
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
hi
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m switching away from Spotify after more and more recent news…but the issue I have run into is that no matter how many of all the big streaming services I look through, there’s always some shitty connection to it in some way…

…I’m debating just returning to YT music cause I kinda give up man
October 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I am making it a goal over the next month to transfer my desktop usage over to Linux as much as possible, I’m absolutely done with Microsoft BS (and also Adobe, fuck em both)

Just need to do some preliminary testing to make sure everything I have does indeed work, planning to use Mint.
October 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
this is a @thefreeradical.org appreciation post

I love her so much and she does ultra awesome journalism work, I feel very lucky to spend this new chapter of my life and beyond with her 💜

please go check out her stuff if you haven’t already!!
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I have noticed more and more lately that many transfems (myself included) tend to be way more patient, forgiving, and reluctant to let go of people that are just weighing them down.

Think everyone should check themselves in this regard. It’s okay to have standards and respect for yourself.
October 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Wii Game #35: Backyard Sports Rookie Rush, has been completed!

For it being a football title it's still enjoyable to me thanks to it's cartoonish charm between the Story Mode cutscenes and unique powerups!

Next game I rolled is Madden 08 😭😭😭
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Continuing with Backyard Sports: Rookie Rush!

www.twitch.tv/storster
October 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
recent studies have shown being a trans lesbian may in fact be the coolest thing in the world
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
On that note you wanna know a current game I’ve really enjoyed?

Squeakross! It’s a picross game that is rodent themed. You solve puzzles to unlock more furniture and rooms for your house. I recently completed all the puzzles it currently has with over 70 hours of playtime :D
Constantly thinking about the fact that I’ve been completely priced out of modern gaming and a Switch 2 is not a reasonable purchase I can’t ever see myself making with its current costs because I don’t have fuck you money

I’ll just stick to my Wii games, got plenty of those
October 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM