Yaoi (store guy)
@store-guy.bsky.social
//this is a roleplay blog where I roleplay as a guy in a world where pokemon are real. sg is a shitposter at heart, don’t take yaoi too seriously. keep it sfw please//
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Yaoi (store guy)
@store-guy.bsky.social
· Dec 22
im yaoi. im the store guy
no oronouns jst call me yaoi or store guy
im a litten sometimes
no oronouns jst call me yaoi or store guy
im a litten sometimes
i am not especially passionate about onion sauce
February 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
i am not especially passionate about onion sauce
I love gay people
January 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I love gay people
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For The Gamers Out There: you gotta check out "MineCraft"
November 8, 2024 at 3:06 AM
For The Gamers Out There: you gotta check out "MineCraft"
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atheists do not celebrate new year's day as they do not believe in years. i do not share their lack of belief, but i respect it. it takes all types of people to make the world turn
December 31, 2024 at 7:50 PM
atheists do not celebrate new year's day as they do not believe in years. i do not share their lack of belief, but i respect it. it takes all types of people to make the world turn
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New Years isn't a real holiday, it was invented by Hallmark to sell more calendars
December 31, 2024 at 8:45 PM
New Years isn't a real holiday, it was invented by Hallmark to sell more calendars
this is the best post on this site. .will not be topped thnaks jon bois
went to the store
December 31, 2024 at 9:27 AM
this is the best post on this site. .will not be topped thnaks jon bois
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[driving past a taco bell] this town has a taco bell [passing another taco bell] tacos bell
December 31, 2024 at 3:38 AM
[driving past a taco bell] this town has a taco bell [passing another taco bell] tacos bell
ten out of ten out of tne blog says the wbesite
December 28, 2024 at 7:59 AM
ten out of ten out of tne blog says the wbesite
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December 27, 2024 at 3:43 PM
//looking for more sillyposters and shitposters to follow! especially if you post about Pokémon a lot :3//
December 28, 2024 at 4:14 AM
//looking for more sillyposters and shitposters to follow! especially if you post about Pokémon a lot :3//
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just saw a commercial for a "double cheeseburger." two beef patties in the same burger. i've never heard of anything like that in my entire life. sign of the times i guess
December 28, 2024 at 3:18 AM
just saw a commercial for a "double cheeseburger." two beef patties in the same burger. i've never heard of anything like that in my entire life. sign of the times i guess
thought you were safe? wrong! *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits
December 28, 2024 at 4:10 AM
thought you were safe? wrong! *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits you with my paws* *hits
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my 12-week-old son just now: "father, although i am quite looking forward to the continued growth of bluesky, i would very much like to see them roll out more robust notification filtering."
me: huh? oh. uh yeah maybe. listen kid i think it's about time for your nap
him: "aha! it might well be!"
me: huh? oh. uh yeah maybe. listen kid i think it's about time for your nap
him: "aha! it might well be!"
December 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
my 12-week-old son just now: "father, although i am quite looking forward to the continued growth of bluesky, i would very much like to see them roll out more robust notification filtering."
me: huh? oh. uh yeah maybe. listen kid i think it's about time for your nap
him: "aha! it might well be!"
me: huh? oh. uh yeah maybe. listen kid i think it's about time for your nap
him: "aha! it might well be!"
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why is it called "owl city" if there's 10 million fireflies and no owls
December 14, 2024 at 12:14 AM
why is it called "owl city" if there's 10 million fireflies and no owls
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The microplastics in my blood are telling me not to go to work today
December 17, 2024 at 11:02 AM
The microplastics in my blood are telling me not to go to work today
video game. yoi can play them
December 27, 2024 at 4:53 AM
video game. yoi can play them
happy crisis :3
December 25, 2024 at 5:47 PM
happy crisis :3
joining both team aqua and tram magma so both the land and rhe sea is expanded and nothing changes
#pokemon #pokemonirl #irlpokemon
#pokemon #pokemonirl #irlpokemon
December 23, 2024 at 5:58 PM
joining both team aqua and tram magma so both the land and rhe sea is expanded and nothing changes
#pokemon #pokemonirl #irlpokemon
#pokemon #pokemonirl #irlpokemon
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i love right-handed people, i have a lot of them in my life, but like ... that's not the hand you're supposed to write with. knock it off. what are you doing. you're making a fool of yourself. in fact, i think i'm going to cut you out of my life
December 20, 2024 at 4:32 PM
i love right-handed people, i have a lot of them in my life, but like ... that's not the hand you're supposed to write with. knock it off. what are you doing. you're making a fool of yourself. in fact, i think i'm going to cut you out of my life
glasses of water on tbales really do look pushabke if you think about it
December 22, 2024 at 6:08 PM
glasses of water on tbales really do look pushabke if you think about it
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(slaps cinnamon and/or spice-flavored drink out of your hand)
IT'S WINTER, BITCHES
(shoves peppermint latte at you)
(throws down red and green smoke bomb)
(disappears, jingling all the way)
IT'S WINTER, BITCHES
(shoves peppermint latte at you)
(throws down red and green smoke bomb)
(disappears, jingling all the way)
December 21, 2024 at 3:16 PM
(slaps cinnamon and/or spice-flavored drink out of your hand)
IT'S WINTER, BITCHES
(shoves peppermint latte at you)
(throws down red and green smoke bomb)
(disappears, jingling all the way)
IT'S WINTER, BITCHES
(shoves peppermint latte at you)
(throws down red and green smoke bomb)
(disappears, jingling all the way)