What are some war crimes I can commit without leaving the house
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What are some war crimes I can commit without leaving the house
Become ungovernable
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Become ungovernable
I'm just saying why is there not a Victreebel beanie that looks like it's eating my head
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'm just saying why is there not a Victreebel beanie that looks like it's eating my head
Look at this perfect loaf
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Look at this perfect loaf
Dude on his phone at my drive thru: "yes... Yes it does jack you off. Yes... Yes these things happen."
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Dude on his phone at my drive thru: "yes... Yes it does jack you off. Yes... Yes these things happen."
If your girlfriend is an AI chatbot do you get a pass on saying clanker
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If your girlfriend is an AI chatbot do you get a pass on saying clanker
Eating ass is a lot like dealing drugs
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Eating ass is a lot like dealing drugs
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If you go to Walgreens on Christmas day, f*ck you.
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If you go to Walgreens on Christmas day, f*ck you.
Any fellow members of Antifa wanna help me rob a bank
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Any fellow members of Antifa wanna help me rob a bank
They should make chocolate Dr. Pepper
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
They should make chocolate Dr. Pepper
Honestly as excited as I am to see The Wombats again, the best part of the concert so far has been discovering Only the Poets, these guys kinda rule
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Honestly as excited as I am to see The Wombats again, the best part of the concert so far has been discovering Only the Poets, these guys kinda rule
Ooh fuck me Amadeus
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ooh fuck me Amadeus
What degree do I need to be a professional killer
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What degree do I need to be a professional killer
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I never wash my jeans in case I need to make soup.
October 2, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I never wash my jeans in case I need to make soup.
People don't have sworn nemeses anymore
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
People don't have sworn nemeses anymore
Gotta get a new phone. Dropped mine in the Well of Eternal Sorrow
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Gotta get a new phone. Dropped mine in the Well of Eternal Sorrow
What if instead of saliva we had icing
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
What if instead of saliva we had icing
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I worked very hard on this
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I worked very hard on this
My eyedrops have two sweeteners in them they're probably delicious
November 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My eyedrops have two sweeteners in them they're probably delicious
they should make fingerless gloves but for condoms
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
they should make fingerless gloves but for condoms
Gonna have my last name legally changed to "the Hedgehog"
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Gonna have my last name legally changed to "the Hedgehog"
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Rockstar are union busters, spread the word.
Rockstar accused of 'the most ruthless act of union busting in the history of the UK games industry' after firing dozens of employees who were allegedly attempting to form a union
Rockstar parent Take-Two Interactive says all the employees in question were fired for "gross misconduct."
www.pcgamer.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Rockstar are union busters, spread the word.
They should make candy razor blades to give out to trick or treaters
October 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
They should make candy razor blades to give out to trick or treaters
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke
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www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting
In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.
www.yahoo.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
Check out Infernocast, my new podcast about me, an intrepid journalist, and my allegorical journey through the nine layers of Hell!
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Check out Infernocast, my new podcast about me, an intrepid journalist, and my allegorical journey through the nine layers of Hell!