Kim Stone
stonejones.bsky.social
Kim Stone
@stonejones.bsky.social
🇺🇦 Wife, mom, lawyer. Recovering conservative. Pro-oxford comma. #AED #GoPats #WooSox #HolyCross 💜 #NUSL. Kids at #Trinity & #Fordham so far 🐘 #Fever #GunSafety #Maine Fleeing Twitter from #Worcester
Pinned
I have no words. Just tears.
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"In my tunic, you can’t see any of the middle part of my middle-aged body. I’m shrouded in mystery. I’m a stylish enigma. I’m a greying fortune cookie with a fortune inside it that says, 'Fuck you, I was in shape in the eighties.'"
I’m Wearing Tunics Now
This is an excerpt from the author’s funny new collection, which you can buy here. - - -You’ve probably all noticed that I recently switched up my ...
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November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Raskin: "The DOJ hasn't released any of these emails that mention Trump's name & identify his role in all these activities. Those came from the Epstein estate. So this is a demonstration the govt is deliberately withholding the info everybody is actually looking for & could be damaging to Trump"
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.

He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.

Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Q: Who is this loan for?
A: Everyone. But especially immortal wizards and vampires; people who think “100” sounds like a nice round number; and us, your lender, who will be collecting interest on this loan until you turn to dust. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...
FAQ About Our New 100-Year Mortgage Loan
“Trump introduced a new idea to tackle home affordability: a 50-year mortgage loan. Federal Housing Finance Agency Director Bill Pulte called the p...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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We were promised the files. Ghisliane got a puppy.
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Please forgive my mix of genres but- I am obsessulated with the acoustic version of Taylor’s Showgirl 🧡💜
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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No health care, no deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Jesus Christ, @kaine.senate.gov, getting a pinky promise to hold one single vote on ACA funding is not "a path toward fixing the health care mess" anymore than a lottery ticket is a "path toward fixing my personal finances"
“Um well there aren’t even any Senate Dem Press releases saying they support the deal”

Sen Tim Kaine: Hold my beer
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Donald Trump’s approval rating has tanked and Republican suffered heavy losses in last week’s elections. There’s never been a better time for Senate Democrats to cave on the ACA extension.
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Thank you to whoever leaked the fact that some Dems considered caving. That is not an option. We all want the government open but we need ACA subsidies officially extended. Pen to paper. Nothing less. Period.
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Are you fucking kidding- vote to cave NOW???
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Dear Democratic Senators: if you vote for this selling out of the ACA it will be the end of your careers. Depend upon it. You are there to defend this country against Trump and the fascists, not collude with them. If you become Quislings, you will forever REMAIN Quislings
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Fox goes with real-world math over WH gaslight.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Finally!
Trump Voter Admits They’re Stupid
The singularity has occurred.
www.thegodpodcast.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
?????????????? My kids aren’t going to fight in these fake wars if I can stop it.
America is being invaded (by a gang you never heard of) and is launching an invasion of a country with 237 million people (for reasons no one can quite explain)
Trump says we are preparing to invade Nigeria. Apparently that’s what voters said they wanted in the exit polls. Trump: “We’re going to do things to Nigeria that Nigeria’s not gonna be happy about. Guns-a-blazin!”
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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"Kathy is a soon-to-be-retired small animal veterinarian in the greater Des Moines area. She was once reviewed as a top veterinarian for rats on a local rat forum. In her office, she has a preserved dog heart suspended in fluid filled with heartworm."
Please Consider My Mom, Kathy, for the Next Golden Bachelorette
Kathy is a soon-to-be-retired small animal veterinarian in the greater Des Moines area. She was once reviewed as a top veterinarian for rats on a l...
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November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Last night wasn't a fluke. It was a blueprint.
And this article shows you exactly how to ride the 2025 wave into a 2026 tsunami.
Strategy. Psychology. Power moves.👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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The idea started as a joke, but became a reality after New England Aquarium staff noticed the older penguins' physical limitations.
Much like a nursing home, penguins at a Boston aquarium can age with dignity
The idea started as a joke, but became a reality after New England Aquarium staff noticed the older penguins' physical limitations. A special geriatric island at the Boston aquarium aims to provide a ...
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November 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Someone just told me that garlic is an “overrated seasoning” and long story short it’s always painful when a friendship ends.
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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With inflation rising, unemployment up, and families struggling to get ahead… Trump has decided he will not continue funding SNAP at all, though he has the discretionary funds to do so.

I want to force a vote to make it happen and keep food benefits active.
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
2 thoughts:

1- If Kash Patel’s FBI went after these gambling rings, then 100% he lost money at a rigged poker game and this is retribution

2- Why does he always wear the FBI windbreaker like he personally broke down the door at the raid?
October 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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What's sadder? That Trump is destroying our White House or that nobody is stopping him?
October 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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"Frivolity and absurdity are kryptonite to authoritarians..."

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/20/o...
Opinion | The Rise of the Inflatable Chicken Resistance
www.nytimes.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM