Steven Berger
@stevenberger.bsky.social
Writer, media consumer, product manager. Stories in Nature, Daily Science Fiction and Translunar Travelers Lounge. he/him
RIP to the poor IKEA tables who suffered this unthinkable fate
March 12, 2024 at 12:42 AM
RIP to the poor IKEA tables who suffered this unthinkable fate
I, too, wish the real world would just stop hassling me
February 8, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I, too, wish the real world would just stop hassling me
Meanwhile in Twitter country
December 4, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Meanwhile in Twitter country
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I tell ya, I’m tired of this world, these people. I’m tired of getting no respect
December 1, 2023 at 9:05 PM
I tell ya, I’m tired of this world, these people. I’m tired of getting no respect
Every day is Halloween
October 31, 2023 at 2:12 PM
Every day is Halloween
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write a four-word horror story:
"updated advisory from ERCOT"
"updated advisory from ERCOT"
Write a four-word horror story:
"Meeting Friday at 4"
"Meeting Friday at 4"
October 25, 2023 at 3:39 AM
write a four-word horror story:
"updated advisory from ERCOT"
"updated advisory from ERCOT"
It bothered me that we never really learned what Gojo did and why they could afford Waystar Royco so I guess soap manufacturing empire is now headcanon
October 23, 2023 at 3:04 PM
It bothered me that we never really learned what Gojo did and why they could afford Waystar Royco so I guess soap manufacturing empire is now headcanon
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My husband is an artist who makes orreries (clockwork planetary models) out of metal and glass. When I was struggling to finish my novel, he made me a deal: if I finished the book, he'd make me an orrery based on the world of my novel.
It's freaking BEAUTIFUL.
It's freaking BEAUTIFUL.
October 16, 2023 at 7:38 PM
My husband is an artist who makes orreries (clockwork planetary models) out of metal and glass. When I was struggling to finish my novel, he made me a deal: if I finished the book, he'd make me an orrery based on the world of my novel.
It's freaking BEAUTIFUL.
It's freaking BEAUTIFUL.
Joker talks new partnership with Batman and his plans to kill Batman
October 5, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Joker talks new partnership with Batman and his plans to kill Batman
Artists like John Legend and Justin Bieber are selling the rights to their song catalogs to investment firms relatively early in their careers. What could possibly go wrong? Check out my new story in Nature! www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Scratch record
It’s only rock ’n’ roll. It’s only rock ’n’ roll.
www.nature.com
October 4, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Artists like John Legend and Justin Bieber are selling the rights to their song catalogs to investment firms relatively early in their careers. What could possibly go wrong? Check out my new story in Nature! www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Recipe: don’t crowd the pan
The pan:
The pan:
September 23, 2023 at 11:47 PM
Recipe: don’t crowd the pan
The pan:
The pan:
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"Bookkeeper" is the only English word with three double letters in a row and "all beef beef frank frankmobile" is the only English phrase with two double beef franks in a row
PLEASE DO NOT LICK THE ALL BEEF BEEF FRANK FRANKMOBILE
September 23, 2023 at 2:33 PM
"Bookkeeper" is the only English word with three double letters in a row and "all beef beef frank frankmobile" is the only English phrase with two double beef franks in a row
Well that went by fast
September 9, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Well that went by fast
Next time you’re on the chiropractor’s table, remember it all started when this guy learned the techniques from a ghost
August 1, 2023 at 12:25 AM
Next time you’re on the chiropractor’s table, remember it all started when this guy learned the techniques from a ghost
Where? WHERE DO I FIND THESE THINGS
July 25, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Where? WHERE DO I FIND THESE THINGS
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i disagree with the cenobites on many issues, but one thing they get right is this kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism
July 12, 2023 at 3:32 PM
i disagree with the cenobites on many issues, but one thing they get right is this kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism
Nothing beats a roadside dermatologist
July 10, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Nothing beats a roadside dermatologist
Gonna start building my feed by posting some of my 2008 tweets:
I can’t believe they made a new Indiana Jones movie
I can’t believe they made a new Indiana Jones movie
July 6, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Gonna start building my feed by posting some of my 2008 tweets:
I can’t believe they made a new Indiana Jones movie
I can’t believe they made a new Indiana Jones movie
Reposted by Steven Berger
Follow me on here for an exclusive update on the progress of my King of the Hill Dating Simulator...
July 5, 2023 at 9:39 PM
Follow me on here for an exclusive update on the progress of my King of the Hill Dating Simulator...
oh good, a place for my thoughts that are too good for Notes, but not good enough to share in person
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
oh good, a place for my thoughts that are too good for Notes, but not good enough to share in person