Steven Alleyn
@stevenalleyn.ca
Quando omni flunkus, moritati
I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.
I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.
This was the same visit where she said “The doctor says I have a little bit of lung cancer but it’s nothing to worry about.”
Anyway, she’s awesome
Anyway, she’s awesome
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This was the same visit where she said “The doctor says I have a little bit of lung cancer but it’s nothing to worry about.”
Anyway, she’s awesome
Anyway, she’s awesome
Reposted by Steven Alleyn
on bluesky, you can’t even say “i hope u die” you have to say “enjoy the camps”
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
on bluesky, you can’t even say “i hope u die” you have to say “enjoy the camps”
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, I learned that stories that were about extremely dark and heavy subjects could be funny and weirdly whimsical.
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, I learned that stories that were about extremely dark and heavy subjects could be funny and weirdly whimsical.
The Cassini Division by Ken MacLeod. Ignited a love of science fiction that’s never gone out.
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The Cassini Division by Ken MacLeod. Ignited a love of science fiction that’s never gone out.
This continues to be evergreen
www.huffpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This continues to be evergreen
4 years? Jesus Christ I thought this came out last summer
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
4 years? Jesus Christ I thought this came out last summer
Winter wonderland is a very charitable take on what we were treated to lol
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Winter wonderland is a very charitable take on what we were treated to lol
Happy memories
Making haikus in high school
Nonsense poetry
Making haikus in high school
Nonsense poetry
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy memories
Making haikus in high school
Nonsense poetry
Making haikus in high school
Nonsense poetry
A layer of snow
Awful, no good, shitty stuff
Yearning for April
Awful, no good, shitty stuff
Yearning for April
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
A layer of snow
Awful, no good, shitty stuff
Yearning for April
Awful, no good, shitty stuff
Yearning for April
I left a message and hung up, but I haven’t been able to shake a kind of creepy feeling since then.
A lot of phone system voices are from dead people, I’m sure. But I never knew any of *them.* Just unsettling.
A lot of phone system voices are from dead people, I’m sure. But I never knew any of *them.* Just unsettling.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I left a message and hung up, but I haven’t been able to shake a kind of creepy feeling since then.
A lot of phone system voices are from dead people, I’m sure. But I never knew any of *them.* Just unsettling.
A lot of phone system voices are from dead people, I’m sure. But I never knew any of *them.* Just unsettling.
If @sheenahigh.xyz had told me she was leaving for work in the first major snowstorm of the season on bald summers I’d have pleaded with her to stay home. I’d much rather she lose a day’s pay than take such a stupid risk
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If @sheenahigh.xyz had told me she was leaving for work in the first major snowstorm of the season on bald summers I’d have pleaded with her to stay home. I’d much rather she lose a day’s pay than take such a stupid risk