Steven Alleyn
@stevenalleyn.ca
Quando omni flunkus, moritati
I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.
I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.
Screenshot posting because the thread is very serious and I don’t want to bother OP with funny nonsense
But as I read this my cats screamed for dinner, and I couldn’t help but think that they agree with her - there SHOULD be more birds around me right now.
But as I read this my cats screamed for dinner, and I couldn’t help but think that they agree with her - there SHOULD be more birds around me right now.
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Screenshot posting because the thread is very serious and I don’t want to bother OP with funny nonsense
But as I read this my cats screamed for dinner, and I couldn’t help but think that they agree with her - there SHOULD be more birds around me right now.
But as I read this my cats screamed for dinner, and I couldn’t help but think that they agree with her - there SHOULD be more birds around me right now.
Leaving this for the hotel staff - if someone can work it out, they’ll be *rich*!
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Leaving this for the hotel staff - if someone can work it out, they’ll be *rich*!
I take issue with this. Not everything - not even every terrible thing - needs everyone’s take. Part of the reason the only people who seem to take up public service jobs anymore are corrupt is because the pay:pain-in-the-ass ratio is out of whack and public servants legitimately get shit on 24/7.
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I take issue with this. Not everything - not even every terrible thing - needs everyone’s take. Part of the reason the only people who seem to take up public service jobs anymore are corrupt is because the pay:pain-in-the-ass ratio is out of whack and public servants legitimately get shit on 24/7.
Dang I look good sometimes
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Dang I look good sometimes
12-month CPI for Food and Fuel from US Bureau of Labor Statistics, 09/2025
www.bls.gov/news.release...
www.bls.gov/news.release...
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
12-month CPI for Food and Fuel from US Bureau of Labor Statistics, 09/2025
www.bls.gov/news.release...
www.bls.gov/news.release...
Oldest selfie in your phone
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Oldest selfie in your phone
Jesus Christ look at these cats
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Jesus Christ look at these cats
Oh this guy! This perfect little guy!
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Oh this guy! This perfect little guy!
Just 30 more minutes, kitten
October 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just 30 more minutes, kitten
New barber ruined my moustache 👎
October 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
New barber ruined my moustache 👎
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's Ricky’s 1975 New Yorker
Women only want one thing, and it's Ricky’s 1975 New Yorker
October 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's Ricky’s 1975 New Yorker
Women only want one thing, and it's Ricky’s 1975 New Yorker
Honestly as far as music streaming goes, if you want to make sure artists get paid, the only real choices are Deezer, Apple Music and Tidal. I mean every streaming service pays trash, but those three are the least awful deals in the space and it’s not even close.
October 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Honestly as far as music streaming goes, if you want to make sure artists get paid, the only real choices are Deezer, Apple Music and Tidal. I mean every streaming service pays trash, but those three are the least awful deals in the space and it’s not even close.
@garaktailor.com Ella, I found this screencap of tumblr on imgur and is this you?
October 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
@garaktailor.com Ella, I found this screencap of tumblr on imgur and is this you?
Posted without comment
October 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Posted without comment
I can’t think of anything Hunter Thompson would have hated more than this and I blocked the offender because *ew*
October 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I can’t think of anything Hunter Thompson would have hated more than this and I blocked the offender because *ew*
These pickled habaneros are fantastic
October 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
These pickled habaneros are fantastic
See @reuters.com? See how this repost is better than your post in this image?
October 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
See @reuters.com? See how this repost is better than your post in this image?
I mean, yeah.
Like, look, this is a CAD price, but it’s still the raw ingredient cost w/ no side, rent, utilities, labour cost or profit.
Like, look, this is a CAD price, but it’s still the raw ingredient cost w/ no side, rent, utilities, labour cost or profit.
October 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I mean, yeah.
Like, look, this is a CAD price, but it’s still the raw ingredient cost w/ no side, rent, utilities, labour cost or profit.
Like, look, this is a CAD price, but it’s still the raw ingredient cost w/ no side, rent, utilities, labour cost or profit.
I need every news agency to STOP FUCKING DOING THIS
October 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I need every news agency to STOP FUCKING DOING THIS