Steven Alleyn
@stevenalleyn.ca
Quando omni flunkus, moritati
I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.
I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.
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Steven Alleyn
@stevenalleyn.ca
· Oct 11
My favourite scene in any voyager episode is the one where Andy Dick asks Robert Picardo to give him a penis
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@bsky.app last week my DMs were cut off. Moderation said I could not be trusted.
Hours later, you said it was a mistake.
Then you cut off them off again—but said it was my fault, tho wouldn't explain (before turning them back on.)
Maybe @sarahkendzior.bsky.social's ban is a mistake, too?
Hours later, you said it was a mistake.
Then you cut off them off again—but said it was my fault, tho wouldn't explain (before turning them back on.)
Maybe @sarahkendzior.bsky.social's ban is a mistake, too?
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
@bsky.app last week my DMs were cut off. Moderation said I could not be trusted.
Hours later, you said it was a mistake.
Then you cut off them off again—but said it was my fault, tho wouldn't explain (before turning them back on.)
Maybe @sarahkendzior.bsky.social's ban is a mistake, too?
Hours later, you said it was a mistake.
Then you cut off them off again—but said it was my fault, tho wouldn't explain (before turning them back on.)
Maybe @sarahkendzior.bsky.social's ban is a mistake, too?
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We can still have this. The money is there. We just have to wrest it from the grasp of rich scumbags.
81 years ago, FDR proposed a second Bill of Rights to guarantee every American the right to employment, healthcare, education, housing, and a living income. His words are as relevant now as they were then. Watch.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We can still have this. The money is there. We just have to wrest it from the grasp of rich scumbags.
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Listen, I'm not saying I endorse brutal mockery of Avi Loeb's claims that every interstellar comet we see is an alien spaceship, but I will link to it because the aliens made me in order to sow doubt about their cometships.
oddnews.com/article/this...
oddnews.com/article/this...
“This Comet Thing Is Aliens,” Says Resident Harvard Fraud Avi Loeb
Like he does every week, without evidence.
oddnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Listen, I'm not saying I endorse brutal mockery of Avi Loeb's claims that every interstellar comet we see is an alien spaceship, but I will link to it because the aliens made me in order to sow doubt about their cometships.
oddnews.com/article/this...
oddnews.com/article/this...
Screenshot posting because the thread is very serious and I don’t want to bother OP with funny nonsense
But as I read this my cats screamed for dinner, and I couldn’t help but think that they agree with her - there SHOULD be more birds around me right now.
But as I read this my cats screamed for dinner, and I couldn’t help but think that they agree with her - there SHOULD be more birds around me right now.
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Screenshot posting because the thread is very serious and I don’t want to bother OP with funny nonsense
But as I read this my cats screamed for dinner, and I couldn’t help but think that they agree with her - there SHOULD be more birds around me right now.
But as I read this my cats screamed for dinner, and I couldn’t help but think that they agree with her - there SHOULD be more birds around me right now.
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NOUVELLE INFORMATION DE CNN : « Le Royaume-Uni ne partage plus de renseignements avec les États-Unis concernant les navires soupçonnés de trafic de drogue dans les Caraïbes, car il ne souhaite pas être complice des frappes militaires américaines et estime que ces attaques sont illégales. »
NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
www.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
NOUVELLE INFORMATION DE CNN : « Le Royaume-Uni ne partage plus de renseignements avec les États-Unis concernant les navires soupçonnés de trafic de drogue dans les Caraïbes, car il ne souhaite pas être complice des frappes militaires américaines et estime que ces attaques sont illégales. »
I suspect I know why he’s single
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I suspect I know why he’s single
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Until Casino Royale, nobody cared about continuity. The films were always of the age they came out in. People made up theories like "James Bond is a codename that comes with being agent 007" if they cared about the discrepancy of a changing face more than the discrepancies caused by making it canon.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Until Casino Royale, nobody cared about continuity. The films were always of the age they came out in. People made up theories like "James Bond is a codename that comes with being agent 007" if they cared about the discrepancy of a changing face more than the discrepancies caused by making it canon.
“Protect the west” is one hell of a racist bullhorn
First, none of them look like this. Second, how does this flex “protect” anything?
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“Protect the west” is one hell of a racist bullhorn
A high school acquaintance ran the local snow clearing co. for years. A good man I uncharitably disliked in high school cuz he dated my sis. We got along in recent years. He died this summer.
His co. is late clearing my driveway this morning, so I called. His voice still animates the phone system.
His co. is late clearing my driveway this morning, so I called. His voice still animates the phone system.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A high school acquaintance ran the local snow clearing co. for years. A good man I uncharitably disliked in high school cuz he dated my sis. We got along in recent years. He died this summer.
His co. is late clearing my driveway this morning, so I called. His voice still animates the phone system.
His co. is late clearing my driveway this morning, so I called. His voice still animates the phone system.
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Bon ben vous avez tous raison.
Les médecins sont des lâches qui font juste du chantage.
Désolé, je n'émettrai plus d'avis contraire au vôtre. 😂
c'est fou comment c'est payant politiquement au Québec de s'en prendre aux médecins.
Les médecins sont des lâches qui font juste du chantage.
Désolé, je n'émettrai plus d'avis contraire au vôtre. 😂
c'est fou comment c'est payant politiquement au Québec de s'en prendre aux médecins.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Bon ben vous avez tous raison.
Les médecins sont des lâches qui font juste du chantage.
Désolé, je n'émettrai plus d'avis contraire au vôtre. 😂
c'est fou comment c'est payant politiquement au Québec de s'en prendre aux médecins.
Les médecins sont des lâches qui font juste du chantage.
Désolé, je n'émettrai plus d'avis contraire au vôtre. 😂
c'est fou comment c'est payant politiquement au Québec de s'en prendre aux médecins.
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Que le Québec nous accorde la stabilité qu’il nous a promise
www.ledevoir.com/opinion/lett...
Mais que voulez-vous, les Québécois ont élu des sans-cœurs aux dernières élections!
www.ledevoir.com/opinion/lett...
Mais que voulez-vous, les Québécois ont élu des sans-cœurs aux dernières élections!
www.ledevoir.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Que le Québec nous accorde la stabilité qu’il nous a promise
www.ledevoir.com/opinion/lett...
Mais que voulez-vous, les Québécois ont élu des sans-cœurs aux dernières élections!
www.ledevoir.com/opinion/lett...
Mais que voulez-vous, les Québécois ont élu des sans-cœurs aux dernières élections!
Sparing a thought for my friend’s husband today as he drives nearly 50km in the snow on bald summers. Brave dumbass.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Sparing a thought for my friend’s husband today as he drives nearly 50km in the snow on bald summers. Brave dumbass.
*SPOILER FOR THE MOST RECENT BOND*
Love that they spoiled this movie to talk about a fake problem no one cares about.
Love that they spoiled this movie to talk about a fake problem no one cares about.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
*SPOILER FOR THE MOST RECENT BOND*
Love that they spoiled this movie to talk about a fake problem no one cares about.
Love that they spoiled this movie to talk about a fake problem no one cares about.
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Explaining why Bond is alive needs just as much explanation as Back to the Future gave to why Doc and Marty are friends.
This is a fake problem. It's like explaining why Bond looks different. No one cares.
This is a fake problem. It's like explaining why Bond looks different. No one cares.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Explaining why Bond is alive needs just as much explanation as Back to the Future gave to why Doc and Marty are friends.
This is a fake problem. It's like explaining why Bond looks different. No one cares.
This is a fake problem. It's like explaining why Bond looks different. No one cares.
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why even see the need to for any kind of continuity. dude has been hunting villains for 60 years now, looking wildly different but never old.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
why even see the need to for any kind of continuity. dude has been hunting villains for 60 years now, looking wildly different but never old.
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This isn't remotely hard.
Either lean into the fan theory that "James Bond" is a cover that gets passed from agent to agent, or just start setting these back in the 1960s when a character like Bond made a little more sense.
There. Mail me my check.
Either lean into the fan theory that "James Bond" is a cover that gets passed from agent to agent, or just start setting these back in the 1960s when a character like Bond made a little more sense.
There. Mail me my check.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This isn't remotely hard.
Either lean into the fan theory that "James Bond" is a cover that gets passed from agent to agent, or just start setting these back in the 1960s when a character like Bond made a little more sense.
There. Mail me my check.
Either lean into the fan theory that "James Bond" is a cover that gets passed from agent to agent, or just start setting these back in the 1960s when a character like Bond made a little more sense.
There. Mail me my check.
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I really miss that stretch of time when fatness was being treated as human and beautiful. The snap back to pseudohealth body standards is really fashy and has infected the left to everyone's detriment. imo.
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I really miss that stretch of time when fatness was being treated as human and beautiful. The snap back to pseudohealth body standards is really fashy and has infected the left to everyone's detriment. imo.
HSAs are a scam
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
HSAs are a scam
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a winter lightning storm.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
a winter lightning storm.
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just saying if one of the 8 folding Dems wants they can use this as an excuse to change their mind and not give Trump exactly what he wants
Buried inside the deal to reopen government is a provision that would give Senators private right of action to sue for millions in damages over their phone records being analyzed by Jack Smith's team.
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
Shutdown Deal Would Let Senators Sue Over Jack Smith Searches
Senators whose phone records were sought by Special Counsel Jack Smith would gain authority to sue for millions in damages under a provision buried in the Senate-advanced deal to reopen the government...
news.bloomberglaw.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
just saying if one of the 8 folding Dems wants they can use this as an excuse to change their mind and not give Trump exactly what he wants
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Credit where credit is due, whoever gave this guy his nickname was right on the money.
President Trump said on the campaign trail that he had ‘concepts of a plan’ to make health care affordable.
More than a year later… we’re still waiting for it.
More than a year later… we’re still waiting for it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Credit where credit is due, whoever gave this guy his nickname was right on the money.
I asked a friend to help me move twice. Both times he didn’t show up and left me with a ton more work than I expected. After that I hired movers.
Imagine if I’d just kept expecting him to show up over and over and over and over again?
At what point would *I* be the asshole in that scenario?
Imagine if I’d just kept expecting him to show up over and over and over and over again?
At what point would *I* be the asshole in that scenario?
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I asked a friend to help me move twice. Both times he didn’t show up and left me with a ton more work than I expected. After that I hired movers.
Imagine if I’d just kept expecting him to show up over and over and over and over again?
At what point would *I* be the asshole in that scenario?
Imagine if I’d just kept expecting him to show up over and over and over and over again?
At what point would *I* be the asshole in that scenario?