Am I alone in always being slightly surprised the ads aren't old if I'm streaming a show that's a few years old?

@marcmorris.bsky.social have you heard about the forthcoming BBC King and Conqueror drama Marc? The one about 1066 etc?

In a carpet shop, the salesman brought out book of samples.
I said “I don’t think any of those will be big enough”.

Stoney silence.

@talcy73.bsky.social instant follow to anyone who loves metal and hates fascism. We're growing in numbers while no one's looking

Good afternoon you lovely lot! It seems that dispatches have tried doing a hit piece on disabled people. I don't know how many times I have to say this, but benefits are not easy to claim, people don't get given free cars, and disabled people aren't the reason the economy is fucked!

The story of what unfolded for the man who could have become Pompey king.
www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/footba...

Amorim out. Bring back Erik

Doctor Who day, and I’m thinking about my friend Keith Carter who once saw Tom Baker emerging from a phone box in Edinburgh and shouted “Been anywhere nice, Tom?” and got a resounding “fuck off!”

@chrisgpackham.bsky.social
Hi Chris, hopefully you'll use your voice again against the disgusting abuse of animals on I'm a Celebrity

😂😂😂

Right! Let’s see how well this place works … please retweet the hell out of this and follow me to see how quickly I get a million followers.

@bileysmullet.bsky.social hi mate. Maybe moving over from the other place

@baratheongirl.bsky.social found you.... still on the other one but got this started too now