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Steve Elardo
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Professor at UF Geology. Florida Planets Lab PI. Planetary Scientist, Magma-Maker, Dad, Miami Dolphins and Star Wars Fanatic. Scotch, Titanic, and Red Panda enthusiast. My views.
#FinsUp!
#PlanetaryScience

planets.geology.ufl.edu
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The vast majority of Senate interviews at pretty much any time they're under fire can be swiftly and productively translated to "Fuck you for suggesting I work"
Tim Kaine: "I don't tell Ro Khanna or AOC or anybody else who you should pick as your House leader, because I got a full time job being a senator. I don't need to freelance opinions about House leadership. They should focus on their own leadership and let senators do what we need to do."
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Job alert!!! My department (Geology at @wwu.edu ) is searching for a hydrogeologist at the assistant professor level (tenure track). Fabulous colleagues and students (undergrad and master's level), spectacular setting. Ping me with questions.

hr.wwu.edu/careers-facu...
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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The application deadline for these has been extended (due to them being open an unreasonably short time initially, not b/c we got too few applications). Dust off your CV, friends. 🧪⚒️
🚨FOUR tenure track positions in my dept @ucalgary.bsky.social @ucalgaryscience.bsky.social in applied & computational geophysics, subsurface geochemistry, sedimentary geology, and sustainable soil science. careers.ucalgary.ca/search/jobs?...

(please reskeet widely!) #academicsky 🧪⚒️🇨🇦
Opportunities matching 'earth'
Search 4 Careers available at University of Calgary.
careers.ucalgary.ca
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Come join us!!!
🚨 Open Postdoctoral Researcher Position! 🚨

UF is hiring a Postdoctoral Researcher to investigate seismic signatures of wave–dune energy transfer and couple observations with process-based models of dune evolution. Field campaigns, data pipelines, and collaboration across UF.

Link below! ⚒️🧪🌊
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Today many federal employees will get back to work for the first time since Sept 30. That’s 43 days of unread emails, missed obligations, and extraordinary stress.

If you need something from me, please be patient with as I work through my inbox and sort through shifted priorities/timelines.
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Kaine states that being at the table led him to believe that "...the chaos of continuing the shutdown would have led them to eliminate the Senate filibuster so they could pass a government funding bill with no Democratic votes..."
If true, this is the ONLY way in which caving was the right call
Opinion | Tim Kaine: Why I Voted to End the Shutdown
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Actually fuck it, give this man a lifetime contract extension #FinsUp #Dolphins
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This a$$hole looked at Tuesday’s absolute beat down of the republicans IN HIS OWN STATE, and goes,”You know what, I think I’ll f*ck it up instead”
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Announcer literally said “the tackling by Miami has been exemplary” never heard that before in my life
holy shit that was a sick stop
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Jeez I guess Jalen Philips was really holding this team back 😂😂😅
🐬 #Dolphins #FinsUp
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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A new Space Policy Edition episode today! Guest Lou Friedman argues that the recent announcement of a potential biosignature collected by Perseverance should reignite our commitment to Mars Sample Return,. www.planetary.org/planetary-ra...
Space Policy Edition: Should a (potential) biosignature revive Mars…
In 1996, a controversial claim of fossilized life in a Martian meteorite ignited a golden age of Mars exploration. Nearly 30 years later, a potential…
www.planetary.org
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My ultimate Halloween candy ranking. This is final. I will not be taking questions. #Halloween
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Tua next week
#Dolphins #finsup
October 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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This is the ad Donald Trump woke up furious about.

Would be a shame if it went viral.
October 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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A borb with fabulous eyebrows for #Wrensday

(Carolina Wren) #birds 🌿 #HeadInBirds
October 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Amazon, the second largest employer in the U.S., aims to replace more than half a million jobs with robots, internal documents show.
Amazon Plans to Replace More Than Half a Million Jobs With Robots
Internal documents show the company that changed how people shop has a far-reaching plan to automate 75 percent of its operations.
nyti.ms
October 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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good day to fire chris grier directly into the sun’s burning rays
October 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Super proud of my parents turning out for the Buffalo, NY #NoKings protest and showing how my family has been #AntiFascist for generations!!!
#fdt
#FreeSpeechMatters
#USA
October 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I know this is just going to attract flak, but damn, it's interesting (IRL and if you happen to be writing Sci-Fi).
So... what's the mining ore situation on Mars? 🧪⚒️

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Let's talk a bit about this paper.

1/9 🧵

Link: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
October 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM