stephen
@stepheniscowboy.bsky.social
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stephen
@stepheniscowboy.bsky.social
· Nov 7
saw a really depressed pirate he had that thousand yarrrrr stare
crosswords are sooo easy
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
crosswords are sooo easy
back on the good bit of the internet
September 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
back on the good bit of the internet
you did your best to have as many high information people on that march at least fella x
September 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
you did your best to have as many high information people on that march at least fella x
Hello @cinemashoebox.bsky.social did you once tweet about a HRE(?) noble house which named all their sons the same name so it would end up being like John the Sixieth I can't find it online but I feel I remember you posting about it.
September 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hello @cinemashoebox.bsky.social did you once tweet about a HRE(?) noble house which named all their sons the same name so it would end up being like John the Sixieth I can't find it online but I feel I remember you posting about it.
The RMT are behind the pressure of bosses to remove WFH so that their strikes can cause enough disruption to help their industrial relations
Give me your reckons, your conspiracies,
Your lurid speculations yearning to breathe free
Your lurid speculations yearning to breathe free
September 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
The RMT are behind the pressure of bosses to remove WFH so that their strikes can cause enough disruption to help their industrial relations
He will catch COVID at least 54 times
JUST IN: Brazil’s top court sentences former President Jair Bolsonaro to 27 years and 3 months in prison over his attempted coup
September 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
He will catch COVID at least 54 times
pottery wheel that stays perfectly still but just thwucks you around it in a horrid ungodly circle
September 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
pottery wheel that stays perfectly still but just thwucks you around it in a horrid ungodly circle
Reposted by stephen
back to work! NOW
Pausing from harvest labor on a hot summer day, Pieter Bruegel’s Harvesters, in 1565. Today is his day.
September 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
back to work! NOW
the name'
s
kaur
rupi kaur
i have a license,
and you
are dead now
s
kaur
rupi kaur
i have a license,
and you
are dead now
September 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the name'
s
kaur
rupi kaur
i have a license,
and you
are dead now
s
kaur
rupi kaur
i have a license,
and you
are dead now
Reposted by stephen
extremely satisfying'building on fire' vibes. 10/10 fire. so often a building on fire is visually a disappointment, but this is a triumph
September 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
extremely satisfying'building on fire' vibes. 10/10 fire. so often a building on fire is visually a disappointment, but this is a triumph
Reposted by stephen
Physio: have you got a band?
Me: yeah it’s kind of early 80s thrash, but more sort of crusty… Cold War themed! We’re actually playing on Thursday.
Physio:
Me: yeah it’s kind of early 80s thrash, but more sort of crusty… Cold War themed! We’re actually playing on Thursday.
Physio:
September 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Physio: have you got a band?
Me: yeah it’s kind of early 80s thrash, but more sort of crusty… Cold War themed! We’re actually playing on Thursday.
Physio:
Me: yeah it’s kind of early 80s thrash, but more sort of crusty… Cold War themed! We’re actually playing on Thursday.
Physio:
(negging the macedonian boy wonder) alexander the okay i guess
September 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
(negging the macedonian boy wonder) alexander the okay i guess
can anyone remember this game:
-pc
-played in early 00s
-educational(?)
-you play as a diplomat involved in governance of 'emerging' economy
-make key strategic decisions (where to invest, aid packages)
-was end screens where you are shot by rebel militias or the actual army
-only way to win game:
-pc
-played in early 00s
-educational(?)
-you play as a diplomat involved in governance of 'emerging' economy
-make key strategic decisions (where to invest, aid packages)
-was end screens where you are shot by rebel militias or the actual army
-only way to win game:
September 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
can anyone remember this game:
-pc
-played in early 00s
-educational(?)
-you play as a diplomat involved in governance of 'emerging' economy
-make key strategic decisions (where to invest, aid packages)
-was end screens where you are shot by rebel militias or the actual army
-only way to win game:
-pc
-played in early 00s
-educational(?)
-you play as a diplomat involved in governance of 'emerging' economy
-make key strategic decisions (where to invest, aid packages)
-was end screens where you are shot by rebel militias or the actual army
-only way to win game:
can anyone tell me what this art style of a metal carving which shows only faces or hands in paint beneath? it's beautiful and i want to learn more
September 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
can anyone tell me what this art style of a metal carving which shows only faces or hands in paint beneath? it's beautiful and i want to learn more
turning mine flintlock pistole most sideways so admiral nelson knowest me for bad
September 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
turning mine flintlock pistole most sideways so admiral nelson knowest me for bad
what if Rome was built in a day but they don't want you to know that, to limit how many cities there are to reduce competition when bidding for the commonwealth games
August 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
what if Rome was built in a day but they don't want you to know that, to limit how many cities there are to reduce competition when bidding for the commonwealth games
Interviewer: Well your CV is certainly interesting. It says here you worked in Television?
Sir Killalot: ...
Sir Killalot: ...
August 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Interviewer: Well your CV is certainly interesting. It says here you worked in Television?
Sir Killalot: ...
Sir Killalot: ...
Well just finished reading literally any history book about any country that fell to the far right in the 20th century about how the liberal centre and traditional right are so scared of even slightly radical social democracy they will cozy up to fascism to prevent it. Now to go outside and
August 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Well just finished reading literally any history book about any country that fell to the far right in the 20th century about how the liberal centre and traditional right are so scared of even slightly radical social democracy they will cozy up to fascism to prevent it. Now to go outside and
(introducing gf to my pals) this is gus, he has 3 different selection voice lines & can gather food drinks and single slot inventory items
gus: gus here! what can i do
(whisper to gf) try it
her: can you get me a coke
gus: haha! sounds like a job for gus!
(reassuringly) aw babe he likes you
gus: gus here! what can i do
(whisper to gf) try it
her: can you get me a coke
gus: haha! sounds like a job for gus!
(reassuringly) aw babe he likes you
August 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
(introducing gf to my pals) this is gus, he has 3 different selection voice lines & can gather food drinks and single slot inventory items
gus: gus here! what can i do
(whisper to gf) try it
her: can you get me a coke
gus: haha! sounds like a job for gus!
(reassuringly) aw babe he likes you
gus: gus here! what can i do
(whisper to gf) try it
her: can you get me a coke
gus: haha! sounds like a job for gus!
(reassuringly) aw babe he likes you
when you're a french baker in your bakery and you've ran out of bread
August 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
when you're a french baker in your bakery and you've ran out of bread
DJ: 🎵🎶 Put your hands up for Detroit 🎵🎶
South African Fisherman: 🙌🙌🙌 I LOVEEE DE TROIT 😤😤 SICH A MIGHTY FEESH
South African Fisherman: 🙌🙌🙌 I LOVEEE DE TROIT 😤😤 SICH A MIGHTY FEESH
August 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
DJ: 🎵🎶 Put your hands up for Detroit 🎵🎶
South African Fisherman: 🙌🙌🙌 I LOVEEE DE TROIT 😤😤 SICH A MIGHTY FEESH
South African Fisherman: 🙌🙌🙌 I LOVEEE DE TROIT 😤😤 SICH A MIGHTY FEESH
whenever i come over to bluesky it feels like hiding from my scolding mistress to escape my racist wife
August 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
whenever i come over to bluesky it feels like hiding from my scolding mistress to escape my racist wife
HUMAN ARTISTS OF EARTH! use only one photograph of tiny painted toy soldiers to convince people to follow you.
August 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
HUMAN ARTISTS OF EARTH! use only one photograph of tiny painted toy soldiers to convince people to follow you.
(Newman, smug grin): It's your orders, Jerry. I don't give em, I just post 'em
Jerry: George we have to charge the Cannon?
George: Charge the cannon? Nonsensical
Jerry: The Cannon!
Kramer: Oh boy, bad day for the Light Brigade. Giddy up!
Jerry: George we have to charge the Cannon?
George: Charge the cannon? Nonsensical
Jerry: The Cannon!
Kramer: Oh boy, bad day for the Light Brigade. Giddy up!
August 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
(Newman, smug grin): It's your orders, Jerry. I don't give em, I just post 'em
Jerry: George we have to charge the Cannon?
George: Charge the cannon? Nonsensical
Jerry: The Cannon!
Kramer: Oh boy, bad day for the Light Brigade. Giddy up!
Jerry: George we have to charge the Cannon?
George: Charge the cannon? Nonsensical
Jerry: The Cannon!
Kramer: Oh boy, bad day for the Light Brigade. Giddy up!
King Arthur's coming: Look chivalrous
August 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
King Arthur's coming: Look chivalrous