stelle307
@stelle307.bsky.social
You're doomed to live the life you're meant to be. You're doomed.
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they duct taped a kobold to the cave ceiling. it’s 107 feet up
December 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
they duct taped a kobold to the cave ceiling. it’s 107 feet up
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kobold eating crackers: crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch gulp.
crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch cru
crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch cru
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
kobold eating crackers: crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch gulp.
crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch cru
crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch cru
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a tiny, extremely fuzzy kobold named Mold Spore
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
a tiny, extremely fuzzy kobold named Mold Spore
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game awards 2016: we signed a sponsorship deal with schick, here is a bit razor mascot man. he's buff for some reason
game awards 2025: we signed a sponsorship deal with a company that knowingly sells ad time to the government agency that kidnaps immigrants
game awards 2025: we signed a sponsorship deal with a company that knowingly sells ad time to the government agency that kidnaps immigrants
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
game awards 2016: we signed a sponsorship deal with schick, here is a bit razor mascot man. he's buff for some reason
game awards 2025: we signed a sponsorship deal with a company that knowingly sells ad time to the government agency that kidnaps immigrants
game awards 2025: we signed a sponsorship deal with a company that knowingly sells ad time to the government agency that kidnaps immigrants
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anemic kobold sucking on an ingot for the iron content
October 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
anemic kobold sucking on an ingot for the iron content
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Customer: YOU LOVE THE COOK
DMV: YOU LOVE THE COCK
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: YOU LOVE THE COCK
Verdict: DENIED
September 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Customer: YOU LOVE THE COOK
DMV: YOU LOVE THE COCK
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: YOU LOVE THE COCK
Verdict: DENIED
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Local baephomet sits on grave.
August 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Local baephomet sits on grave.
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in unreal engine you plug men together
August 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
in unreal engine you plug men together
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DIPPING SAUCES ARE DESIGNED FOR THE PORK.
September 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
DIPPING SAUCES ARE DESIGNED FOR THE PORK.
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a kobold fighter who wields a mini golf club with startling effectiveness
August 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
a kobold fighter who wields a mini golf club with startling effectiveness
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They're going to spike everyone's energy prices. Your energy prices are going up and it's Trump's fault. Plain as day.
"The developers behind the project had said it was on track to produce enough electricity for more than 350,000 homes in Rhode Island and Connecticut by next spring."
Breaking News: The Trump administration ordered construction to stop on a $4 billion wind farm off the coast of Rhode Island that has already mostly been built.
August 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
They're going to spike everyone's energy prices. Your energy prices are going up and it's Trump's fault. Plain as day.
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every time you see me defending the ordinary version of a thing as perfectly acceptable, i want you to think about the wall-mount garage door opener stans who are trying to make you feel bad about your garage door opener.
August 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
every time you see me defending the ordinary version of a thing as perfectly acceptable, i want you to think about the wall-mount garage door opener stans who are trying to make you feel bad about your garage door opener.
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I saw a possum last night runnin like this across the street it was so cute.
August 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I saw a possum last night runnin like this across the street it was so cute.
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kobold: the adventurers slaughtered the entire warren, i barely escaped with my life and one of the seven eggs in my clutch
another kobold eating potato salad: damn that sucks man. do you want some potato salad
another kobold eating potato salad: damn that sucks man. do you want some potato salad
July 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
kobold: the adventurers slaughtered the entire warren, i barely escaped with my life and one of the seven eggs in my clutch
another kobold eating potato salad: damn that sucks man. do you want some potato salad
another kobold eating potato salad: damn that sucks man. do you want some potato salad
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IVE BEEN TO SO MANY VENUES THOS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 MY SALT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
August 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
IVE BEEN TO SO MANY VENUES THOS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 MY SALT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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you can use a Fire Stone on a kobold to evolve them into The Same Kobold But On Fire
August 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
you can use a Fire Stone on a kobold to evolve them into The Same Kobold But On Fire
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you know what would be really funny?
if people started calling MasterCard saying "I mentioned MasterCard in a Riot/Valorant/League of Legends stream and I got timed out/warned/banned. I don't understand why that would happen. Can you explain it to me?"
if people started calling MasterCard saying "I mentioned MasterCard in a Riot/Valorant/League of Legends stream and I got timed out/warned/banned. I don't understand why that would happen. Can you explain it to me?"
August 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
you know what would be really funny?
if people started calling MasterCard saying "I mentioned MasterCard in a Riot/Valorant/League of Legends stream and I got timed out/warned/banned. I don't understand why that would happen. Can you explain it to me?"
if people started calling MasterCard saying "I mentioned MasterCard in a Riot/Valorant/League of Legends stream and I got timed out/warned/banned. I don't understand why that would happen. Can you explain it to me?"
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...a humble bar top for everyone else, a grand stage for the kobold!
July 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
...a humble bar top for everyone else, a grand stage for the kobold!
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kobold who improves every room they're in
July 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
kobold who improves every room they're in
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Kobold with a perfect smile of human teeth
July 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Kobold with a perfect smile of human teeth
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The Itch/Steam thing dropped off the trending tab.
Therefore it's time to remind you again to swamp the payment processors with more calls.
If the call volume dies down in under a week they aren't going to learn their lesson. Make them regret it.
Therefore it's time to remind you again to swamp the payment processors with more calls.
If the call volume dies down in under a week they aren't going to learn their lesson. Make them regret it.
July 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The Itch/Steam thing dropped off the trending tab.
Therefore it's time to remind you again to swamp the payment processors with more calls.
If the call volume dies down in under a week they aren't going to learn their lesson. Make them regret it.
Therefore it's time to remind you again to swamp the payment processors with more calls.
If the call volume dies down in under a week they aren't going to learn their lesson. Make them regret it.
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