Keter Class Kobold #2
@marismolotov.bsky.social
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there's a kobold in your rice
(chorus) he seems very nice
(chorus) he seems very nice
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
there's a kobold in your rice
(chorus) he seems very nice
(chorus) he seems very nice
Reposted by Keter Class Kobold #2
a three minute boat ride with a kobold can be enough to change your life, assuming you're in the boat with the CORRECT kobold ☝️
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
a three minute boat ride with a kobold can be enough to change your life, assuming you're in the boat with the CORRECT kobold ☝️
Plurality win! Discord to add the ability to block individual pluralkit alters!
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Plurality win! Discord to add the ability to block individual pluralkit alters!
pro tip: bees deploy with different damage types according to your need
November 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
pro tip: bees deploy with different damage types according to your need
the kobold you knew seems a lot like a dragon now
November 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
the kobold you knew seems a lot like a dragon now
my kobold spent all my money drinking at the halfway home
November 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
my kobold spent all my money drinking at the halfway home
they call it a kobold. that beautiful thing. and you know it can't be a bad thing, once you look it in those soft beady eyes. yet you also know that your life will never be the same. perhaps this is why your village warned you so
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
they call it a kobold. that beautiful thing. and you know it can't be a bad thing, once you look it in those soft beady eyes. yet you also know that your life will never be the same. perhaps this is why your village warned you so
Stats for the bolds:
Meibold the Arsonist - 6
Jack Briggs - 5
Bugbold Grace - 5
The Snuggler - 8
Classic Lagerbold - 1
Kobold Wielding Pike - 5
Kobold of the Light - 8
Phaze - 3
The Dancing Icicle - 5
Tyg the Sniper - 10
Shevin - 2
The Shrimp Whisperer - 9
p even, but tough luck for the lagerbold.
Meibold the Arsonist - 6
Jack Briggs - 5
Bugbold Grace - 5
The Snuggler - 8
Classic Lagerbold - 1
Kobold Wielding Pike - 5
Kobold of the Light - 8
Phaze - 3
The Dancing Icicle - 5
Tyg the Sniper - 10
Shevin - 2
The Shrimp Whisperer - 9
p even, but tough luck for the lagerbold.
October 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Stats for the bolds:
Meibold the Arsonist - 6
Jack Briggs - 5
Bugbold Grace - 5
The Snuggler - 8
Classic Lagerbold - 1
Kobold Wielding Pike - 5
Kobold of the Light - 8
Phaze - 3
The Dancing Icicle - 5
Tyg the Sniper - 10
Shevin - 2
The Shrimp Whisperer - 9
p even, but tough luck for the lagerbold.
Meibold the Arsonist - 6
Jack Briggs - 5
Bugbold Grace - 5
The Snuggler - 8
Classic Lagerbold - 1
Kobold Wielding Pike - 5
Kobold of the Light - 8
Phaze - 3
The Dancing Icicle - 5
Tyg the Sniper - 10
Shevin - 2
The Shrimp Whisperer - 9
p even, but tough luck for the lagerbold.
Pick 3 kobolds from the following to form an adventuring party:
Meibold the Arsonist
Jack "the too-many knives kobold" Briggs
Bugbold Grace
The Snuggler
Classic Lagerbold
Kobold Wielding Pike
Kobold of the Light
Phaze
The Dancing Icicle
Tyg the Sniper (AR-50 included)
Shevin
The Shrimp Whisperer
Meibold the Arsonist
Jack "the too-many knives kobold" Briggs
Bugbold Grace
The Snuggler
Classic Lagerbold
Kobold Wielding Pike
Kobold of the Light
Phaze
The Dancing Icicle
Tyg the Sniper (AR-50 included)
Shevin
The Shrimp Whisperer
October 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Pick 3 kobolds from the following to form an adventuring party:
Meibold the Arsonist
Jack "the too-many knives kobold" Briggs
Bugbold Grace
The Snuggler
Classic Lagerbold
Kobold Wielding Pike
Kobold of the Light
Phaze
The Dancing Icicle
Tyg the Sniper (AR-50 included)
Shevin
The Shrimp Whisperer
Meibold the Arsonist
Jack "the too-many knives kobold" Briggs
Bugbold Grace
The Snuggler
Classic Lagerbold
Kobold Wielding Pike
Kobold of the Light
Phaze
The Dancing Icicle
Tyg the Sniper (AR-50 included)
Shevin
The Shrimp Whisperer
do modern kobolds still cause cobalt forges to explode or is that a lost art
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
do modern kobolds still cause cobalt forges to explode or is that a lost art
a lot of the otherkin/therian community is soaked with a "humanity bad" rhetoric that makes me frightened to engage with fellow non-humans. there are few things that push me away quicker than projecting general societal problems onto a whole species.
that's my discourse post for this year
that's my discourse post for this year
October 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
a lot of the otherkin/therian community is soaked with a "humanity bad" rhetoric that makes me frightened to engage with fellow non-humans. there are few things that push me away quicker than projecting general societal problems onto a whole species.
that's my discourse post for this year
that's my discourse post for this year
Reposted by Keter Class Kobold #2
i wish the world was more fair
i wish i was filled with air
i wish i was filled with air
October 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i wish the world was more fair
i wish i was filled with air
i wish i was filled with air
admit it. you're safer in that cell when the kobold is out there
October 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
admit it. you're safer in that cell when the kobold is out there
youtubers have assumed for a decade now that their series will drop through the floor if they dare put an episode number in the title. has anyone actually proved this
October 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
youtubers have assumed for a decade now that their series will drop through the floor if they dare put an episode number in the title. has anyone actually proved this
🎶 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
all good kobolds pet their dragons 🎶
all good kobolds pet their dragons 🎶
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
🎶 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
all good kobolds pet their dragons 🎶
all good kobolds pet their dragons 🎶
nature is healing. unfortunately, nature is terrifying
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
nature is healing. unfortunately, nature is terrifying
to a kobold, an extra life is merely a commodity
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
to a kobold, an extra life is merely a commodity
kobold guardian who still gives each of the dragon hatchlings a goodnight kiss before bed. even though the hatchlings are big enough to crush buildings now
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
kobold guardian who still gives each of the dragon hatchlings a goodnight kiss before bed. even though the hatchlings are big enough to crush buildings now
Reposted by Keter Class Kobold #2
I've seen water frozen in cubes before.
October 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I've seen water frozen in cubes before.
the kobold experiment is now concluded. thank you all for taking part.
October 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the kobold experiment is now concluded. thank you all for taking part.
they're out there saying that a kobold can't stack 20 nuclear warheads in a pile in the middle of a big city. are you going to let them control you
October 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
they're out there saying that a kobold can't stack 20 nuclear warheads in a pile in the middle of a big city. are you going to let them control you