𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖋 𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖟
@stefschwartz.bsky.social
Deeply problematic. I used to write for the internet but I don’t anymore.
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Hello, I’m Jewish. I think genocide is bad and Zohran Mamdani is good. Hope this help.
June 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hello, I’m Jewish. I think genocide is bad and Zohran Mamdani is good. Hope this help.
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We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.
![[text from the Declaration of Independence]
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qvyj3hxm4opuuddzrhcbiio6/bafkreiahlp7acp6y2hakkfu5h66vg2ifckdo6b7fqaebenki3qoxswp73e@jpeg)
April 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.
ok which one of you thirsty bitches put the heart shaped notes in luigi’s socks
March 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ok which one of you thirsty bitches put the heart shaped notes in luigi’s socks
once i got added to a group chat that wasn’t for me by accident but it was just some roadie i worked with once and his family talking about this dog’s first time at the beach
March 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
once i got added to a group chat that wasn’t for me by accident but it was just some roadie i worked with once and his family talking about this dog’s first time at the beach
veep ass government
March 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
veep ass government
my forever favorite is lady gaga opening as 1st of 3 at the leonard st knitting factory in 2007. even then, we knew it was something special. my first words after she came offstage were, “when are you putting out an album?!??!” because i wanted to those songs in my ipod and on my myspace profile.
What musical act did you get to see in an intimate setting? Because it was before they got big or after they had their huge moment?
March 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
my forever favorite is lady gaga opening as 1st of 3 at the leonard st knitting factory in 2007. even then, we knew it was something special. my first words after she came offstage were, “when are you putting out an album?!??!” because i wanted to those songs in my ipod and on my myspace profile.
saxon frenching his brother
March 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
saxon frenching his brother
has any band ever been this effortlessly cool before or since?
Elastica’s debut LP was released 30 years ago today. A hugely important record for me. This demo version of Blue from B-side of Connection is a real treat.
youtu.be/ibJ_28jWZ88?...
youtu.be/ibJ_28jWZ88?...
Elastica - Blue (Donna's 4 track demo)
YouTube video by Elastica
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March 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
has any band ever been this effortlessly cool before or since?
everything is extremely depressing but you gotta admit it’s funny that a bunch of republicans are willing to buy electric vehicles to own the libs
March 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
everything is extremely depressing but you gotta admit it’s funny that a bunch of republicans are willing to buy electric vehicles to own the libs
watching the love is blind weddings i can't help but think of the poor PA whose job it is to move all those wayfair-ass gold candle holders from the reveal hallway to the wedding venues
March 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
watching the love is blind weddings i can't help but think of the poor PA whose job it is to move all those wayfair-ass gold candle holders from the reveal hallway to the wedding venues
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It's no surprise to me I'm am a sea anemone, cuz every now and then i sting the living shit out of me
February 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It's no surprise to me I'm am a sea anemone, cuz every now and then i sting the living shit out of me
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Maybe you can find somebody who can help, man, maybe call your representative? Who is it
An unelected shadow government is conducting a hostile takeover of the federal government.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
February 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Maybe you can find somebody who can help, man, maybe call your representative? Who is it
at this point i feel like the final boss for therapists, like they should have to fight over which one of them is worthy to treat me.
January 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
at this point i feel like the final boss for therapists, like they should have to fight over which one of them is worthy to treat me.
yesterday i got a rejection letter from a job whose interview i ghosted on seven months ago, from a business that closed permanently two months ago. the email said they went with a more qualified candidate.
January 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
yesterday i got a rejection letter from a job whose interview i ghosted on seven months ago, from a business that closed permanently two months ago. the email said they went with a more qualified candidate.
i don’t believe 2025 is going to be my year even a little bit, but am willing to invest in the idea of things being marginally ok by 2028-2030 or so
January 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i don’t believe 2025 is going to be my year even a little bit, but am willing to invest in the idea of things being marginally ok by 2028-2030 or so
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“don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Santa tonight 😄😝”
December 23, 2024 at 12:17 AM
“don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Santa tonight 😄😝”
we start pre shift meetings by announcing it’s some random holiday and i just told my coworker it’s nostradamus’ birthday (it is!) and she earnestly replied, “like the vampire???”
December 14, 2024 at 9:31 PM
we start pre shift meetings by announcing it’s some random holiday and i just told my coworker it’s nostradamus’ birthday (it is!) and she earnestly replied, “like the vampire???”
the ultimatum couples should have to take care of an egg baby
December 12, 2024 at 8:00 PM
the ultimatum couples should have to take care of an egg baby
they should make the ultimatum couples stay in the circle hotel and you should be able to get married as a catfish
December 12, 2024 at 8:00 PM
they should make the ultimatum couples stay in the circle hotel and you should be able to get married as a catfish
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police: come out with your hands up
unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌
unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌
December 10, 2024 at 2:56 AM
police: come out with your hands up
unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌
unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌
absolutely losing it over these idiots
December 10, 2024 at 12:09 AM
absolutely losing it over these idiots
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it just amazing that a radicalized American shot someone actually responsible for the type of problems he had and not like a school or a mall
December 9, 2024 at 8:36 PM
it just amazing that a radicalized American shot someone actually responsible for the type of problems he had and not like a school or a mall
trying to think of something cool to say to flirt with someone on a dating app and in the process i lit a small fire in my kitchen and had to break out a fire extinguisher, anyway i’m going to die alone. probably in a fire.
December 6, 2024 at 4:14 AM
trying to think of something cool to say to flirt with someone on a dating app and in the process i lit a small fire in my kitchen and had to break out a fire extinguisher, anyway i’m going to die alone. probably in a fire.
now feels like a weird fucking time for everyone to have decided it’s cool to like grimes again
November 30, 2024 at 4:29 AM
now feels like a weird fucking time for everyone to have decided it’s cool to like grimes again
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Do you have any idea how badly you have to fuck up a website to get me to exclusively post on one where I have less followers
November 20, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Do you have any idea how badly you have to fuck up a website to get me to exclusively post on one where I have less followers