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Stealth Noodle
@stealthnoodle.bsky.social
Welcome to my big gay garbage pile. She/her. Sometimes NSFW, 🔞

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November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I am SORELY TEMPTED
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The BEST store we found in the mall sold powerfully off-model bootleg anime figures right next to a wall of swords and a literal bucket of BOGO toe rings. The shadow self of the nearby pristine Funko shop
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You are being catered to!
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Went to a mall a while ago for the first time in years and was stunned by how much of it is just shops selling anime collectibles. JCPenny's has fallen and Nendoroids have risen up in its place
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
GODSPEED
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Magnets in their hands! I need them
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I wasn't going to pick this one up but you're making me want to play it with your fashion shots!
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I'm sorry, that's awful. I'm glad you're taking care of yourself. 🫂
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've seen pictures of that lenticular frame! I KNOW they know what they're working with
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You'd think they'd see the average price the Akechi noodle stopper goes for and put that angry little man's face on more products than Hello Kitty's. Where is my Goro Akechi waffle iron
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I own it three times (twice on Switch and once on PS4) but in my defense one of the Switch copies is the Japanese version
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM