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CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!

(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Three Point Lane
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
What a mental #NUFC lineup that is.
February 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
This is not currently a Super Bowl for the casual fan…
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Save of the season right there from Donnarumma. For the context as much as anything. 🧤 🧤
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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I mean the Italian national anthem is just 10/10, truly excellent
February 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
What a crazy NUFC lineup that is.
January 31, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Why you doing that if you’re Liverpool?
🚨⚫️🔵 Inter are in direct club to club talks with Liverpool for Curtis Jones on loan deal with buy option clause. Negotiations ongoing but linked to Davide Frattesi exit with #NFFC waiting for an answer. Inter and Liverpool, discussing today.
January 30, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Edouard Mendy penalty save against Morocco 90+13'
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Ah, they are back out. Imagine if Mendy saves this penalty now…
January 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Outrageous and unprecedented scenes in the AFCON. I can understand the frustration, the Senegal goal was a good one, and the Morocco penalty is soft. But c’mon, you can’t just walk off the pitch! Credit to Mane trying to sort this out.
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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This is great. Do please watch it.
September 22, 2025 at 8:33 AM
That Barcelona midfield trio, wow. Frankie De Jong in particular, but they completely shut our midfield down and controlled the narrative of the game. Could have been different if we’d taken our 1st half chances or started Big Nick, but CL progression does not hinge on matches against Barca and PSG.
September 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Champions League draw tonight for #NUFC, my ideal draw would be:

Real Madrid (h)
Bayern Munich (a)
Juventus (a)
Club Brugge (h)
Ajax (a)
Bodø Glimt (h)
Monaco (h)
Pafos (a)
August 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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I love that girl elbowing Prince William out the way to get her handshakes in
July 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Hannah Hampton call was a big one at the time, but proven to be 100% the correct one in the end. Tremendous achievement for the #lionesses!
July 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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War On The Countryside

- aim to concrete over 100% of Britain
- run down nimbys in your bulldozer
- build strategic alliances with yimbys
- defeat final level boss Simon Jenkins
okay today we're doing the fun type of quote posting game:

What would *your* computer game look like?
hear me out

Stephen Bush's Civilisation
June 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - WE ARE BACK! 🤩
May 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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If you love football, you love Ebere Eze.
May 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Match of the Day are showing a suspicious amount of yellow cards in this Palace v Brighton game 🤨
April 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What a parade, what a day! Still recovering…
March 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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With us every step of the way. Always.

UNITED. 🖤🤍

#wedontdoquiet
March 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
What a match, what a day. I never thought I’d see the like. #NUFC are the League Cup winners!
March 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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The road to Wembley 😍
March 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM