Sam
@starsnotshadows.bsky.social
Eager to please and quick to disappoint // she/her
Antonio Cipriano & Derek Klena - "For Good" (Wicked; Stephen Schwartz)
YouTube video by Famous In NY Video
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December 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I have a doctor who relationship with the roll for sandwich guy (I'm watching his videos in reverse chronological order)
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I have a doctor who relationship with the roll for sandwich guy (I'm watching his videos in reverse chronological order)
after weeks of blaring Epic The Musical, my downstairs neighbor is listening to it loud enough for me to hear LOL
October 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
after weeks of blaring Epic The Musical, my downstairs neighbor is listening to it loud enough for me to hear LOL
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every day JB is out there showing none of this is hard, the democratic party is just that soft
"It appears that Donald Trump not only has dementia set in, but he's copying tactics of Vladimir Putin. Sending troops into cities, thinking that that's some sort of proving ground for war.. is just, frankly, inane and I'm concerned for his health"
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
Pritzker compares Trump to Putin, calls for invoking 25th Amendment for suggesting military use Chicago as "training grounds"
After President Trump suggested Chicago should be used as "training grounds for our military," Gov Pritzker said the 25th Amendment should be invoked to remove the president from office, saying "there...
www.cbsnews.com
October 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
every day JB is out there showing none of this is hard, the democratic party is just that soft
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Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.
October 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.
had my first experience using a peel off base coat for nail polish and like. it sure does make removing the polish easy but that means it also makes it satisfying to just completely remove my entire manicure after one bored moment lol
September 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
had my first experience using a peel off base coat for nail polish and like. it sure does make removing the polish easy but that means it also makes it satisfying to just completely remove my entire manicure after one bored moment lol
obsessed with this baby in front of me in line at the pharmacy who is this 🤏 close to unlocking the secrets of her mom's wallet by chewing on it
September 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
obsessed with this baby in front of me in line at the pharmacy who is this 🤏 close to unlocking the secrets of her mom's wallet by chewing on it
I think it's funny that I didn't even know Brennan Lee Mulligan was DMing critical role's next season until he dropout was like "WE PROMISE HE'S STILL OUR SPECIAL BOY, WE'RE JUST SHARING HIM NOW"
August 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I think it's funny that I didn't even know Brennan Lee Mulligan was DMing critical role's next season until he dropout was like "WE PROMISE HE'S STILL OUR SPECIAL BOY, WE'RE JUST SHARING HIM NOW"
July 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
airports are weird. it's the only place where someone could tell me, "ma'am your crotch is suspicious. I'm going to touch it" and I will say "yeah whatever, do what you gotta do"
July 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
airports are weird. it's the only place where someone could tell me, "ma'am your crotch is suspicious. I'm going to touch it" and I will say "yeah whatever, do what you gotta do"
I KNOW bras are a normal thing that don't need to be hidden, but i still hide mine at the laundromat when they're air drying. and I just saw someone who had like 8 hanging on her little cart out in the open and she's my new queen
June 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I KNOW bras are a normal thing that don't need to be hidden, but i still hide mine at the laundromat when they're air drying. and I just saw someone who had like 8 hanging on her little cart out in the open and she's my new queen
growth:
forever embarrassed that im so chronically on my phone that I respond almost immediately to most messages
🔄
I love my friends so much that i have to respond right away!!!
forever embarrassed that im so chronically on my phone that I respond almost immediately to most messages
🔄
I love my friends so much that i have to respond right away!!!
June 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
growth:
forever embarrassed that im so chronically on my phone that I respond almost immediately to most messages
🔄
I love my friends so much that i have to respond right away!!!
forever embarrassed that im so chronically on my phone that I respond almost immediately to most messages
🔄
I love my friends so much that i have to respond right away!!!
small joys today:
*while on a shuttle to the airport, a boarding passenger had a coffee cup. the driver chastised him but said to just take it with him when he left. he sits down and sees me make a 🫢 face at curtis with my iced coffee. the chastised passenger chuckles and says it'll be a secret
*while on a shuttle to the airport, a boarding passenger had a coffee cup. the driver chastised him but said to just take it with him when he left. he sits down and sees me make a 🫢 face at curtis with my iced coffee. the chastised passenger chuckles and says it'll be a secret
June 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
small joys today:
*while on a shuttle to the airport, a boarding passenger had a coffee cup. the driver chastised him but said to just take it with him when he left. he sits down and sees me make a 🫢 face at curtis with my iced coffee. the chastised passenger chuckles and says it'll be a secret
*while on a shuttle to the airport, a boarding passenger had a coffee cup. the driver chastised him but said to just take it with him when he left. he sits down and sees me make a 🫢 face at curtis with my iced coffee. the chastised passenger chuckles and says it'll be a secret
a dog who makes coffee,,,, a barkista? is that anything?
May 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
a dog who makes coffee,,,, a barkista? is that anything?
recommendable hobby: getting a little intoxicated and reading your own tweets and remembering how funny you are
May 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
recommendable hobby: getting a little intoxicated and reading your own tweets and remembering how funny you are
ya know that feeling where you're like "oh no, I'm back where I was years ago in my depression, wtf, this sucks" but then! you're realize you forgot your meds yesterday??? top 10 feeling of relief
April 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
ya know that feeling where you're like "oh no, I'm back where I was years ago in my depression, wtf, this sucks" but then! you're realize you forgot your meds yesterday??? top 10 feeling of relief
keep forgetting i painted my toenails hot pink. and now i get jumpscared every time I see my feet
April 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
keep forgetting i painted my toenails hot pink. and now i get jumpscared every time I see my feet
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God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby
February 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby
you apply to ONE remote job that's based out of Pittsburgh and suddenly Indeed thinks you live there
February 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
you apply to ONE remote job that's based out of Pittsburgh and suddenly Indeed thinks you live there
this is as close as I'm getting to watching the game today lol
February 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
this is as close as I'm getting to watching the game today lol
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She writes book reviews, what's up
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January Reviews
"It has been January for months, in both directions" - Kaveh AkbarHappy New Year! We did it! 2025 is off to a strong start, at least as far as reading goes. The rest of it is kind of falling to shit (...
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February 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
She writes book reviews, what's up
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LOL boss asked me to staple some reports for her meeting cause she was late. and I almost asked "hey did you want them stapled a certain way?"
then thought, nah, silly question to ask. I'll just staple them!
lo and behold as she grabs them she goes "oh. you stapled them weird but that's okay"
then thought, nah, silly question to ask. I'll just staple them!
lo and behold as she grabs them she goes "oh. you stapled them weird but that's okay"
January 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
LOL boss asked me to staple some reports for her meeting cause she was late. and I almost asked "hey did you want them stapled a certain way?"
then thought, nah, silly question to ask. I'll just staple them!
lo and behold as she grabs them she goes "oh. you stapled them weird but that's okay"
then thought, nah, silly question to ask. I'll just staple them!
lo and behold as she grabs them she goes "oh. you stapled them weird but that's okay"
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I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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Omg they nailed it with this Fallen Comrades/Jury Speaks hybrid #Survivor #Survivor47
December 19, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Omg they nailed it with this Fallen Comrades/Jury Speaks hybrid #Survivor #Survivor47