Starry
starkissed.bsky.social
Starry
@starkissed.bsky.social
Mermaid with wanderlust. Baltimore City born and bred. Union. Fed. My pitbull's not a fighter, but I am. On a quest to see the 7 wonders of the natural world.
Totally don't believe my parents sharpen their knives enough, so yes, I did just sneak around their kitchen and sharpen all the ones I could find. Thanksgiving is coming, and there will be no dull knives.
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I have decided to no longer worry about idiots using AI because it appears there is no way that it can ever be profitable and will therefore die. Data centers are super expensive, and the cost of keeping the chips up to date is prohibitive.
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Just had groceries delivered. Asked the delivery guy about the upcoming changes I got an email about yesterday. Apparently, they are ending the service and laying a bunch of people off. They were told in a 5 minutes zoom call yesterday. Fuck that shit and fuck Kroger.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It's that time of year when I start making my potential Xmas/holiday/winter bday gift spreadsheet. Like everyone I need to buy gifts for over the next month and a half. And well, why did an Insta add immediately get me and now I have already bought a couple gifts.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The thing is James Comey is a super competent and extremely petty man. So if you're going to go after him, and you don't have everything in order, he will dind a way to gwt his revenge.
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Jim Henson was probably a furry, right?
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Trump-Bubba BJ thing is so great because either MAGA abandons him because on their evil minds, performing a gay sex act is worse than pedophilia OR they start saying there's nothing wrong with a little gay sex. Either way, its a win.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Remember, MTG totally planted that bomb on January 6. You don't under any circumstances have to hand it to her.
No one should have to face such threats.

It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Honestly, Trump loving the Village People makes a lot more sense now.
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I am updating my presidential platform and adding make the day after Thanksgiving a Federal Holiday.
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Watching Kraven the Hunter and man, Russell Crowe really loves a goofy accent. Almost as much as Daniel Craig. But so much.
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I need a haircut. But Ive had one side of my head buzzed for 18 months and I kind of want to switch it up but I dont even know where to start.
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
First part (probably most of the backpay because I have a lot of deductions) just hit the bank account! I'm rich, bitch!
a cartoon of donald duck standing on a fence
Alt: a cartoon of scrooge mcduck standing on a railing and diving into his vault and swimming in his gold coins.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Private schools should be abolished and outlawed. And definitely not received taxpayer funds. MD cut arts funding last year in a budget crunch to fund Medicaid when there was a $12 million line item for money that went to private schools.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Partial paycheck coming Monday and remainder with the next full paycheck. Which for me usually drops on Wednesday! I'm going to feel so rich!
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Apparently, Novartis is having success with a new drug to treat malaria. Yes, I found this out because of my family group chat.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Tickets now available: ~Black Reconstruction in Lower Charles Village~ premiering in late November! fullstorybaltimore.tours/our-tours/#c...
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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4 northern lights paintings available! Each are name your own price. Also! Still running the buy 2 prints, pick out a 3rd on me promotion! Contact me either here or through my site to get one of the paintings or take advantage of the special! Thank you for looking/sharing! www.sol-exposure.com/shop/
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Why did i agree to leave the house today? Its so cold. I should be snuggled up with some tea and a book.
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Seriously, Harris Teeter is the better pharmacy. But someone needs to make sure they all understand copay cards. Because every few months I have to call and see if they ran the copay card so my prescription is $10 and not $75. Because sometimes the card needs to be reactivated.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I caved and turned on the heat because it is too cold in here. This might be the latest into winter I've ever gone.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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8 years after @bmorecitydot.bsky.social created their own legally mandated resurfacing standards, they're still breaking them.

Fire the TEC division staff who ignore the law.

Generate projects out of Planning division.

Require signed compliance forms before asphalt touches the ground.
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Wait, so is Johnson going to have to bring the House back on session? Will he?
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM