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A jumpscare every single time.
Cyber trucks are uglier in person, holy fuck.
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A jumpscare every single time.
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Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.
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The NFL said Week 13 (includes the Thanksgiving games) averaged 27.0 million viewers, the most-watched NFL week on record (dating back to 1988)
As always, shoutout to those who never watched the NFL again after social justice messages in the end zone, Bud Light & Bad Bunny.
As always, shoutout to those who never watched the NFL again after social justice messages in the end zone, Bud Light & Bad Bunny.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The NFL said Week 13 (includes the Thanksgiving games) averaged 27.0 million viewers, the most-watched NFL week on record (dating back to 1988)
As always, shoutout to those who never watched the NFL again after social justice messages in the end zone, Bud Light & Bad Bunny.
As always, shoutout to those who never watched the NFL again after social justice messages in the end zone, Bud Light & Bad Bunny.
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Sure would be nice if the job market wasn't dog shit.
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sure would be nice if the job market wasn't dog shit.
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It’s important to note from a military perspective that if a subordinate is about to give an unlawful order & his senior knows about it, it’s also a requirement for the senior official to stop him from executing it. And then counsel/discipline him.
So there’s that, too.
So there’s that, too.
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It’s important to note from a military perspective that if a subordinate is about to give an unlawful order & his senior knows about it, it’s also a requirement for the senior official to stop him from executing it. And then counsel/discipline him.
So there’s that, too.
So there’s that, too.
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Every year since 1988, the United States has recognized World AIDS Day — until now.
Why not? Maybe because the Trump administration doesn’t want to acknowledge that its foreign aid cuts led to nearly 150,000 deaths from AIDS, according to Boston University researchers.
Shameful.
Why not? Maybe because the Trump administration doesn’t want to acknowledge that its foreign aid cuts led to nearly 150,000 deaths from AIDS, according to Boston University researchers.
Shameful.
Trump Administration Will No Longer Commemorate World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Every year since 1988, the United States has recognized World AIDS Day — until now.
Why not? Maybe because the Trump administration doesn’t want to acknowledge that its foreign aid cuts led to nearly 150,000 deaths from AIDS, according to Boston University researchers.
Shameful.
Why not? Maybe because the Trump administration doesn’t want to acknowledge that its foreign aid cuts led to nearly 150,000 deaths from AIDS, according to Boston University researchers.
Shameful.
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November 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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I can't believe Jack White just played the sports song at sports
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I can't believe Jack White just played the sports song at sports
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Jack White and Eminem in the Detroit thanksgiving game halftime show is the collaboration you didn't know you needed.
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Jack White and Eminem in the Detroit thanksgiving game halftime show is the collaboration you didn't know you needed.
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Halftime show producer: ok and how many guitars do you think you’ll need? Probably just one right?
Jack white: just one? Just one?! Would you send a woman astronaut to space with just one hundred tampons??
Jack white: just one? Just one?! Would you send a woman astronaut to space with just one hundred tampons??
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Halftime show producer: ok and how many guitars do you think you’ll need? Probably just one right?
Jack white: just one? Just one?! Would you send a woman astronaut to space with just one hundred tampons??
Jack white: just one? Just one?! Would you send a woman astronaut to space with just one hundred tampons??
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jack white casually reminding everyone he wrote this song they sing
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
jack white casually reminding everyone he wrote this song they sing
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Stranger Things
🚨SPOILERS🚨
Queers helping queers ends up being the key to saving the god damn world. The holy gay agenda really snuck up on ya in this show. Love that for us.
🚨SPOILERS🚨
Queers helping queers ends up being the key to saving the god damn world. The holy gay agenda really snuck up on ya in this show. Love that for us.
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Stranger Things
🚨SPOILERS🚨
Queers helping queers ends up being the key to saving the god damn world. The holy gay agenda really snuck up on ya in this show. Love that for us.
🚨SPOILERS🚨
Queers helping queers ends up being the key to saving the god damn world. The holy gay agenda really snuck up on ya in this show. Love that for us.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Donald Trump for Zohran Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Donald Trump for Zohran Mamdani
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If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
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Reminder that there are people who walk among us who think that international football is boring.
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Reminder that there are people who walk among us who think that international football is boring.
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
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The fact that Megyn Kelly minimized raping 15 year olds and wasn't immediately canceled from every platform, including @siriusxmprog.bsky.social and YouTube, tells you EVERYTHING that is wrong with right wing media and this country in general.
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The fact that Megyn Kelly minimized raping 15 year olds and wasn't immediately canceled from every platform, including @siriusxmprog.bsky.social and YouTube, tells you EVERYTHING that is wrong with right wing media and this country in general.
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The Portland Thorns exit the post season. Their 10th semi final - the most of any NWSL team ever- showed the grit this dynasty was built on… as well as the passion and hope the new generation will carry for the Rose City ❤️🌹
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The Portland Thorns exit the post season. Their 10th semi final - the most of any NWSL team ever- showed the grit this dynasty was built on… as well as the passion and hope the new generation will carry for the Rose City ❤️🌹
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
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This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate.
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
couriernewsroom.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate.
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
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So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and now—I’m worried—it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and now—I’m worried—it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.
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Donald Trump needs to keep Bill Clinton out of his mouth
Trump: Epstein and I had a very bad relationship for many years. You have got to find out what did he know with respect to Bill Clinton… all those people that knew including JP Morgan Chase..
Reporter: If there is nothing incriminating in the files, why not—
Trump: QUIET! QUIET!
Reporter: If there is nothing incriminating in the files, why not—
Trump: QUIET! QUIET!
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Donald Trump needs to keep Bill Clinton out of his mouth