hello y’all! i’m kai and i’m a d&d and oc artist, though i sometimes do other things as well!!

commission for @starbucksupport.bsky.social !!

#artcommission #commission

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

Me, as a doctor: Most nails used to be reused, but doornails were bent in a way that made it impossible to reuse them. Dickens and Shakespeare used the phrase "dead as a doornail" to say something was dead & never coming back. Like your family member. Sorry about that

How my ADHD manifests:

I CAN save your life several ways over, and diagnose complex cases that have been given a medical shrug for years

I CAN'T do the dishes if more than 3 have piled up in the sink

It's not difficult to make me happy. I want what everyone wants: a pet frog that wears a little top hat.

It’s come to my attention that not everyone loves cat photos. This photo is for those who do. Those who do not, stay tuned for other less adorable content.

Buzz has found a happy place.

Due to personal reasons, I've decided to replace my hair with snakes & turn people who stare at me into stone.