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alex - any, 25. newtype
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The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”

Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”

www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Labour: we don't need strategy, just tactics

Starmer: check out my tactics, guys

*shits self and falls over*
September 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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You're one of the most respected academic institutions in the world. What are you even doing? You couldn't find one smart person somewhere on campus to tell you not to do this?
September 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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gato malding at the sight of hot pirate woman so he starts talking like sepiroth
July 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM