Felt the sun on my face for the first time in over a month
January 25, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Felt the sun on my face for the first time in over a month
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I woke up this morning to no running water in my apartment so I came to work on my day off (I was supposed to ski but it’s too cold!!). We made cookies, ordered lunch, and I got to claim back the PTO day I was using. Not a bad trade for no water!
January 23, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I woke up this morning to no running water in my apartment so I came to work on my day off (I was supposed to ski but it’s too cold!!). We made cookies, ordered lunch, and I got to claim back the PTO day I was using. Not a bad trade for no water!
My very pregnant coworker on a day where the feels like temp is -25: “I want a dairy Queen blizzard soooooo badly”
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
My very pregnant coworker on a day where the feels like temp is -25: “I want a dairy Queen blizzard soooooo badly”
I’m at an indoor pickleball facility for a work thing (playing for my boss’s birthday) and someone just referred to kombucha as “effervescent” like okayyyyy miss twilight
January 21, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I’m at an indoor pickleball facility for a work thing (playing for my boss’s birthday) and someone just referred to kombucha as “effervescent” like okayyyyy miss twilight
There a very few cons about living alone but the biggest one is furniture assembly. Because what do you mean I came all this way only to be stopped because I can’t get these stacked on my own???
January 20, 2026 at 12:29 AM
There a very few cons about living alone but the biggest one is furniture assembly. Because what do you mean I came all this way only to be stopped because I can’t get these stacked on my own???
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it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
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I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS
January 15, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS
Tell me why my upstairs neighbors are rearranging furniture at 10:47 pm
January 14, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Tell me why my upstairs neighbors are rearranging furniture at 10:47 pm
This morning I went to work over an hour early to finish up things I didn’t feel like doing on Friday and I felt sooooo great about myself because I packed a lunch! I was at work early!!! And guess what happened? I ate my whole lunch before 8am. The whole thing. Gone.
January 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
This morning I went to work over an hour early to finish up things I didn’t feel like doing on Friday and I felt sooooo great about myself because I packed a lunch! I was at work early!!! And guess what happened? I ate my whole lunch before 8am. The whole thing. Gone.
I would rather get my blood drawn at every doctors appointment vs peeing in a narrow cup.
January 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I would rather get my blood drawn at every doctors appointment vs peeing in a narrow cup.
Sometimes winter is the worst but sometimes it’s so beautiful
January 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Sometimes winter is the worst but sometimes it’s so beautiful
Guess which one I almost just choked on?
January 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Guess which one I almost just choked on?
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
I was stirring something and felt a pop in my wrist before my whole hand went numb for a minute but I’m sure it’s totally fine!
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I was stirring something and felt a pop in my wrist before my whole hand went numb for a minute but I’m sure it’s totally fine!
Having a Meg Ryan New Years Eve (watching you’ve got mail followed by when harry met sally)
December 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Having a Meg Ryan New Years Eve (watching you’ve got mail followed by when harry met sally)
No I don’t have NYE plans, it’s going to be 10 degrees! That’s too cold for bar hopping at my age.
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
No I don’t have NYE plans, it’s going to be 10 degrees! That’s too cold for bar hopping at my age.
Warning my friends that if they say anything negative about how I’ve hung my art on my walls when they come over for an apartment reveal our friendship will immediately be over. I’m pleased with how it looks and that’s good enough.
December 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Warning my friends that if they say anything negative about how I’ve hung my art on my walls when they come over for an apartment reveal our friendship will immediately be over. I’m pleased with how it looks and that’s good enough.
Could I finish one of my many work in progress crafts? Sure! But instead I think I’ll start a new one.
December 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Could I finish one of my many work in progress crafts? Sure! But instead I think I’ll start a new one.
I’m not normally someone who takes their Christmas stuff down before new year but I came home today after more than a week away and took it all down. I might be sad about it tomorrow but today it feels sooooooo good and clean and fresh.
December 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m not normally someone who takes their Christmas stuff down before new year but I came home today after more than a week away and took it all down. I might be sad about it tomorrow but today it feels sooooooo good and clean and fresh.
This year I was gifted norovirus for Christmas. 0/10, terrible gift, would not recommend.
December 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
This year I was gifted norovirus for Christmas. 0/10, terrible gift, would not recommend.
I am a knives out glass onion enjoyer and I don’t care what anyone has to say about it
December 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I am a knives out glass onion enjoyer and I don’t care what anyone has to say about it
Every year I watch the bobs burgers Christmas episode of season 13 and just cry my eyes out. I’ve never not sobbed through the last five minutes of the episode.
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Every year I watch the bobs burgers Christmas episode of season 13 and just cry my eyes out. I’ve never not sobbed through the last five minutes of the episode.
Only three of us in the office today and there’s been nonstop holiday treats being delivered and you better believe we are consuming all of it.
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Only three of us in the office today and there’s been nonstop holiday treats being delivered and you better believe we are consuming all of it.
I want everyone to know I didn’t sleep all weekend over the anxiety the reply to this email was giving me so I went to work 2 hours early on Monday and the reply said “thx for the update!” and nothing else. So. Lesson learned.
Sending a cowardly email at 4:25 on a Friday before logging off for the weekend is just how I roll
December 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I want everyone to know I didn’t sleep all weekend over the anxiety the reply to this email was giving me so I went to work 2 hours early on Monday and the reply said “thx for the update!” and nothing else. So. Lesson learned.