Every person in the Midwest as soon as it hits 40 degrees
February 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Every person in the Midwest as soon as it hits 40 degrees
I play every Disney song my niece wants and she repays me by telling me I’m a bad singer. Rude af.
February 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I play every Disney song my niece wants and she repays me by telling me I’m a bad singer. Rude af.
A few months ago I wrote to our city planning office regarding a poorly placed “no left turn” sign that was set back 10 feet from the intersection. I was constantly stuck behind people trying to make the left turn and holding up traffic. Today I drove by and saw this and almost cried 🥹
February 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
A few months ago I wrote to our city planning office regarding a poorly placed “no left turn” sign that was set back 10 feet from the intersection. I was constantly stuck behind people trying to make the left turn and holding up traffic. Today I drove by and saw this and almost cried 🥹
I’m just trying to watch the Olympics I don’t care about what google ai has to say about what sport I’m watching
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I’m just trying to watch the Olympics I don’t care about what google ai has to say about what sport I’m watching
It has been 24 hours since I let my landlord know the heat isnt working and it still hasn’t been fixed :)))))
February 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM
It has been 24 hours since I let my landlord know the heat isnt working and it still hasn’t been fixed :)))))
I hate having to contact maintenance on the weekends because I’m terrified that the issue is something stupid. Like today I came home to no working heat and I’m sure it’s serious but I still waited two hours to call just in case it fixed itself.
February 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I hate having to contact maintenance on the weekends because I’m terrified that the issue is something stupid. Like today I came home to no working heat and I’m sure it’s serious but I still waited two hours to call just in case it fixed itself.
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
I hate adobe. I don’t want to generate a podcast from my pdf I want to combine these fucking files and be done with it.
February 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I hate adobe. I don’t want to generate a podcast from my pdf I want to combine these fucking files and be done with it.
So thankful for not just one but TWO!!! days of sun. Will to live: restored.
February 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
So thankful for not just one but TWO!!! days of sun. Will to live: restored.
Erik Johnson… sir. Why are you so orange 😭😭😭
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Erik Johnson… sir. Why are you so orange 😭😭😭
Went for a drive and ended up at the lake. Got a really good sandwich named after a shipwreck. Things are looking up.
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Went for a drive and ended up at the lake. Got a really good sandwich named after a shipwreck. Things are looking up.
Felt the sun on my face for the first time in over a month
January 25, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Felt the sun on my face for the first time in over a month
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I woke up this morning to no running water in my apartment so I came to work on my day off (I was supposed to ski but it’s too cold!!). We made cookies, ordered lunch, and I got to claim back the PTO day I was using. Not a bad trade for no water!
January 23, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I woke up this morning to no running water in my apartment so I came to work on my day off (I was supposed to ski but it’s too cold!!). We made cookies, ordered lunch, and I got to claim back the PTO day I was using. Not a bad trade for no water!
My very pregnant coworker on a day where the feels like temp is -25: “I want a dairy Queen blizzard soooooo badly”
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
My very pregnant coworker on a day where the feels like temp is -25: “I want a dairy Queen blizzard soooooo badly”
I’m at an indoor pickleball facility for a work thing (playing for my boss’s birthday) and someone just referred to kombucha as “effervescent” like okayyyyy miss twilight
January 21, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I’m at an indoor pickleball facility for a work thing (playing for my boss’s birthday) and someone just referred to kombucha as “effervescent” like okayyyyy miss twilight
There a very few cons about living alone but the biggest one is furniture assembly. Because what do you mean I came all this way only to be stopped because I can’t get these stacked on my own???
January 20, 2026 at 12:29 AM
There a very few cons about living alone but the biggest one is furniture assembly. Because what do you mean I came all this way only to be stopped because I can’t get these stacked on my own???
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it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
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I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS
January 15, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS
Tell me why my upstairs neighbors are rearranging furniture at 10:47 pm
January 14, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Tell me why my upstairs neighbors are rearranging furniture at 10:47 pm
This morning I went to work over an hour early to finish up things I didn’t feel like doing on Friday and I felt sooooo great about myself because I packed a lunch! I was at work early!!! And guess what happened? I ate my whole lunch before 8am. The whole thing. Gone.
January 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
This morning I went to work over an hour early to finish up things I didn’t feel like doing on Friday and I felt sooooo great about myself because I packed a lunch! I was at work early!!! And guess what happened? I ate my whole lunch before 8am. The whole thing. Gone.
I would rather get my blood drawn at every doctors appointment vs peeing in a narrow cup.
January 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I would rather get my blood drawn at every doctors appointment vs peeing in a narrow cup.
Sometimes winter is the worst but sometimes it’s so beautiful
January 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Sometimes winter is the worst but sometimes it’s so beautiful
Guess which one I almost just choked on?
January 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Guess which one I almost just choked on?