Stankloaf
@stankloaf.bsky.social
You get the hell out of here with that non-jingle horse.
December 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
You get the hell out of here with that non-jingle horse.
That was the dumbest post I've ever seen in the last 5 minutes.
December 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
That was the dumbest post I've ever seen in the last 5 minutes.
To the friend who said I should wake and bake - thank you, these cupcakes are delicious.
December 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
To the friend who said I should wake and bake - thank you, these cupcakes are delicious.
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true story. after the aliens returned me to my bed, they wiped all memory of the abduction from my brain. the absence of any knowledge of the event is all the proof i need
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
true story. after the aliens returned me to my bed, they wiped all memory of the abduction from my brain. the absence of any knowledge of the event is all the proof i need
If I was made to choose the way I would die, I would choose by laughter. That way I could read Bluesky for a couple of more days.
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If I was made to choose the way I would die, I would choose by laughter. That way I could read Bluesky for a couple of more days.
Find yourself a girl who's beautiful when she's angry so you can soak in that beauty multiple times a day.
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Find yourself a girl who's beautiful when she's angry so you can soak in that beauty multiple times a day.
At end of the day, the phrase "at the end of the day" needs to be retired.
Any suggestions for the time of day we should do this?
Any suggestions for the time of day we should do this?
December 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
At end of the day, the phrase "at the end of the day" needs to be retired.
Any suggestions for the time of day we should do this?
Any suggestions for the time of day we should do this?
Must cause confusion sometimes if your mom's maiden name is Maiden.
December 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Must cause confusion sometimes if your mom's maiden name is Maiden.
Act now or my account will be deactivated?!
Well here's my birth date, darn they're not asking for my social security number; here it is anyway!
Well here's my birth date, darn they're not asking for my social security number; here it is anyway!
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Act now or my account will be deactivated?!
Well here's my birth date, darn they're not asking for my social security number; here it is anyway!
Well here's my birth date, darn they're not asking for my social security number; here it is anyway!
How did they trick so many people into squeegeeing off their glass shower walls every day like some street bums cleaning windshields at a traffic light?
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
How did they trick so many people into squeegeeing off their glass shower walls every day like some street bums cleaning windshields at a traffic light?
Looking for your phone while you're holding it is the new not knowing where the glasses on the top of your head are.
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Looking for your phone while you're holding it is the new not knowing where the glasses on the top of your head are.
Say what you will about Costco but they know how to kill some chickens.
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Say what you will about Costco but they know how to kill some chickens.
All Jeff Bezos did was build a better mouse trap which by the way you can have delivered to your house today if you order within the next 2 hours.
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
All Jeff Bezos did was build a better mouse trap which by the way you can have delivered to your house today if you order within the next 2 hours.
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Due to a cease and desist letter, StarDucks is now The Capybara Coffee Bar-a.
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Due to a cease and desist letter, StarDucks is now The Capybara Coffee Bar-a.
Do you have a poblano with my pepper jokes?
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Do you have a poblano with my pepper jokes?
I'm getting impatient with your lack of patience.
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm getting impatient with your lack of patience.
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I'll see your door buster deals with my staunch refusal to leave my house.
a man is standing in front of a crowd with his hands on his hips and says i say unto you no !
Alt: Loki is standing in front of a crowd with his hands on his hips and says, "I say unto you no!"
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November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'll see your door buster deals with my staunch refusal to leave my house.
Thankful for a lot of things but you're bullshit ain't one of 'em.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Thankful for a lot of things but you're bullshit ain't one of 'em.
The girlfriend once made a New Year's resolution to not say anything negative for an entire year then realized she couldn't be mute that long.
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The girlfriend once made a New Year's resolution to not say anything negative for an entire year then realized she couldn't be mute that long.
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Bluesky is for loving, Twitter is for fighting - it’s basically the difference between a potluck dinner and a Waffle House parking lot at 2 a.m.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bluesky is for loving, Twitter is for fighting - it’s basically the difference between a potluck dinner and a Waffle House parking lot at 2 a.m.
If I can give you one piece of advice it's don't take advice from people on this platform.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If I can give you one piece of advice it's don't take advice from people on this platform.
Big virtual pimpslap-out to voice-to-text.
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Big virtual pimpslap-out to voice-to-text.
You'd think they'd have more courses on mind reading seeing as how you need it in relationships.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You'd think they'd have more courses on mind reading seeing as how you need it in relationships.
Hold up, wait a minute, let me stick my pinky in it
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Hold up, wait a minute, let me stick my pinky in it
What if the serpentine fire IS what it's really all about?
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What if the serpentine fire IS what it's really all about?