Lance Carter
standup-comedy.co.uk
Lance Carter
@standup-comedy.co.uk
I'm a standup comedian in London, but like one of the bad ones you see when your local pub does a free comedy night and you wish you'd just stayed in and watched Netflix instead.
Right wingers will never be happy. Nothing and nobody is ever right-wing enough for them. That's the beauty of conservatism - whenever it fails, they say we all need to inch just a little further to the right this time. And so on and so on, until you end up downing cyanide shots in your bunker.
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
If there's one thing I know about science it's that a bigger sample size is always better.
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
tbh it's not arrived yet, I just skimmed the letter they sent and made a whole lot of assumptions.
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
"I married somebody I hate and stayed with them forever" is a weird flex.
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
OP has no soul.
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
This is Daisy and she absolutely LOVES voting for Reform.
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I am sworn to carry your burdens...
robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
ALT: robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
A friend used to work in the HR office there. For my birthday once she got me a massive box of Caramel Digestives from the staff shop.
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oh god - the smell of the factory, driving past on the 192 bus into Manchester...
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Build a dome instead! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwAF...
Turning 26 pallets into a giant dome in my backyard
YouTube video by Dainer Made
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Somebody else said it - but to paraphrase; the country is ungovernable. We want everything to work, but we don't want to pay for it. Voters will punish any politician that doesn't give them the non-existent easy solutions that want. Populist bullshitters always win in a world of difficult truths.
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Except Grok - Grok heavily under-indexes any sources you might consider reputable and looks for more recent information on social media, mostly X and Reddit.

Whatever you think of AI, the big models are at least trying to give you verified information. Grok is just a bullshit amplification engine.
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Nobody *needs* to be posting stupid bullshit on the internet either, yet here we all are.

Let people enjoy their footwear, you communist.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM