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Stan Forrest
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Heterotroph. Endothermic. Bipedal. But enough about me.
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This is what I want to say to every MAGAt voter who’s now crying, “This isn’t what I wanted!”
'What you want is irrelevant, what you have chosen is at hand.' - Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Captain Spock: [to Valeris] What you want is irrelevant, what you have chosen is at hand.
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I own the most ridiculous book in the world: A bound reprint of the original hand-written draft of 'At the Mountain of Madness' which, due to poverty, Lovecraft wrote on the back of scrap paper. So they also scanned in the old letters & junk mail on the back of every page.
October 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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There's ALWAYS one of these douchebags that thinks it's SO original and funny to do this but the incomplete combustion of fuel damages the engine itself over time.

You're a dipshit ruining your own truck to 'own the libs'

They went home and showered.
October 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Portland Frog is great & all, but don’t be hatin on my Hypno-Toad
October 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I did read or hear about several of those pieces of news, but your correct little attention was made of it by our mass media.
It seems 11-year-olds in adult bodies are more interested in hearing why DEI, Gays and immigrants are responsible for all their problems.
September 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This gives me an idea: adopt a highway in the name of “Epstein + Tr@mp 4 Ever”
The Daily HEH.
September 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station.

List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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We have always been at war with Tylenol
September 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Sinclair holds the ABC affiliate in my market, so they've decided what I am and am not allowed to watch.

I'm going to watch their local news hour tomorrow, make a list of sponsors, and make some calls.
This just in from Sinclair: "Beginning Tuesday night Sinclair will be preempting 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' across our ABC affiliate stations and replacing it with news programming. Discussions with ABC are ongoing as we evaluate the show's potential return."
September 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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The most important thing to know about Trump’s acetaminophen announcement is that the GOP is still hiding the Epstein files
September 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The Mouse has never been anything but the villain of the story. Even its current genuflection to a failed reality-TV host has the aim of increasing Disney’s already obscene power to new heights. When the Mango Mussolini is gone, his corporate enablers will have to be dealt with. #BoycottDisney
September 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is what I want to say to every MAGAt voter who’s now crying, “This isn’t what I wanted!”
'What you want is irrelevant, what you have chosen is at hand.' - Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Captain Spock: [to Valeris] What you want is irrelevant, what you have chosen is at hand.
clip.cafe
September 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Who thinks we need a new name for the card or suit that outranks all the others in card games? Just so we can #NeverSayHisName even out of context.
September 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Trump did this.
September 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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We the People have a word for you RepubliKKKans who still wholeheartedly support that White House squatter....
September 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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A bigot and racist to his last breath.

We shouldn't speak falsehoods about the dead.

So I'm not.
September 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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🍻 Luis gets a beer on the house for this response 🍺

😂👏👍
September 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM