Sam Stone
@srssam.bsky.social
The dead internet has brought me here
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A movie called The Hotdog Vendor, where Jason Statham plays a hotdog vendor who, yep, you guessed it, is a former elite special forces assassin trying to live a quiet life when he's summoned back for one last job, and ends up kicking 197 guys in the face
February 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A movie called The Hotdog Vendor, where Jason Statham plays a hotdog vendor who, yep, you guessed it, is a former elite special forces assassin trying to live a quiet life when he's summoned back for one last job, and ends up kicking 197 guys in the face
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Our coalition is a peaceful resistance—a group of tree-huggers dedicated to keeping Americans informed.
February 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Our coalition is a peaceful resistance—a group of tree-huggers dedicated to keeping Americans informed.
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A Shark Poem.
January 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A Shark Poem.
That lady is a freak if she has to ride six horses to cum
January 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
That lady is a freak if she has to ride six horses to cum
Price of my inhaler if I didn't have poor people insurance
January 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Price of my inhaler if I didn't have poor people insurance
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I’m going to ask about grocery and gas prices everyday and so should you.
January 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m going to ask about grocery and gas prices everyday and so should you.
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📚📚 An EASY and FREE thing you can do right now is get a library card!! 📚📚
THEY are coming for our libraries. Libraries are the foundation of community efforts and one of the last true places you can exist and gather without a fee. Simply USING the library helps and is so EASY AND FUN!
THEY are coming for our libraries. Libraries are the foundation of community efforts and one of the last true places you can exist and gather without a fee. Simply USING the library helps and is so EASY AND FUN!
January 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
📚📚 An EASY and FREE thing you can do right now is get a library card!! 📚📚
THEY are coming for our libraries. Libraries are the foundation of community efforts and one of the last true places you can exist and gather without a fee. Simply USING the library helps and is so EASY AND FUN!
THEY are coming for our libraries. Libraries are the foundation of community efforts and one of the last true places you can exist and gather without a fee. Simply USING the library helps and is so EASY AND FUN!
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Rest In Peace, Jules Feiffer. Died just shy of his 96th birthday, but he was still as vital as ever, plugging away on his next book. The way 2025's been going, I'm not surprised we lost our greatest living cartoonist less than a month into it.
January 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Rest In Peace, Jules Feiffer. Died just shy of his 96th birthday, but he was still as vital as ever, plugging away on his next book. The way 2025's been going, I'm not surprised we lost our greatest living cartoonist less than a month into it.
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🚨BREAKING: @DouglasEmhoff reportedly confronted Bruce Fischer, Sen. Deb Fischer's husband, at the inauguration, saying, “Why would you try to shake my hand when you wouldn’t shake my wife’s hand?” This came after Fischer declined to shake VP Harris's hand but attempted to greet Emhoff.
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January 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
🚨BREAKING: @DouglasEmhoff reportedly confronted Bruce Fischer, Sen. Deb Fischer's husband, at the inauguration, saying, “Why would you try to shake my hand when you wouldn’t shake my wife’s hand?” This came after Fischer declined to shake VP Harris's hand but attempted to greet Emhoff.
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I will forgive and forget January 6th when I’m dead.
January 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I will forgive and forget January 6th when I’m dead.
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owning a cat is so stupid like yes this is my best friend he is 20 pounds and screams
January 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
owning a cat is so stupid like yes this is my best friend he is 20 pounds and screams
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Lovely colours showing on this ‘Turkey Tail’ this morning on my dog walk (Trametes versicolor)
#mushroommonday
#fungifriends
#fungi
#mushrooms
#mushroommonday
#fungifriends
#fungi
#mushrooms
January 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Lovely colours showing on this ‘Turkey Tail’ this morning on my dog walk (Trametes versicolor)
#mushroommonday
#fungifriends
#fungi
#mushrooms
#mushroommonday
#fungifriends
#fungi
#mushrooms
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Apologies for getting a bit political on main tonight.
I think this cartoon sums it up.
I think this cartoon sums it up.
January 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Apologies for getting a bit political on main tonight.
I think this cartoon sums it up.
I think this cartoon sums it up.
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Remember.
January 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Remember.
Openly posting homoerotic fantasy to own the libs
January 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Openly posting homoerotic fantasy to own the libs
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Permanent mood.
January 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Permanent mood.
I made biscuits from scratch and they turned out really yummy
January 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I made biscuits from scratch and they turned out really yummy