Governor
@srporter.bsky.social
Some call me Governor. Some call me a space cowboy.
Well shit, folks, I think the bots have found Blue sky.
December 10, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Well shit, folks, I think the bots have found Blue sky.
That feeling when someone you no longer respect tries to insult you by calling you a "pathetic human" and you're just like; LOL cool story bro 🤷♂️
December 3, 2024 at 12:09 AM
That feeling when someone you no longer respect tries to insult you by calling you a "pathetic human" and you're just like; LOL cool story bro 🤷♂️
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😂
Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl
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November 21, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Geezus crikey, this is real. 🤦
Trump just named Dr. Oz to serve as the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services Administrator.
Yes, Dr. Oz.
Yes, Dr. Oz.
November 20, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Geezus crikey, this is real. 🤦
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The Onion acquiring Infowars happened because BlueSky made a joke to @bencollins.bsky.social, and @bencollins.bsky.social working to acquire The Onion happened because he made a joke on BlueSky.
Basically, joke about your dreams on BlueSky, it's a wish factory.
Basically, joke about your dreams on BlueSky, it's a wish factory.
November 14, 2024 at 6:26 PM
The Onion acquiring Infowars happened because BlueSky made a joke to @bencollins.bsky.social, and @bencollins.bsky.social working to acquire The Onion happened because he made a joke on BlueSky.
Basically, joke about your dreams on BlueSky, it's a wish factory.
Basically, joke about your dreams on BlueSky, it's a wish factory.
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The Onion has purchased InfoWars.
Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’
Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, int...
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November 14, 2024 at 2:04 PM
The Onion has purchased InfoWars.
This isn't a tweet, so what is it..? A blue? A cloud? Hmm. I guess retweet only sounded normal because we got used to it...
September 8, 2023 at 11:18 PM
This isn't a tweet, so what is it..? A blue? A cloud? Hmm. I guess retweet only sounded normal because we got used to it...