Stephen Rötzsch Thomas
@srotzschthomas.bsky.social
Founder of Folkroom (@folkroom.bsky.social). Food writer and cookbook blogger, with a sideline in writing about Disney films. Friend to the animals (except the ones I eat). He/him.
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My very good friend @srotzschthomas.bsky.social has just put out this funny little book wherein he has too many opinions about Disney.
If that's something you're into you can grab a copy here: www.hive.co.uk/Product/Step...
(or on horrible Amazon, obv)
If that's something you're into you can grab a copy here: www.hive.co.uk/Product/Step...
(or on horrible Amazon, obv)
October 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My very good friend @srotzschthomas.bsky.social has just put out this funny little book wherein he has too many opinions about Disney.
If that's something you're into you can grab a copy here: www.hive.co.uk/Product/Step...
(or on horrible Amazon, obv)
If that's something you're into you can grab a copy here: www.hive.co.uk/Product/Step...
(or on horrible Amazon, obv)
My filing cabinet was in storage for over a year, and I'm still trying to refamiliarise myself with how it's ordered.
Flicking through the folders like: "Pet insurance, car insurance, pre-Covid payslips, various Lego instruction manuals, wallet filled with doodles of pigs..."
Flicking through the folders like: "Pet insurance, car insurance, pre-Covid payslips, various Lego instruction manuals, wallet filled with doodles of pigs..."
November 29, 2024 at 11:25 AM
My filing cabinet was in storage for over a year, and I'm still trying to refamiliarise myself with how it's ordered.
Flicking through the folders like: "Pet insurance, car insurance, pre-Covid payslips, various Lego instruction manuals, wallet filled with doodles of pigs..."
Flicking through the folders like: "Pet insurance, car insurance, pre-Covid payslips, various Lego instruction manuals, wallet filled with doodles of pigs..."
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If you're into #shoegaze or #dreampop, the band I recently joined on the drums has just put out our first single: open.spotify.com/track/1qPN8r...
Ghosts - Radio Version
Cloud Studies · Ghosts · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
November 15, 2024 at 12:10 AM
If you're into #shoegaze or #dreampop, the band I recently joined on the drums has just put out our first single: open.spotify.com/track/1qPN8r...
I live opposite a preschool for under threes and, most of the time, this just means that weekday mornings are filled with distant crying.
The one time it really does pay off, though, is bin day. When the bin lorry comes, those kids go fucking feral.
The one time it really does pay off, though, is bin day. When the bin lorry comes, those kids go fucking feral.
November 15, 2024 at 10:05 AM
I live opposite a preschool for under threes and, most of the time, this just means that weekday mornings are filled with distant crying.
The one time it really does pay off, though, is bin day. When the bin lorry comes, those kids go fucking feral.
The one time it really does pay off, though, is bin day. When the bin lorry comes, those kids go fucking feral.
My first #GoodLunch submission: just some potato rosti lads topped with slow-cooked Asian pork shoulder leftovers from last night, and some little pepper boys. Good lunch?
November 13, 2024 at 2:55 PM
My first #GoodLunch submission: just some potato rosti lads topped with slow-cooked Asian pork shoulder leftovers from last night, and some little pepper boys. Good lunch?
I have a December birthday, and at this time each year, my family requests a birthday/Christmas wishlist from me. It's time again for me to share the document I call 'Present Requirements'.
But! This year, for the first time, I own a house! Any suggestions for nice house things to put on my list?
But! This year, for the first time, I own a house! Any suggestions for nice house things to put on my list?
November 13, 2024 at 12:12 PM
I have a December birthday, and at this time each year, my family requests a birthday/Christmas wishlist from me. It's time again for me to share the document I call 'Present Requirements'.
But! This year, for the first time, I own a house! Any suggestions for nice house things to put on my list?
But! This year, for the first time, I own a house! Any suggestions for nice house things to put on my list?
Going to tell my children that this happened at Glastonbury 2007.
If I'm reading this right, in 1258 a Jewish man fell into a toilet in Tewkesbury but as it was a Saturday (the Sabbath) he refused help to be pulled out. The Earl of Gloucester forbid anyone helping on a Sunday, so he...died. In the toilet. The poor bastard.
November 13, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Going to tell my children that this happened at Glastonbury 2007.
With Shakira leading the early promo for Zootopia 2, you've got to wonder if the plot is going to join Trap and Smile 2 and offer up a pop star centred scare fest. Here's hoping!
November 9, 2024 at 9:53 AM
With Shakira leading the early promo for Zootopia 2, you've got to wonder if the plot is going to join Trap and Smile 2 and offer up a pop star centred scare fest. Here's hoping!
I saw Bob Dylan tonight. He spent most of the gig hidden behind a piano. He mostly played songs off of an album he released in 2020. The few classics he did play only fractionally resembled the originals. He never said hello, he never said goodbye. He just came, played, and left. It was phenomenal.
November 8, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I saw Bob Dylan tonight. He spent most of the gig hidden behind a piano. He mostly played songs off of an album he released in 2020. The few classics he did play only fractionally resembled the originals. He never said hello, he never said goodbye. He just came, played, and left. It was phenomenal.
Beyblades is Beyonce's roller derby name.
June 25, 2023 at 8:00 AM
Beyblades is Beyonce's roller derby name.
I'm like if someone turned an extremely stumpy bulldog onto his back and he couldn't get upright again and he just spent the rest of his life shuffling around in circles wondering why feet go up now
i’m like if someone turned an extremely shaky tiny yappy annoying chihuahua into a hot girl
June 23, 2023 at 4:44 PM
I'm like if someone turned an extremely stumpy bulldog onto his back and he couldn't get upright again and he just spent the rest of his life shuffling around in circles wondering why feet go up now
Putting aside 10% of every paycheck for the day when Winrar sends to hired goons to knock on my door, like: "We told you, your free trial has expired."
June 23, 2023 at 9:44 AM
Putting aside 10% of every paycheck for the day when Winrar sends to hired goons to knock on my door, like: "We told you, your free trial has expired."
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"Still punk as fuck" I whisper, as I cancel the alarm on my phone that reminds me to go to Lidl and pick up an electric coolbox for the car.
June 23, 2023 at 9:19 AM
"Still punk as fuck" I whisper, as I cancel the alarm on my phone that reminds me to go to Lidl and pick up an electric coolbox for the car.
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elon thought taking away peoples' verifications was a threat, and everyone was like please dont give them back. in fact goodbye. im going to go post on a site where i have zero followers
April 27, 2023 at 11:10 PM
elon thought taking away peoples' verifications was a threat, and everyone was like please dont give them back. in fact goodbye. im going to go post on a site where i have zero followers
This place is nuts. It's a straight 50/50 split between the innocent fun of Twitter circa 2008 and the absolute most feral shitposting you have seen in your entire life.
June 22, 2023 at 9:07 PM
This place is nuts. It's a straight 50/50 split between the innocent fun of Twitter circa 2008 and the absolute most feral shitposting you have seen in your entire life.
I do not think it a coincidence that the orcas are only attacking sailing boats, and not those carrying refugees.
All hail the big woke whale.
All hail the big woke whale.
June 22, 2023 at 12:15 PM
I do not think it a coincidence that the orcas are only attacking sailing boats, and not those carrying refugees.
All hail the big woke whale.
All hail the big woke whale.
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Periodic reminder for newbies that this works really well to find your Twitter follows on here- I rerun it every few days and always find new people. (It’s not perfect but it’s pretty good)
https://skeet.labnotes.org
https://skeet.labnotes.org
Skeet @ labnotes.org
Find your Twitter/Mastodon follows on BlueSky
skeet.labnotes.org
June 14, 2023 at 7:37 PM
Periodic reminder for newbies that this works really well to find your Twitter follows on here- I rerun it every few days and always find new people. (It’s not perfect but it’s pretty good)
https://skeet.labnotes.org
https://skeet.labnotes.org
Our landlords are chucking us out of our house in a couple of weeks, and one of the reasons I am saddest is because a little tribe of 4 magpies have just made a home in our garden and I won't get to befriend them now.
Anyway, I'm giving them free rein over the cherries I won't be around to enjoy.
Anyway, I'm giving them free rein over the cherries I won't be around to enjoy.
June 22, 2023 at 10:33 AM
Our landlords are chucking us out of our house in a couple of weeks, and one of the reasons I am saddest is because a little tribe of 4 magpies have just made a home in our garden and I won't get to befriend them now.
Anyway, I'm giving them free rein over the cherries I won't be around to enjoy.
Anyway, I'm giving them free rein over the cherries I won't be around to enjoy.
I, for one, don't think 'skeet' is nearly as stupid as it could - and indeed should - be.
We bloob here.
We skejaculate.
We send little cloudturds.
We bloob here.
We skejaculate.
We send little cloudturds.
June 22, 2023 at 8:56 AM
I, for one, don't think 'skeet' is nearly as stupid as it could - and indeed should - be.
We bloob here.
We skejaculate.
We send little cloudturds.
We bloob here.
We skejaculate.
We send little cloudturds.
News reports are saying the crew of the sub have 'limited rations', but I don't know, I reckon I could survive on the flesh of four rich idiots for several weeks.
June 21, 2023 at 5:55 PM
News reports are saying the crew of the sub have 'limited rations', but I don't know, I reckon I could survive on the flesh of four rich idiots for several weeks.
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If I were a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean I would simply pull myself up by my bootstraps.
June 21, 2023 at 4:25 PM
If I were a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean I would simply pull myself up by my bootstraps.
Here's my strategy for growth and success on Bluesky:
1. Post regularly.
2. Engage with others!
3. Lament the lack of return engagement.
4. Post less regularly.
5. Stop logging in daily.
6. Forget it exists at all.
If I can tick all these off by next Thursday I'll consider the endeavour a success.
1. Post regularly.
2. Engage with others!
3. Lament the lack of return engagement.
4. Post less regularly.
5. Stop logging in daily.
6. Forget it exists at all.
If I can tick all these off by next Thursday I'll consider the endeavour a success.
June 21, 2023 at 5:41 PM
Here's my strategy for growth and success on Bluesky:
1. Post regularly.
2. Engage with others!
3. Lament the lack of return engagement.
4. Post less regularly.
5. Stop logging in daily.
6. Forget it exists at all.
If I can tick all these off by next Thursday I'll consider the endeavour a success.
1. Post regularly.
2. Engage with others!
3. Lament the lack of return engagement.
4. Post less regularly.
5. Stop logging in daily.
6. Forget it exists at all.
If I can tick all these off by next Thursday I'll consider the endeavour a success.
Right. Hello. Time to shout into a new void, I suppose.
June 21, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Right. Hello. Time to shout into a new void, I suppose.