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Cacti-Cooler™ (Tegan)
@squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
inflatable cactus-shaped drinks cooler • it/its
digital artist • mmo junkie • boppable objectkin
late 30s • trans/non-binary • 🔞 • 🌵🔒♾️
watched some of the new Metroid footage. i don’t think it’s *quite* as bad as some folks are making it out to be—the motorcycle remains the most concerning new element to me—but i’m really hoping that there isn’t as much time spent with NPCs in your ear as the trailer’s implying though. >_<
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I don't have to worry about microplastics as I'm a macroplastic
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
so Half-Life 3 is going to release day and date with these things, yes? or Portal 3? Team Fortress 3?
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
aww goddamn it. i do not need a new console or computer but Steam had to go and make the most adorable little black box that i've ever seen...
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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in the latest chapter of "Tegan is Woefully Late to the Party", now that the Dragon Quest I & II HD2D remake is out i'm wanting to go and start the remake for III, and i'm wondering what jobs/classes i should pick for my party?

kinda wanting to pick some of the weird ones, is that a bad idea?
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
in the latest chapter of "Tegan is Woefully Late to the Party", now that the Dragon Quest I & II HD2D remake is out i'm wanting to go and start the remake for III, and i'm wondering what jobs/classes i should pick for my party?

kinda wanting to pick some of the weird ones, is that a bad idea?
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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it is once again TMITuesday, and i'd love some questions to busy myself with!
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
it is once again TMITuesday, and i'd love some questions to busy myself with!
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Paradise Killer is 75% off on Steam until the 12th November!

May the Silent Goat walk with you!
💗💜🩵
Save 75% on Paradise Killer on Steam
Paradise Island, a world outside reality. There’s been a murder that only &quot;investigation freak&quot; Lady Love Dies can solve. Gather evidence and interrogate suspects in this open world adventure. You can accuse anyone, but you’ll have to prove your case in trial. It’s up to you to decide who’s guilty.
store.steampowered.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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i think goals is to be able to have people look at you and think ”that thing used to be human”
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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More people should try out not being a normal furry
Become a robot, pooltoy, plushie, statue, doll, or whatever you want to try out being!
It doesn't even have to be a kink thing, you may find the concept cute and it doesn't hurt to get a single piece about it to see how you feel!
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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We just blew past our second stretch goal! Full animated credits sequences by @castpixel.bsky.social has been funded!!! WOOHOO

Next up: Bonus Beach Episode 0)_(0

Support the project here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
*genuinely* shocked & relieved.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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regular laundry
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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In other things
Being seen as just a dumb inflatable toy?
Love it
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs

📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!

Watch Now!! 📺

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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put the ✍️ emoji up if you don't use GenAI in the creative process (writing, art, whatever)

unicode: U+270D
name: "Writing Hand"
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
...and again today.

it's probably for the best that i'm enamoured with the idea of being fully inanimate/mute, otherwise i'd constantly be talking everyone's ear off about how much i 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 being an inflatable cooler whenever i'm set up at a party.
just going to be hopelessly object-brained today i guess.
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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So they're going to do this for one, maybe two games. It'll be full speed ahead until it's 6 months from release and the game is falling apart, at which point they'll pay an insane overtime rate for a QA studio to do it last minute which won't be enough.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/square-...
Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027 | VGC
The publisher is researching “Game QA Automation Technology” with the University of Tokyo…
www.videogameschronicle.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
just going to be hopelessly object-brained today i guess.
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
• inanimate transformees being treated like ordinary objects
• ordinary objects being treated like inanimate transformees
• inanimate transformees forming bonds with ordinary objects
• ordinary objects forming bonds with inanimate transformees
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i think the next year is going to tough, and ugly. but last night filled me not just with hope but *confidence* that we’ll get through this. a better world isn’t just possible, it is coming.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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reminder to all my trans friends that a man who campaigned with this much support and love for us just destroyed the most machine politician to ever exist in spite of all odds. turns out vocally caring about us is a winning strategy!!
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM