Cacti-Cooler™ (Tegan)
@squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
inflatable cactus-shaped drinks cooler • it/its
digital artist • mmo junkie • boppable objectkin
late 30s • trans/non-binary • 🔞 • 🌵🔒♾️
digital artist • mmo junkie • boppable objectkin
late 30s • trans/non-binary • 🔞 • 🌵🔒♾️
like, i would want to buy it and then take it over to a friend’s to put it in *their* bathroom as a practical joke/minor jumpscare
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
like, i would want to buy it and then take it over to a friend’s to put it in *their* bathroom as a practical joke/minor jumpscare
i feel like a roll that big made out of softer/comfortable paper would just sort of… fall apart? or wouldn’t be able to hold its shape properly.
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i feel like a roll that big made out of softer/comfortable paper would just sort of… fall apart? or wouldn’t be able to hold its shape properly.
they seem nice. 💕
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
they seem nice. 💕
probably more like having your arm pulled since there’d be bones & skin & muscle in there? guess it’d depend on the tail though.
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
probably more like having your arm pulled since there’d be bones & skin & muscle in there? guess it’d depend on the tail though.
wacky inflatable tube-man TFs
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
wacky inflatable tube-man TFs
solid choice! Totino‘s is probably the top of my list—they’re bad but sometimes that’s what you want.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
solid choice! Totino‘s is probably the top of my list—they’re bad but sometimes that’s what you want.
favorite brand of shitty frozen pizza?
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
favorite brand of shitty frozen pizza?
it’s simply the best. 💕
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
it’s simply the best. 💕
“>///<“ implies having a face in a way that “///“ doesn’t?
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“>///<“ implies having a face in a way that “///“ doesn’t?
*rub rub rub* 💕
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
*rub rub rub* 💕
normal feelings normal feelings normal feelings.
i feel very normal about this idea.
i feel very normal about this idea.
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
normal feelings normal feelings normal feelings.
i feel very normal about this idea.
i feel very normal about this idea.
true, but most people aren't clocks. 💕
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
true, but most people aren't clocks. 💕
normal feelings normal feelings normal feelings
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
normal feelings normal feelings normal feelings
i feel like this is all you know & your default reaction to most things, Bea.
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i feel like this is all you know & your default reaction to most things, Bea.
yes yes yes yes
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
yes yes yes yes
i'm gonna guess "internal generative AI model for placeholder text that's getting tripped up on fantasy names with apostrophes in them', but it's real trash-garbage either way.
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i'm gonna guess "internal generative AI model for placeholder text that's getting tripped up on fantasy names with apostrophes in them', but it's real trash-garbage either way.
oh yeah, that sounds like it'd be a big ol' project. wishing you the very best of luck with it!
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
oh yeah, that sounds like it'd be a big ol' project. wishing you the very best of luck with it!