Cacti-Cooler™ (Tegan)
@squeaky-succulent.bsky.social
inflatable cactus-shaped drinks cooler • it/its
digital artist • mmo junkie • boppable objectkin
late 30s • trans/non-binary • 🔞 • 🌵🔒♾️
digital artist • mmo junkie • boppable objectkin
late 30s • trans/non-binary • 🔞 • 🌵🔒♾️
Pinned
inside of me there are two objects.
one yearns to be completely inanimate until the end of linear time, and the other wants to be able to hold a Gamecube controller & lose to you in Smash every now and then.
one yearns to be completely inanimate until the end of linear time, and the other wants to be able to hold a Gamecube controller & lose to you in Smash every now and then.
that’s a lovely name! 💕
February 14, 2026 at 5:35 AM
that’s a lovely name! 💕
it’s not like you have a lot of other options when you’re sitting in an Arwing cockpit all day…
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
it’s not like you have a lot of other options when you’re sitting in an Arwing cockpit all day…
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discord lied. don't give them your ID or a facial scan. don't trust them with your ID or biometric data.
"Discord is apparently switching age verification providers to Persona due to the bypasses...
which means everything they said about it being client-side and face images not being uploaded is now false"
which means everything they said about it being client-side and face images not being uploaded is now false"
Folf on X: "Discord is apparently switching age verification providers to Persona due to the bypasses... which means everything they said about it being client-side and face images not being uploaded is now false" / X
Discord is apparently switching age verification providers to Persona due to the bypasses... which means everything they said about it being client-side and face images not being uploaded is now false
x.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
discord lied. don't give them your ID or a facial scan. don't trust them with your ID or biometric data.
going last at the TGAs was definitely a mistake, but i don’t know if shadowdropping would’ve saved it either? hero shooters just feel like a fully-satisfied market right now.
everyone who wants to play them already is, and they’re deeply invested in their games of choice already.
everyone who wants to play them already is, and they’re deeply invested in their games of choice already.
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
going last at the TGAs was definitely a mistake, but i don’t know if shadowdropping would’ve saved it either? hero shooters just feel like a fully-satisfied market right now.
everyone who wants to play them already is, and they’re deeply invested in their games of choice already.
everyone who wants to play them already is, and they’re deeply invested in their games of choice already.
a nice blue, i think. 💙
February 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
a nice blue, i think. 💙
so many fond memories of Crystal Chronicles. it was a hassle to get that many GBAs & cables together but it was worth it. 💕
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
so many fond memories of Crystal Chronicles. it was a hassle to get that many GBAs & cables together but it was worth it. 💕
Tellarites, maybe? they’ve got the beards for it.
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Tellarites, maybe? they’ve got the beards for it.
they don't deserve you. i hope you can get out of there soon. 💕
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
they don't deserve you. i hope you can get out of there soon. 💕
how many monitors is too many monitors for one’s personal computer desk?
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
how many monitors is too many monitors for one’s personal computer desk?
Reposted by Cacti-Cooler™ (Tegan)
Hey inanimate TF people, Ikea dropped new genders
( Hate the mimic chest is limited atm I kinda want one 👀 )
( Hate the mimic chest is limited atm I kinda want one 👀 )
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Hey inanimate TF people, Ikea dropped new genders
( Hate the mimic chest is limited atm I kinda want one 👀 )
( Hate the mimic chest is limited atm I kinda want one 👀 )
our chosen hero is gearing up to save the world yet again, and is quietly hoping this next apocalyptic threat shakes up the fashion world’s obsession with techwear…
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
our chosen hero is gearing up to save the world yet again, and is quietly hoping this next apocalyptic threat shakes up the fashion world’s obsession with techwear…
Signal was the first thing that sprung to my mind, through i don’ know that its well-suited to replace the really big Discord servers out there. but smaller group-chats would kind of be my priority anyway.
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Signal was the first thing that sprung to my mind, through i don’ know that its well-suited to replace the really big Discord servers out there. but smaller group-chats would kind of be my priority anyway.
well, time to start looking for a replacement i guess…
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
well, time to start looking for a replacement i guess…
don't mind me, just drooling over that last picture a little bit.
February 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
don't mind me, just drooling over that last picture a little bit.
Reposted by Cacti-Cooler™ (Tegan)
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
feels like my inanimate/objectkin fire hasn’t been burning very hot lately. i miss it.
February 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
feels like my inanimate/objectkin fire hasn’t been burning very hot lately. i miss it.
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Being a Republican in 2026 is sufficient grounds to be banned from furry chats and events and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.
February 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Being a Republican in 2026 is sufficient grounds to be banned from furry chats and events and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.
i’d say either Link’s Awakening or Wind Waker? kinda depends on which version of each that you’ve got.
February 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
i’d say either Link’s Awakening or Wind Waker? kinda depends on which version of each that you’ve got.
look forward to hearing it when you’re ready. 💕
February 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
look forward to hearing it when you’re ready. 💕
( most of the 🖤x5‘s are just franchises i haven’t played any games in, at least not yet )
February 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
( most of the 🖤x5‘s are just franchises i haven’t played any games in, at least not yet )
My attachment to some popular Nintendo franchises:
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Metroid
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Star Fox
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Mario
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Kirby
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Pokemon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Zelda
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Pikmin
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Animal Crossing
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Metroid
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Star Fox
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Mario
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Kirby
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Pokemon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Zelda
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Pikmin
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Animal Crossing
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
My attachment to each Nintendo franchise:
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Earthbound
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Metroid
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
❤️❤️🖤🖤 Mario
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare/Wario Land
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Kirby
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Donkey Kong
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Pokemon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Fire Emblem
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Zelda
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Pikmin
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Animal Crossing
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤Splatoon
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Xenoblade
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Earthbound
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Metroid
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Star Fox
❤️❤️🖤🖤 Mario
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare/Wario Land
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Kirby
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Donkey Kong
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Pokemon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Fire Emblem
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Zelda
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Pikmin
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Animal Crossing
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤Splatoon
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Xenoblade
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
My attachment to some popular Nintendo franchises:
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Metroid
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Star Fox
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Mario
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Kirby
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Pokemon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Zelda
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Pikmin
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Animal Crossing
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Earthbound
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Metroid
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Star Fox
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Mario
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Rhythm Heaven
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 WarioWare
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Kirby
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Donkey Kong
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Pokemon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 F-Zero
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Fire Emblem
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Zelda
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Pikmin
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Animal Crossing
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Splatoon
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Xenoblade
if they just decided to manufacture some PS2s again i would totally buy one!
February 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
if they just decided to manufacture some PS2s again i would totally buy one!
sorry to hear that, here if you need someone to talk to.
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
sorry to hear that, here if you need someone to talk to.