I was at a Gabriel Iglesias show when his friend, Martin, comes running out on stage, whispers in his ear, and then Gabriel says, "OMG they killed Bin Laden!"

I spray it gold and hang it in my Mid-century living room!😁

✨Hollywood Regency✨

We pilgrimage annually to the Swiss Colony outlet store in Monroe, WI, and it is... a lot. A whole strip mall of cheese, toaster ovens, Christmas decorations, discounted ladies wear, and baby items.

I honestly hate that we are required to eat. It’s all too exhausting.

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Mom was a cosmetologist then became an office assistant after going to comm college. She can work a computer and knows Microsoft apps. She can't, however, tell when the facebook ad is a hoax. Dad was a truck driver and only used a calculator for work. He never wants to be responsible for a computer.

Half milk, half heavy cream. Called "half & half" and sold with the milk. I use it every day.

America built up Britney Spears and then destroyed her just because she had the audacity to age

I work with college students who are also getting their adulthood sea legs, and I tell them all the time "Mess up *here.* Mess up with *me* because I'm not going to be mad at you. I'll help you figure out where you went astray."