Dad Joke 🏴☠️
@dadjoke8467.bsky.social
INTJ, ADHD, Dad, Not Funny, CIS, Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.
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Dropping off my daughter for her trip to NYC right now. The next time I see her is when her color guard performs at the Macy’s Parade.
North Texas' L.D. Bell Blue Raider Band to perform in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
North Texas’ L.D. Bell Blue Raider Band will perform in the 2025 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, the only band representing Texas.
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November 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Dropping off my daughter for her trip to NYC right now. The next time I see her is when her color guard performs at the Macy’s Parade.
Tonight’s sunset
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Tonight’s sunset
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When you're autistic, your brain will literally refuse to take in information it doesn't deem useful. It's why so many of us struggle socially.
- Our brains often see small talk as useless
- When topics come up that aren't of interest (like sports, fashion...), our brains see that as useless...
- Our brains often see small talk as useless
- When topics come up that aren't of interest (like sports, fashion...), our brains see that as useless...
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
When you're autistic, your brain will literally refuse to take in information it doesn't deem useful. It's why so many of us struggle socially.
- Our brains often see small talk as useless
- When topics come up that aren't of interest (like sports, fashion...), our brains see that as useless...
- Our brains often see small talk as useless
- When topics come up that aren't of interest (like sports, fashion...), our brains see that as useless...
Wearing my boots like this from now on because some guy on the Internet called me out for not wearing boot cut pants. I’m sorry I wasn’t hot enough for the guy. I’m just working.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Wearing my boots like this from now on because some guy on the Internet called me out for not wearing boot cut pants. I’m sorry I wasn’t hot enough for the guy. I’m just working.
I’m going viral but you’d never know from here.
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m going viral but you’d never know from here.
I’m thinking potato soup for dinner tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m thinking potato soup for dinner tonight.
I had to look up the constitution today and passed on all government websites as I doubt their reliability. Fun times.
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I had to look up the constitution today and passed on all government websites as I doubt their reliability. Fun times.
4th year in a row
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
4th year in a row
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My painting TOWERING STORM
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My painting TOWERING STORM
Spotted in the wild.
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Spotted in the wild.
Ok Well I’m just going to go back to posting business account tik toks and instagrams.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ok Well I’m just going to go back to posting business account tik toks and instagrams.
Am I the only one getting all boomer to which the extent of two step authentication is used. Like half the time it’s about paying my bill and if somebody wants to break in and pay my bill, why am I preventing this??
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Am I the only one getting all boomer to which the extent of two step authentication is used. Like half the time it’s about paying my bill and if somebody wants to break in and pay my bill, why am I preventing this??
There is no growth without cringe.
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
There is no growth without cringe.
Also this is what I look like naked if anyone was curious.
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Also this is what I look like naked if anyone was curious.
My spirit animal
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My spirit animal
You’re supposed to catch my typos.
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You’re supposed to catch my typos.
Epstein didn’t kill himself
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Me on Bluesky
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
Alt: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Me on Bluesky
This morning’s sunrise
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This morning’s sunrise
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Am I mansplaining or am I autistic? 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Am I mansplaining or am I autistic? 🤔
Something I made today.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Something I made today.