Dad Joke 🏴☠️
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INTJ, ADHD, Husband, Dad, Funny in quantity not quality, CIS, Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.
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All of the old people at Whataburger talking about how they don’t understand why it’s harder to find voting locations anymore. 🙄
January 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
All of the old people at Whataburger talking about how they don’t understand why it’s harder to find voting locations anymore. 🙄
Late to the gym is your gain.
January 22, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Late to the gym is your gain.
Illegal searches and seizures, warrants, right to an attorney, due process, and probable cause all used to be rights enshrined in our constitution. Inalienable rights granted to us by our creator.
I guess some pigs are more equal than others.
I guess some pigs are more equal than others.
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Illegal searches and seizures, warrants, right to an attorney, due process, and probable cause all used to be rights enshrined in our constitution. Inalienable rights granted to us by our creator.
I guess some pigs are more equal than others.
I guess some pigs are more equal than others.
Hey founding fathers. What would you do?
BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.
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January 22, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Hey founding fathers. What would you do?
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McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.
Invading Greenland would lead to officer resignations, NATO declaring war, other allies of NATO counties declaring war, other countries that just hate us declaring war, cut off from military bases across the world, economic sanctions, the ending of trade, & irreversible harm to US interests
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Invading Greenland would lead to officer resignations, NATO declaring war, other allies of NATO counties declaring war, other countries that just hate us declaring war, cut off from military bases across the world, economic sanctions, the ending of trade, & irreversible harm to US interests
Note to self. Don’t post your butt on social media.
January 20, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Note to self. Don’t post your butt on social media.
This morning’s sunrise. The clouds wanted to show off this morning.
January 20, 2026 at 2:57 PM
This morning’s sunrise. The clouds wanted to show off this morning.
Instagram is suggesting I post more butt
January 20, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Instagram is suggesting I post more butt
Death Star participation trophy
January 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Death Star participation trophy
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
I’m totally going live
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I’m totally going live
“Don’t tread on me” is on a flag because “licky licky yum yum your boots feel good on my tongue” was too many words to put on a flag.
January 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
“Don’t tread on me” is on a flag because “licky licky yum yum your boots feel good on my tongue” was too many words to put on a flag.
If other people fucked around. Why am I the one having to find out?
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
If other people fucked around. Why am I the one having to find out?
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Life is like an anal plug. Yeah, sometimes it hurts. But it’s really meant to be enjoyed.
January 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Life is like an anal plug. Yeah, sometimes it hurts. But it’s really meant to be enjoyed.
“we don’t talk about Bruno”
Proceeds to talk about Bruno
Proceeds to talk about Bruno
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 PM
“we don’t talk about Bruno”
Proceeds to talk about Bruno
Proceeds to talk about Bruno
One of my jobs today. I’m an expert with bushes.
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
One of my jobs today. I’m an expert with bushes.
Sunrise this morning
January 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Sunrise this morning
US Border Agents Intentionally Stepped in Front of Moving Vehicles to Justify Shooting at Them
www.thenation.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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My painting WESTERN SLOPE FALL
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
My painting WESTERN SLOPE FALL