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INTJ, ADHD, Dad, Not Funny, CIS, Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.
This is my stop
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This is my stop
Crap. Was seeing videos of armored vehicles moving through my city. Last time I saw that it was a month before the Iraq invasion
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Crap. Was seeing videos of armored vehicles moving through my city. Last time I saw that it was a month before the Iraq invasion
Shit i hate auto correct and the fact that I don’t proof before I hit send
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Shit i hate auto correct and the fact that I don’t proof before I hit send
The pope is allowed to murder because he is not infallible
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The pope is allowed to murder because he is not infallible
Ai doesn’t want to get shanked
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Ai doesn’t want to get shanked
He’s from Chicago I’m not f-ing with him.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
He’s from Chicago I’m not f-ing with him.
I hear you. It’s part of the reason why I’m self employed
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I hear you. It’s part of the reason why I’m self employed
That was the compromise made. Prior to that it was 12 hours. No breaks. Only Sunday off
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
That was the compromise made. Prior to that it was 12 hours. No breaks. Only Sunday off
Broadcast window
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Broadcast window
I never memorized which clouds were which
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I never memorized which clouds were which
I’ll just lose myself in thought. I don’t see anything when I do that. I’ll be good.
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I’ll just lose myself in thought. I don’t see anything when I do that. I’ll be good.
No I’ll look away like in the photo I posted
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
No I’ll look away like in the photo I posted
You implied it would be a problem
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
You implied it would be a problem
Regardless I’ll probably go up after my wife and kids go to bed and when no one else is at the gym. No butts to worry about at that time.
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Regardless I’ll probably go up after my wife and kids go to bed and when no one else is at the gym. No butts to worry about at that time.
I was trying to display my resistance and piety to gym butt.
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I was trying to display my resistance and piety to gym butt.
Well I hope it gets better for you
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Well I hope it gets better for you