Squirrel Girl
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You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]
August 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]
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girl would you love YOURSELF if u were a worm
August 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
girl would you love YOURSELF if u were a worm
Can I just stop eating out of sheer boredom, is that Keto?
August 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Can I just stop eating out of sheer boredom, is that Keto?
Fuck meal prep, I wanna eat like a snake, just one big meal every couple of weeks and then sleep it off.
August 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Fuck meal prep, I wanna eat like a snake, just one big meal every couple of weeks and then sleep it off.
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Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’
July 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
WASHINGTON—In the latest of a series of escalations in President Donald Trump’s highly publicized war on “woke,” the U.S. Department of Justice reportedly removed all mentions of justice from its webs...
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July 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
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I don't see why it's my job to keep my plants alive. If anything it's the plants' job to evolve in response to their environment (living with a dumb owner)
July 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I don't see why it's my job to keep my plants alive. If anything it's the plants' job to evolve in response to their environment (living with a dumb owner)
Mostly in retribution for the existence of yogurt. A just God would not allow such abominations in the world.
Day 5 of liquid diet due to dental procedure. I am so hangry I am ready to fight God.
July 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Mostly in retribution for the existence of yogurt. A just God would not allow such abominations in the world.
Day 5 of liquid diet due to dental procedure. I am so hangry I am ready to fight God.
July 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Day 5 of liquid diet due to dental procedure. I am so hangry I am ready to fight God.
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Court papers filed Wednesday state that Mr. Abrego Garcia was beaten, deprived of sleep, and subjected to psychological torture during the nearly three months he spent in Salvadoran custody. It is unacceptable to send people to other countries to be tortured!
July 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Court papers filed Wednesday state that Mr. Abrego Garcia was beaten, deprived of sleep, and subjected to psychological torture during the nearly three months he spent in Salvadoran custody. It is unacceptable to send people to other countries to be tortured!
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Congress didn’t just lose its power it gave it away. On war, trade, and policy, lawmakers have willingly let the executive branch rule unchecked.
June 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Congress didn’t just lose its power it gave it away. On war, trade, and policy, lawmakers have willingly let the executive branch rule unchecked.
Do the youths of today even know how to pop bottles in da club, or throw their hands up in the air?
June 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Do the youths of today even know how to pop bottles in da club, or throw their hands up in the air?
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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
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It is really really sinking in for me the degree to which LLMs are the ultimate expression of right wing anti-intellectualism. Its proponents are literally mocking the idea that anyone would ever want to learn anything, know anything, develop any actual skill, or have a thought of their own.
June 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It is really really sinking in for me the degree to which LLMs are the ultimate expression of right wing anti-intellectualism. Its proponents are literally mocking the idea that anyone would ever want to learn anything, know anything, develop any actual skill, or have a thought of their own.
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I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"
June 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"
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DHS Sec. Noem has blown through the department’s budget, they’ve almost used all the money that’s supposed to last through the end of September here at the beginning of June. ICE is defunding itself with these operations, dual pressure in the streets and in Congress can choke their cash flow
June 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
DHS Sec. Noem has blown through the department’s budget, they’ve almost used all the money that’s supposed to last through the end of September here at the beginning of June. ICE is defunding itself with these operations, dual pressure in the streets and in Congress can choke their cash flow
🙏 May Musk's stock values precede him into hell, amen.
June 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
🙏 May Musk's stock values precede him into hell, amen.
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If I wrote a movie in which the evil cops randomly tackle and kidnap people while in disguise and not identifying themselves as cops, I wouldn't have them accidentally knock over a Santa-coded bystander with a cane, because it'd be too on the nose.
May 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If I wrote a movie in which the evil cops randomly tackle and kidnap people while in disguise and not identifying themselves as cops, I wouldn't have them accidentally knock over a Santa-coded bystander with a cane, because it'd be too on the nose.
Trimet bus driver saw me running for the stop and waited 😭 bless them
May 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Trimet bus driver saw me running for the stop and waited 😭 bless them
Me on a day when I look bad: Wow I am a disgusting garbage person unworthy of love
Me on a day when I look good: I looked so hot today, AND FOR WHAT??!
Me on a day when I look good: I looked so hot today, AND FOR WHAT??!
May 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Me on a day when I look bad: Wow I am a disgusting garbage person unworthy of love
Me on a day when I look good: I looked so hot today, AND FOR WHAT??!
Me on a day when I look good: I looked so hot today, AND FOR WHAT??!
Did everyone decide not to say lol in texts anymore or am I just the only one with any mirth & merriment left
May 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Did everyone decide not to say lol in texts anymore or am I just the only one with any mirth & merriment left
I planted clover last summer, and it did great until The Caterpillar Incident last September. Well it's back, it's bushy, and it's blooming for the first time!
May 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I planted clover last summer, and it did great until The Caterpillar Incident last September. Well it's back, it's bushy, and it's blooming for the first time!