Never even took a philosophy class because everyone I'd met who professed an interest in philosophy was That Guy

You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]

Thought of you today when the impulse to reset my Microsoft password struck

All cake is snacking cake if you believe in yourself

This is the most elegant meal I've ever heard of

Vote for me, I'll make you chief of a Vibes Bureau or something

Impossible to predict 🤷‍♀️

"could lead to"???! LOOK AROUND