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Sprinkles EO
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Coffee, dogs, books and friends. Coffee to be awake, dogs for snuggles, books for fun, and friends for partners in crime.
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DOGE Oversight Subcommittee held a hearing on reducing federal property. All they said was “fire sale” this, “fire sale” that. Meanwhile, they’re lighting all of this s**t on fire — while their incompetent leader wastes millions of taxpayer dollars golfing, all while steering us towards a recession.
April 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Imagine, a creepy guy on a street corner in a trench coat. You're on your way home and have to pass him. He grabs his lapel as he waves your attention over. He says "hey kid, I got just what you need." He throws open his tench, exposing the lining where he stores his goods. A gold mine. Eggs.
a man in a suit and tie is holding an egg and asking if he can offer a nice egg in this trying time
Alt: Shits expensive
media.tenor.com
March 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Connecticut might be in danger. My bestest bitch from the West side (CA) is coming to visit. I'm pretty sure when our powers combine,our chaos energy is more killatons in damage than an atomic bomb, or at least enough for a new Power Rangers Villain.
a man wearing a white headband is holding a woman 's hand and says okkay !
Alt: An accurate reenactment of our chaos.
media.tenor.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“Gentlemen, I am 25 years old and I have killed 309 fascist occupants by now. Don’t you think, gentlemen, that you have been hiding behind my back for too long?”

Lyudmila Pavlichenko
“Lady Death” of the Red Army: Lyudmila Pavlichenko | The National WWII Museum | New Orleans
Known to her enemies as “Lady Death,” Lyudmila Pavlichenko is recognized as the most successful female sniper in history with a total of 309 confirmed kills.
www.nationalww2museum.org
March 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
That "I told you so" feeling is a big one.
'Biggest mistake of my life': Regret sets in for Trump voters as Republican politicians panic 
YouTube video by MSNBC
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March 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Good morning!
March 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
March 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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So sad we’ve come to this. Don’t understand why he isn’t charged with treason.
March 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I've decided what I want for my birthday. Ridiculous amounts of wasabi peas. Just wasabi peas.
a man wearing a green mask and a hat says that 's a spicy meatball
ALT: a man wearing a green mask and a hat says that 's a spicy meatball
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
See? Nazis.
“This is going to be a massive loss of life overall,” a surgeon who formerly led USAID’s global health initiatives tells TNR. “Children are likely already dying, and will clearly be dying in large numbers”

newrepublic.com/article/1921...
Musk’s Purges Suddenly Take a Horrific Turn—and Wreck an Ugly MAGA Lie
We can now be depressingly confident that their mass cuts are killing people.
newrepublic.com
March 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.

The show must go on.
February 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Yes
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The internet is a great place 🤣
February 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
MAHA just reminds me of the Amanda Show. Make America Healthy again by cutting health resources? Sounds idiotic. Unsurprised.
a woman looks surprised in front of a bulletin board that says daily schedule
ALT: a woman looks surprised in front of a bulletin board that says daily schedule
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Trump is a facist dictator. Stop pretending he's a president and arrest the treasonous bastard for what he is. We wouldn't allow this from anyone else, so why are you now?
Throw Musk in there too.
February 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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This is it.
February 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
February 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I think America needs to start thinking about things like the French Revolution, because this admin is leading us to dystopia.

In ther news, The Wicker Man is an interesting film.
February 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"Mass terminations of probationary workers also swept through the National Nuclear Security Administration, a semi-autonomous agency within the Energy Department that oversees the nation's nuclear weapons."

We're fucked.
Sweeping cuts hit recent federal hires as Trump administration slashes workforce
Employees across several agencies, including the Office of Personnel Management, the Department of Education and Department of Energy, have all been affected, with many being given notice Thursday.
www.npr.org
February 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I feel like this fits. We can definitely pump this at a Trump event, right? Who wants to be a troll with me? I already identify as a chaos goblin, but maybe whenever Trump speaks we just blast some Dodson so we don't hear him speak? #millenialtrolling
BED INTRUDER SONG!!!
YouTube video by schmoyoho
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February 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Incredible work, puppygirls 🐶💁🏻‍♀️
February 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I've found that saying "Licking my pants doesn't get you anything." isn't much of a deterrent when your Shetland Sheepdog is a bottomless pit, but it sure does make conversation interesting while on the phone with someone who doesn't know I have a dog.
February 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM