DOGE Oversight Subcommittee held a hearing on reducing federal property. All they said was “fire sale” this, “fire sale” that. Meanwhile, they’re lighting all of this s**t on fire — while their incompetent leader wastes millions of taxpayer dollars golfing, all while steering us towards a recession.
April 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
DOGE Oversight Subcommittee held a hearing on reducing federal property. All they said was “fire sale” this, “fire sale” that. Meanwhile, they’re lighting all of this s**t on fire — while their incompetent leader wastes millions of taxpayer dollars golfing, all while steering us towards a recession.
Imagine, a creepy guy on a street corner in a trench coat. You're on your way home and have to pass him. He grabs his lapel as he waves your attention over. He says "hey kid, I got just what you need." He throws open his tench, exposing the lining where he stores his goods. A gold mine. Eggs.
Imagine, a creepy guy on a street corner in a trench coat. You're on your way home and have to pass him. He grabs his lapel as he waves your attention over. He says "hey kid, I got just what you need." He throws open his tench, exposing the lining where he stores his goods. A gold mine. Eggs.
Connecticut might be in danger. My bestest bitch from the West side (CA) is coming to visit. I'm pretty sure when our powers combine,our chaos energy is more killatons in damage than an atomic bomb, or at least enough for a new Power Rangers Villain.
Connecticut might be in danger. My bestest bitch from the West side (CA) is coming to visit. I'm pretty sure when our powers combine,our chaos energy is more killatons in damage than an atomic bomb, or at least enough for a new Power Rangers Villain.
“Gentlemen, I am 25 years old and I have killed 309 fascist occupants by now. Don’t you think, gentlemen, that you have been hiding behind my back for too long?”
“Gentlemen, I am 25 years old and I have killed 309 fascist occupants by now. Don’t you think, gentlemen, that you have been hiding behind my back for too long?”
“This is going to be a massive loss of life overall,” a surgeon who formerly led USAID’s global health initiatives tells TNR. “Children are likely already dying, and will clearly be dying in large numbers”
Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.
The show must go on.
February 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.
Trump is a facist dictator. Stop pretending he's a president and arrest the treasonous bastard for what he is. We wouldn't allow this from anyone else, so why are you now? Throw Musk in there too.
February 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Trump is a facist dictator. Stop pretending he's a president and arrest the treasonous bastard for what he is. We wouldn't allow this from anyone else, so why are you now? Throw Musk in there too.
"Mass terminations of probationary workers also swept through the National Nuclear Security Administration, a semi-autonomous agency within the Energy Department that oversees the nation's nuclear weapons."
"Mass terminations of probationary workers also swept through the National Nuclear Security Administration, a semi-autonomous agency within the Energy Department that oversees the nation's nuclear weapons."
I feel like this fits. We can definitely pump this at a Trump event, right? Who wants to be a troll with me? I already identify as a chaos goblin, but maybe whenever Trump speaks we just blast some Dodson so we don't hear him speak? #millenialtrolling
I feel like this fits. We can definitely pump this at a Trump event, right? Who wants to be a troll with me? I already identify as a chaos goblin, but maybe whenever Trump speaks we just blast some Dodson so we don't hear him speak? #millenialtrolling
NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...
I've found that saying "Licking my pants doesn't get you anything." isn't much of a deterrent when your Shetland Sheepdog is a bottomless pit, but it sure does make conversation interesting while on the phone with someone who doesn't know I have a dog.
February 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I've found that saying "Licking my pants doesn't get you anything." isn't much of a deterrent when your Shetland Sheepdog is a bottomless pit, but it sure does make conversation interesting while on the phone with someone who doesn't know I have a dog.
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.