sprfshn
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sprfshn
@sprfshn.bsky.social
Marathoner. Dad. Good calves.
No many of us have been saying this since 2016 and we think those who are realizing it now are insane
So the occupant of our White House is cool with pedophilia and we’re just going to carry on like everything is normal?
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Oh no I’m getting abs again :/
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Gay guys now:

“Bro I wanna trump your big beautiful bill”
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I know trump has Clinton saved in his phone as “capri sun bill”
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Back when we put two spaces between sentences 🥲
Space is so cool
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I cannot believe we are starving Americans and adding a ballroom to the White House at the same time. It is like the plot of the worst show on television but real.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
No one:

Nonprofit performing arts centers trying to reach their rental goals for the year:
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The hot gay Kennedy I support is @jamesholod.bsky.social actually
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Pro tip:

Before you sleep with someone, have them load your dishwasher.

1) you learn if they are good person (can load the dishwasher correctly vs the bad people who load it like crazy people)

2) you don’t have to load the dishwasher after sex
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Kim Davis’ alt twitter is definitely just gay porn videos
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You can tell people who are new to fundraising work - look we’re all fun and games with our donors until it’s a week before the gala and they haven’t sent guest names. Now we’re enemies.
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I just know Juilliard alum Oscar Isaac smells goodAF
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
@disgracedtwink.bsky.social did you go to the park slope crunch this morning
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You go to Demi Plie when it gets good
Why do I jerk off on the couch in, like, ballet second position?
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My MIL following up privately that she is serious about wanting a T*m H*nks autograph oh no I’m not engaging with that
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Somewhere Nate Silver is self harming
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My anarchy tattoo from college is always so funny and then I live in a city where we elect Zohran and I’m like hell ya never die, college Brent
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Get your Big Marxist Dicks out, comrades!
GOOD MORNING COMRADES!!!!!! It’s a beautiful day to live in the socialist republic of جديد York!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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GOOD MORNING COMRADES!!!!!! It’s a beautiful day to live in the socialist republic of جديد York!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Bed Stuy coming out strong for Zohran best neighborhood for real
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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libs. out. dicks. out. 📢

*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
No one:

Me: I’d blow my mayor
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM