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Marathoner. Dad. Good calves.
Seeing a twink age in real time is so scary
February 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
The Jonathon Safran Foer writing Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
writing a frankly harmful novel
February 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
All Her Fault isn’t good but I can’t stop watching
February 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I’ve seen that one gif of Isaac Cole Powell so many times I could recite it in my sleep
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Once they allow people to leave a close friends list I’m simply never posting to it again.
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The body after mile 18 in a marathon
water really is THAT bitch
January 31, 2026 at 10:42 PM
What the ChatGPT scam is this
A man has been charged after he reportedly attempted to break Luigi Mangione out of jail.

Mark Anderson allegedly impersonated an FBI agent and presented a court order to the detention center where Mangione is being held, requesting for his release.

(abcnews.go.com/US/man-alleg...)
January 30, 2026 at 12:50 PM
The real weird part about traiters is when they turn on each other like do you want to win or get revenge Idfk
January 30, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Traiters clearly hired a survivor producer and in loving it
January 30, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Did I just pay $120 at some random place I’ve never been to to drop my kids off for 3 hours on Valentine’s Day so I can go to dinner with my husband?

Well yes.
January 27, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Unfortunately for Mamdani remote school for nyc will be a giant mess tomorrow - we’re not ready and parents are gonna be pissed
January 25, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Shane Hollander 🤝 the Northeast

We’re taking at least 9 inches today
Gays 🤝 the Northeast

We’re taking a lot of inches
January 25, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Gays 🤝 the Northeast

We’re taking a lot of inches
January 25, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Some personal news: For the sake of my sanity, I’ve started believing in hell again.
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Why is Matthew Rhys always hotter after he murders someone
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The beast in me hitting a bit too close to home with the setting 💀
January 23, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Monsters
January 22, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Is this something? I ran to work.
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I’m starting to believe trump is trying to hide something…
January 19, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Me turning to my left:

Oh sir I actually don’t know much about hockey. When do they start fingering each other with lube?
January 18, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Can’t stop thinking about Rob from traitors
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 PM
People will be like “don’t fall for the 2016 prompts people will use those photos etc etc” as if they don’t already have all of our photos from 2016!!! Please be for real!
January 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Post run sauna
January 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Watching the greatest movie ever made: Drop Dead Gorgeous.
January 16, 2026 at 11:44 PM