Only Dans
@onlydans.bsky.social
She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan • #BlackLivesMatter • He/Him • Washington, D.C.
Zero thoughts. Smooth brain.
January 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Zero thoughts. Smooth brain.
Kinda obsessed with this Christmas gift from my husband.
January 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Kinda obsessed with this Christmas gift from my husband.
I’m trying y’all. I’m really trying.
January 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I’m trying y’all. I’m really trying.
Everyone has extreme Sunday scaries today, huh?
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Everyone has extreme Sunday scaries today, huh?
Thinking about the fact that Christine McVie (from Fleetwood Mac) wrote one of the greatest songs of all time (Songbird) in just 30 minutes, while high on cocaine and champagne, staying up all night and playing the melody repeatedly on the piano so she wouldn't forget it by morning.
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Thinking about the fact that Christine McVie (from Fleetwood Mac) wrote one of the greatest songs of all time (Songbird) in just 30 minutes, while high on cocaine and champagne, staying up all night and playing the melody repeatedly on the piano so she wouldn't forget it by morning.
Soft boiled eggs: breakfast of the gods.
January 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Soft boiled eggs: breakfast of the gods.
Last ones standing at the birthday bash.
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Last ones standing at the birthday bash.
Thank god for Instagram DMs. Truly. 😈
January 4, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Thank god for Instagram DMs. Truly. 😈
My 3 loves:
1) Good coffee ☕️
2) Dalé 👨❤️👨
3) Dr Bongo 🐶
1) Good coffee ☕️
2) Dalé 👨❤️👨
3) Dr Bongo 🐶
January 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
My 3 loves:
1) Good coffee ☕️
2) Dalé 👨❤️👨
3) Dr Bongo 🐶
1) Good coffee ☕️
2) Dalé 👨❤️👨
3) Dr Bongo 🐶
He plays by his own rules (sound on).
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
He plays by his own rules (sound on).
First workout of 2026 ✅
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
First workout of 2026 ✅
Linky hopes you’re ok and sends his love
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Linky hopes you’re ok and sends his love
Will 2026 be the year I finally take a non-blurry photo? Doubtful.
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Will 2026 be the year I finally take a non-blurry photo? Doubtful.
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we gain about an hour of daylight in the next 30 days and then two hours the next 60 days 🙌🏽
January 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
we gain about an hour of daylight in the next 30 days and then two hours the next 60 days 🙌🏽
Someone wants their breakfast 😂
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Someone wants their breakfast 😂
Starting to get excited about my vacation in Australia in a few months.
January 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Starting to get excited about my vacation in Australia in a few months.
Already thinking about my federal tax refund.
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Already thinking about my federal tax refund.
I love all my Amex rebates
a cartoon cat wearing sunglasses is holding a bunch of money .
ALT: a cartoon cat wearing sunglasses is holding a bunch of money .
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January 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I love all my Amex rebates
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having to pay rent to start off the New Year is truly sick and twisted.
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
having to pay rent to start off the New Year is truly sick and twisted.
My husband made coffee and bacon sandwiches. Now, that’s love.
January 1, 2026 at 6:24 PM
My husband made coffee and bacon sandwiches. Now, that’s love.
Craving a hangover-curing Diet Coke from McDonald’s so bad rn.
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Craving a hangover-curing Diet Coke from McDonald’s so bad rn.
Here’s to you all posting more chest pics in 2026 😍
January 1, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Here’s to you all posting more chest pics in 2026 😍
New mattress is banging.
January 1, 2026 at 7:40 AM
New mattress is banging.
Jake has the best face
January 1, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Jake has the best face