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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · Oct 19
let me make your holiday cards this year!

more info and examples of previous work will be threaded here. i can get as traditional or as weird as you need me to.

base prices:
$7 ea
$36 for 6 ($6 ea)
$60 for 12 ($5 ea)

handmade original art collage cards. no two are the same, no prints.

dm me!
a photograph of six christmas/holiday cards featuring brightly colored patterns. each one features a line art hand giving the middle finger in a contrasting color or pattern a card with a typical winter scene, including snowy pine trees, a silhouette of a bird on a branch, the words "oh joy" in gold foil, and the log lady from twin peaks a traditional appearing Christmas card that you might get from an older relative or your insurance agent except it also has the bad The Cure inserted into the frame over an image of the words to "the night before Christmas" an astronaut in full gear floating among gold foil pinecones on a white background. there is a Christmas wreath drapes over the camera attached to the astronaut's shoulder
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
Two Good Neighbors
a screenshot of a text exchange with my favorite neighbor. me: Having a croissant with jam for breakfast, thanks for sharing : ) neighbor: Good morning you are welcome [hug emoji] I just had the last of the coffee you gave me with a giant muffin [wink and heart eyes emojis]
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
greetings from the passenger seat of a moving vehicle
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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nora.zone
Added 7 small bumpy wreaths to the shop and 2 big ones. nora.jewelry/collections/...
6 inch bumpy green wreath with rainbow ornaments and a white ribbon 3 inch green wreath with eyeballs. yeah eyeballs. i would never lie to you about eyeballa 3 inch green wreath with magenta ornaments 3 inch green wreath with fancy squircle shaped murrine in pink and yellow
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
email: you have a new message in mychart log in to view message
text: you have a new message in mychart log in to view message
mychart message: hi : )
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
email: you have a new message in mychart log in to view message
text: you have a new message in mychart log in to view message
mychart message: hi : )
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
beck really was prescient when he said

"forces of evil in a bozo nightmare"
August 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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illumi.meme
Yeah i host a podcast. It’s called a conversation with my wife. We have a new episode every night.
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
Señorita update
a black squirrel perched on a wood ledge. she's happily chowing down on a peanut the same squirrel at a different more head-on angle, happily chowing down on a peanut
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
every couple months i get another song from home movies stuck in my head and right now it's "taste the fame" as performed by they might be giants in s4 e2 "camp"
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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scrow1022.bsky.social
Just got my cards and they're a hoot! Only trouble I see is wanting to keep them for myself...
sprayadhesive.bsky.social s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 28d
same post, different art:

let me make your christmas/holiday cards this year!

dealer's choice base prices:
$7 ea
$36 for 6 ($6 ea)
$60 for 12 ($5 ea)

requests, commissions and collaborations welcome! prices vary

handmade original art collage cards. no two are the same, no prints

dm me!
a collage of 9 different Christmas/holiday cards that I have made, featuring talking heads, my friend's cute dog in a wreath, log lady, the cure, an astronaut, a now cancelled guy that i will not longer put on cards but the card is great it's just his little head wearing one of the Santa hats on a pink card patterned with repeating Santa hats, the t-rex from jurassic park eating out of a jeep like a bento box (he found a hot dog in there), a late 80s office scene except everyone is outside on a nice snowy evening, Evel Knievel and a crew member readying one of his rockets. iput a little mug of hot coco in the crew members hand the late 80s office scene mentioned in the alt for last photo The edges of many cards photographed the wide array of fun Christmas and winter patterns that i have worked with in the past. trees, lights, deer, polka dots, holly etc. it is a very bright and appealing photo a collection of 3 magnum p.i. cards, one puts his head on a snowman over a map of the Detroit area, one repeats his head in a wreath pattern over a card patterned with bright wreath illustrations, his head over kind of a mod pattern that could be Christmas but doesn't have to be. His tigers hat is blue and sparkly. Around him I have put the "magnum p.i." listings from an old tv guide
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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keelin12ft.bsky.social
Amazing work by @sprayadhesive.bsky.social arrived in the mail today.

Magnum, candy cane in hand.
Three homemade handmade cards by @sprayadhesive are arranged on a marble surface. Each card features cut-out images of the mustachioed main character from Magnum P.I. wearing a Detroit Tigers cap. • The left card has a photo of him leaning forward inside a gold glitter frame with a small candy cane decoration. • The middle card shows him in a floral shirt inside a circular holly wreath on a gold glitter background. • The right card has a green holly-patterned background with multiple cut-out faces arranged in the shape of a wreath topped with a red bow.
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
oh i forgot all about lena dunham. fun while it lasted
May 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
there he is
a photograph of the book "the world atlas of mysteries" by francis hitching open to a page featuring the famous blurry bigfoot picture. the caption says "enlarged section of a still from Roger Patterson's film of Bigfoot taken at bluff creek California. Sceptics, probably now a minority among experts, say the creature is a large actor dressed up in an animal skin." a section of text is also visible. "Bigfoot reality: as for the yeti's american cousin bigfoot, the evidence is now overwhelming that something strange is living in remote woods of northern parts of the continent. The usual allowance has to be made for traveller's tales and a wide variation in the size of the reported creatures, and as ever the photographs are arguable"
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
a post from me from september 7 2024 that says: once my shittiest ex noticed that i routinely said "he reminds me of you" about dr. house and similar characters and he was like "oh i guess i'm your hero" and i was like "yes that's certainly it"
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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figmentpudding.com
I put together a gofundme for my dad

If you can't donate, a share would still mean a lot
I appreciate all of you so much

gofund.me/db5eddacc
Donate to Support for Dad's Spinal Injury Recovery, organized by Samantha Bako
My dad He is my biggest supporter and best friend in the world On th… Samantha Bako needs your support for Support for Dad's Spinal Injury Recovery
gofund.me
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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ceausescuspeed.run
Holy shit. This is an unfathomable situation for an artist I greatly admire and have done so since the Twitter days. Please check out this GoFundMe, please order a frog at www.figmentpudding.com, and/or please share this to get it in front of as many eyes as possible.
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
doing a live chat with the online pet pharmacy on a sunday night about the massive and uncrushable pills they just sent to your your cat would kill a victorian child
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
my husband brought these home and said "i hope we all make it long enough to celebrate Better Made's 100th anniversary"
a photograph of better made original potato chips in a yellow bag. There is a commemorative banner graphic for their 95th anniversary. a cat rump is visible on the right edge of the photo
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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tipcalculator.bsky.social
love when the drummer gets to sing a song. moe tucker on "after hours", janet weiss for quasi, hilarie sidney on apples records, meg white "in the cold cold night", ringo, etc.

let the drummer sing a song :) the drummer wants to sing a song :)
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
there he is
a photograph of the book "the world atlas of mysteries" by francis hitching open to a page featuring the famous blurry bigfoot picture. the caption says "enlarged section of a still from Roger Patterson's film of Bigfoot taken at bluff creek California. Sceptics, probably now a minority among experts, say the creature is a large actor dressed up in an animal skin." a section of text is also visible. "Bigfoot reality: as for the yeti's american cousin bigfoot, the evidence is now overwhelming that something strange is living in remote woods of northern parts of the continent. The usual allowance has to be made for traveller's tales and a wide variation in the size of the reported creatures, and as ever the photographs are arguable"
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
sternly saying "i don't care" to the final jeopardy clue and going about my business
December 11, 2024 at 12:56 AM
sprayadhesive.bsky.social
i hope Allie Brosh is doing good
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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mcs212.bsky.social
Leonard Maltin as the "Guy Standing at a Town Hall Meeting" meme ranking the movie Laserblast with 2 and a half stars
September 17, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" that's nice i would
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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sprayadhesive.bsky.social
sorry
a cutout of the words "LET IT SNOW" sitting on a green cutting mat with white measuring grid. it has been cut and arranged to say "LE TITS NOW"
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM