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Stevie VB
@spools.bsky.social
Artist and graphic designer in Seattle
91 votes! Holy shit!
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Juan Pablo Chiquiza With this absolute supervillain photo, damn
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My cousin won parks commissioner of his town! Hooray!!
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Never change, mariners!
October 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I thought Opus Dei was a metal band
October 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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*driving past the IHOP*

Four year old in the back seat: "What happens if you cry about pancakes at the pancake store?"
September 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Way past bedtime, finally still…tiny voice asks “what are chemicals?”
September 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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strong list, hard to disagree
September 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Yessss we have bookmarks now, thank you @bsky.app
September 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Can you get a door knock for discarded drafts
September 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
How long winded could one’s wife possibly be if a simple sentiment like this is worth summarizing so rancidly?
Hahahahaha Apple really showing off the heteronormative assumptions of its AI summary when my wife texts me that she wants to hang out and eat dinner
September 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license
September 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
And a very happy snakesgiving to whoever bought 14 happy snakesgiving shirts off my teepublic in one go.
August 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Love to be so fatigued I lack the executive function to put myself to fuckin bed already, love that for me
August 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Hell yeah it’s the World Games!
August 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
New worms just dropped?
Chinese submersible has discovered thousands of worms and molluscs nearly 10 kilometres (six miles) below sea level in the Mariana Trench, the deepest colony of creatures ever observed

u.afp.com/Sg9Z
July 31, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I literally asked “Luigi’s dad?” And now I need to go lie down and absorb a half century of flugelhorn
Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
July 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Haha what the fuck!
Ok the mayor is back and this is the crowd.
July 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It’s only a matter of time before someone with access to nukes gets a brain full, right?
July 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I can’t believe Cathy Moore quit her job
July 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Sign it or I will go be nude at Golden Gardens and photobomb wedding shoots.
Help to help keep a local (Seattle) Park open to being a nude beach. Some of the neighbors are trying to upend 50+ years of (nude bathing) history. To remind, nudity is legal in Seattle. A judge has (initially) sided to ban nudity while the case continues
www.change.org/p/save-denny...
Sign the Petition
Save Denny Blaine (Again)
www.change.org
July 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This looks like very few voters per capita or am I just bad at math?
My brother in Christ, this looks like it will be one for the books... www.nytimes.com/live/2025/06...
June 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If it makes anyone feel better, today I met a naked toddler who kept dipping graham crackers into ice water and running over to me with his mouth full shouting “CHILLED GRAHAM CRACKERS—OH YEAH!!” Like two dozen times.

Idk who this could help but it certainly made me feel a little better.
June 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I literally guffawed when I learned this. Classic.
EXCLUSIVE: City Councilmember Cathy Moore will announce this afternoon that she is stepping down as of July 7, PubliCola has learned.
June 3, 2025 at 6:29 AM