SplotchDog
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SplotchDog
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This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Reminder that 100,000 people marched for Trans Pride in London earlier this year, but because they weren't violent fascists, there was minimal press coverage, unlike the Nazis today.

https://www.them.us/story/london-trans-pride-march-turnout-record-uk-transphobia
London’s Trans Pride March Just Shattered Its Turnout Record
Organizers say it was the largest transgender rights march in the world.
www.them.us
September 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven
July 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Funny how you just need to break some angles to turn kitchen environment into a spaceship.
June 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Reposting this for no particular reason
November 8, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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Itchio everyone, Gumroad is dead!
Wait.
Just found out that the CEO of Gumroad now works at DOGE? And that he saved up loads of money 'cause he fired everyone and replaced them with AI?
I'm leaving the platform as soon as I get my money. Jesus christ.

tedium.co/2025/04/06/g...
April 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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The Spring Steam Sale is almost over!!

There's less than 24 hours to get UNDERTALE for $1! This is your LAST chance to get it at its best price... EVER!!!

store.steampowered.com/app/391540/U...
Save 90% on Undertale on Steam
UNDERTALE! The RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone.
store.steampowered.com
March 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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extremely important PSA
February 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I’m 100% ok with gatekeeping incels. If you can’t handle a woman being the protagonist or a non-white person being the protagonist of a video game, I don’t think you deserve to play games.
December 13, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I will tell everyone I know that @weldroid.bsky.social provides the best soundtracks for programming. Been doing it for years!
Also for playing tech-centric colonies in Rimworld.
December 5, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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This "banning people for merely interacting with the wrong account" thing is UNACCEPTABLE.

The radio silence is UNACCEPTABLE.

Targeting the people who made your site bearable is UNACCEPTABLE.

You have got to change how you go about this or your site is toast. I'm serious.
November 25, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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yeah i’m a bleeding heart for furries they pay me triple the rate large comic publishing companies offer for half the work
October 30, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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Another important rule:
FUCK CONTENT SCRAPERS
(don't literally fuck them though, yuck). If you hate assholes who steal art and post with no credit, make them vanish, block them forever. Use this curated block list: bsky.app/profile/did:...
August 31, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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This should be terms and conditions to agree every time you engage with a story.
August 30, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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The kobold cranes up and pans his head slowly as his irises narrow to a tight f/22. Despite the darkness, his high ISO retinas see you clearly as he crabs to the side, keeping his head steadycam-leveled. He locks his focal plane on you and strobes in an attack as if on a 90 degree shutter angle.
hey DM's out there, do you.. describe camera movements? Lens flares? Zooms? Smash cuts?

Primarily when I DM in m y head what im describing is a book so I realize I just don't use those terms at all.

Am I the odd one out, or do most people describe in terms of cinema/gaming camera language?
May 9, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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A reminder that using references is NOT cheating!
March 17, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Saying "Go piss girl" like you're letting a dog out into the garden
March 14, 2024 at 7:56 AM
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piece for february, for @dagensgod.bsky.social c:
went from ok to pretty good with this one, i think i earned a pat on the back from myself
February 9, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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having some feelings this morning over on the other site
January 30, 2024 at 6:29 PM
"Man, my insomnia was so bad last night." I say, having really just stayed up until 3am because I felt like my day was too short.
January 27, 2024 at 7:02 PM