SplitMOPP
@splitmopp.bsky.social
Gamer, foodie, Simpsons referencer, cat whisperer, late 90’s arena shooter evangelist.
Pfp credit goes to @boba-witch.bsky.social
Pfp credit goes to @boba-witch.bsky.social
My mind is like a steel trap. A steel trap that’s been left out in the elements for nearly 40 years, had a bad concussion in its teens, gets 4 hours of sleep every night, and has been left out in the elements for nearly 40 years.
October 15, 2024 at 3:59 PM
My mind is like a steel trap. A steel trap that’s been left out in the elements for nearly 40 years, had a bad concussion in its teens, gets 4 hours of sleep every night, and has been left out in the elements for nearly 40 years.
All I want is a smoke detector that can tell the difference between burning pizza smoke and omg holy shit this is for real hope your homeowners insurance plan is good smoke.
July 13, 2024 at 1:42 AM
All I want is a smoke detector that can tell the difference between burning pizza smoke and omg holy shit this is for real hope your homeowners insurance plan is good smoke.
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🟡 Peter Goodfellow, David A Hardy x 2, Ralph McQuarrie
March 16, 2024 at 11:07 PM
🟡 Peter Goodfellow, David A Hardy x 2, Ralph McQuarrie
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Adolf Schaller ‘Clouds of the Cosmos’
February 19, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Adolf Schaller ‘Clouds of the Cosmos’
Zion National Park, UT
February 16, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Zion National Park, UT
Some more pics of the neon boneyard that BlueSky cut off in my last post.
February 13, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Some more pics of the neon boneyard that BlueSky cut off in my last post.
Anyone else noticing problems with uploading photos to BlueSky? It’s cutting me off at 4 pics, with the 4th being corrupted and blank.
February 13, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Anyone else noticing problems with uploading photos to BlueSky? It’s cutting me off at 4 pics, with the 4th being corrupted and blank.
The neon boneyard / Neon Museum in Las Vegas.
February 13, 2024 at 5:31 PM
The neon boneyard / Neon Museum in Las Vegas.
Visited Antelope Canyon in the Navajo Nation and the only way I can think to describe it is “Seussian”.
February 11, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Visited Antelope Canyon in the Navajo Nation and the only way I can think to describe it is “Seussian”.
First time trying karaage!
January 30, 2024 at 7:46 PM
First time trying karaage!
Finally, an Onion article about me.
"I must say, I’m taking a real shine to Kyle and how utterly incapable he is of fostering any sort of human connection that would pull him away from his work duties."
Boss Impressed By What A Friendless Loser Hardworking Employee Must Be
DENVER—Saying the company needed more workers without any hobbies, interests, or social life, local boss Ross Baresh confirmed Monday that he was impressed by what a friendless loser his hardworking...
www.theonion.com
January 8, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Finally, an Onion article about me.
Pre Thanksgiving meal charcuterie. Will I have enough room in my belly for dinner? Sounds like future me’s problem.
November 23, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Pre Thanksgiving meal charcuterie. Will I have enough room in my belly for dinner? Sounds like future me’s problem.
When I entered adulthood, I was wholly unprepared for how many filters I would need to buy on a regular basis forever.
November 8, 2023 at 6:08 PM
When I entered adulthood, I was wholly unprepared for how many filters I would need to buy on a regular basis forever.
I keep thinking about ramen.
November 8, 2023 at 3:15 AM
I keep thinking about ramen.
Weighted blanket gives me the happy brain chemicals
October 22, 2023 at 3:41 AM
Weighted blanket gives me the happy brain chemicals
Who has time for string cheese when Babybels are on offer?
October 5, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Who has time for string cheese when Babybels are on offer?
Lonesome dead volcanoes on the barren black sand desert of central Iceland.
September 30, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Lonesome dead volcanoes on the barren black sand desert of central Iceland.
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Hayao Miyazaki: "I sure as shit can’t show my face at Koganei Heating and Plumbing anymore."
Hayao Miyazaki Announces Return To Filmmaking After Big Time Fuckup At New HVAC Installation Job
TOKYO—Despite his hopes to retire permanently after the release of this year’s The Boy And The Heron, beloved Studio Ghibli director Hayao Miyazaki announced his return to filmmaking Wednesday, ci...
www.theonion.com
September 27, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Hayao Miyazaki: "I sure as shit can’t show my face at Koganei Heating and Plumbing anymore."
Some days when I’m sad, I’ll think about all the friendly random sidewalk cats I’ve met.
September 26, 2023 at 1:49 PM
Some days when I’m sad, I’ll think about all the friendly random sidewalk cats I’ve met.
Prior to visiting Iceland, I had an inkling that the country would have exquisite sushi options due to abundance of high quality fish in the local diet. This assumption later proved to be correct.
September 25, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Prior to visiting Iceland, I had an inkling that the country would have exquisite sushi options due to abundance of high quality fish in the local diet. This assumption later proved to be correct.
SKÁL!, Hlemmur Mathöll, Reykjavik.
September 23, 2023 at 4:24 PM
SKÁL!, Hlemmur Mathöll, Reykjavik.
POV those post pandemic staffing problems hit hard and you drop those 3 job openings from Indeed.
September 21, 2023 at 11:08 PM
POV those post pandemic staffing problems hit hard and you drop those 3 job openings from Indeed.
This is the Eyjafjallajökull volcano that majorly blew its top back in 2010 and shut down air travel across Europe for months. Can’t help but feel like you’re walking on eggshells traveling around these slumbering beasts.
September 20, 2023 at 5:37 PM
This is the Eyjafjallajökull volcano that majorly blew its top back in 2010 and shut down air travel across Europe for months. Can’t help but feel like you’re walking on eggshells traveling around these slumbering beasts.