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SplitMOPP
@splitmopp.bsky.social
Gamer, foodie, Simpsons referencer, cat whisperer, late 90’s arena shooter evangelist.

Pfp credit goes to @boba-witch.bsky.social
Nobody wants to look at this for a whole meeting. I’m doing them a favor.
January 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I firmly believe that the de-motivational poster memes from the mid 00’s should make a comeback.
January 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The coach gun in Serious Sam is one of my faves. Basically just deletes most enemies at point blank range.
December 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Zion National Park, UT
February 16, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Some more pics of the neon boneyard that BlueSky cut off in my last post.
February 13, 2024 at 5:35 PM
The neon boneyard / Neon Museum in Las Vegas.
February 13, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Valley of Fire, NV
February 12, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Visited Antelope Canyon in the Navajo Nation and the only way I can think to describe it is “Seussian”.
February 11, 2024 at 11:55 PM
First time trying karaage!
January 30, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Pre Thanksgiving meal charcuterie. Will I have enough room in my belly for dinner? Sounds like future me’s problem.
November 23, 2023 at 9:03 PM
I keep thinking about ramen.
November 8, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Weighted blanket gives me the happy brain chemicals
October 22, 2023 at 3:41 AM
October 7, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Lonesome dead volcanoes on the barren black sand desert of central Iceland.
September 30, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Some days when I’m sad, I’ll think about all the friendly random sidewalk cats I’ve met.
September 26, 2023 at 1:49 PM
Prior to visiting Iceland, I had an inkling that the country would have exquisite sushi options due to abundance of high quality fish in the local diet. This assumption later proved to be correct.
September 25, 2023 at 6:23 PM
SKÁL!, Hlemmur Mathöll, Reykjavik.
September 23, 2023 at 4:24 PM
POV those post pandemic staffing problems hit hard and you drop those 3 job openings from Indeed.
September 21, 2023 at 11:08 PM
This is the Eyjafjallajökull volcano that majorly blew its top back in 2010 and shut down air travel across Europe for months. Can’t help but feel like you’re walking on eggshells traveling around these slumbering beasts.
September 20, 2023 at 5:37 PM
Let there be (northern) light(s)!
September 20, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Also this scrungly ice fuzzball.
September 19, 2023 at 5:24 PM
The scrungly ice at Diamond Beach is my favorite ice.
September 19, 2023 at 5:23 PM
I took this photo and even I don’t understand how this place is real. Skógafoss waterfall in southern Iceland.
September 18, 2023 at 7:22 AM
Visit Iceland. Revel in astounding natural beauty. Experience indescribable awe under the shimmering cosmic curtain of the northern lights. Eat dick waffles.
September 15, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Some days I think back on this aburi sushi platter I had in Canada and yearn.
September 8, 2023 at 9:21 PM