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SplitMOPP
@splitmopp.bsky.social
Gamer, foodie, Simpsons referencer, cat whisperer, late 90’s arena shooter evangelist.

Pfp credit goes to @boba-witch.bsky.social
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Totally recency bias but Abbot Elementary doing an Always Sunny crossover out of the blue.
Abbott Elementary & It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Crossover Event Promo (HD)
YouTube video by TV Promos
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January 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Nobody wants to look at this for a whole meeting. I’m doing them a favor.
January 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Seeing as I often log into work 5 minutes after rolling out of bed, my cam is off by default
January 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I firmly believe that the de-motivational poster memes from the mid 00’s should make a comeback.
January 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
At this point all the early games have full remakes. Good time to jump in!
December 17, 2024 at 6:53 PM
WHAT. I will gift you the entire collection I stg.
December 17, 2024 at 6:50 PM
The coach gun in Serious Sam is one of my faves. Basically just deletes most enemies at point blank range.
December 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Split used “per my last email” on wholesale director. Wholesale director is confused! Wholesale director CC’d itself in its confusion!
December 17, 2024 at 2:33 PM
That’s my back and neck in the morning, but add in the sound of a couple of gunshots and a bag of cans getting run over.
December 2, 2024 at 2:17 PM
This is the exact comment I was going to make lol
November 28, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Didn’t know you were responsible for the Christmas card! I have it proudly displayed on my bookshelf year-round. Big talent man Max.
November 19, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Analog Eye of the Beholder!
November 18, 2024 at 12:11 AM
I never even really had a Twitter account, so there’s probably opportunity to bamboozle a new generation for the first time right here on Bluesky!
November 16, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Me circa 2001-2008.
November 9, 2024 at 8:46 PM
What do Bri’ish hash browns look like? The way they’re usually done here in the U.S. is almost like a coarse grated potato pancake.
October 28, 2024 at 1:38 PM
I feel this. One time I turned my head at slightly the wrong angle while in bed and slipped a disc in my neck.
October 28, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Love he
October 25, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Mmmph fuck, those pierogis…
October 21, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Moving always forces me to take stock of my entire life. Like, “everything I own and cherish fits in this one tiny trailer”, or “this is the accumulated detritus of several human lifetimes oh god what am I even doing”.
October 19, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Wasn’t expecting my phone’s wallpaper to show up here today
August 21, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Windows are tv for cats.
July 12, 2024 at 1:25 AM