Splitdipless (or Main.py)
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News for Normal People: In response to Megyn Kelly defending Epstein (and by extension, Trump) by saying they're not pedophiles (and I've fallen into the trap by not using the right language): www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C...
R. Kelly is not a p*dophile (technically speaking) | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy
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November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
News for Normal People: In response to Megyn Kelly defending Epstein (and by extension, Trump) by saying they're not pedophiles (and I've fallen into the trap by not using the right language): www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C...
Hey Starbucks. Fire your CEO and hire me. I'll reduce my wage to 666x the wage of the workers, throw the difference into pay raises to break the strike, and it doesn't change income. It's not like you need a genius CEO. All your customers are caffeine and sugar junkies.
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hey Starbucks. Fire your CEO and hire me. I'll reduce my wage to 666x the wage of the workers, throw the difference into pay raises to break the strike, and it doesn't change income. It's not like you need a genius CEO. All your customers are caffeine and sugar junkies.
News for Normal People: Trump administration shouldn't fear file release unless he's a pedophile and rapist, right?
The panicked arm-twisting begins to avoid that discharge petition. 🤡
@cnn.com #CO04 #Panican
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@cnn.com #CO04 #Panican
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November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
News for Normal People: Trump administration shouldn't fear file release unless he's a pedophile and rapist, right?
News for Normal People: Trump is a pedophile, and knew about what Jeff Epstein was doing because he was a client.
Reporter: Can you respond to these Epstein emails that were released today?
Trump: *no answer*
Trump: *no answer*
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
News for Normal People: Trump is a pedophile, and knew about what Jeff Epstein was doing because he was a client.
News for Normal People: I couldn't have said it better myself.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
News for Normal People: I couldn't have said it better myself.
News for Normal People: We don't know the number, but it's safe to assume the jobs number is down... By a lot. Inflation is up - just look at them prices!
The White House is now saying that October jobs and inflation data will "likely never be released" — blaming the government shutdown.
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
News for Normal People: We don't know the number, but it's safe to assume the jobs number is down... By a lot. Inflation is up - just look at them prices!
News for Normal People: The Dem surrender in the senate might might have been bought and paid for by an airline - probably upset that they were losing money on flights because the ATCs weren't being paid. If true, how do you feel about your health care disappearing for airline profits?
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
News for Normal People: The Dem surrender in the senate might might have been bought and paid for by an airline - probably upset that they were losing money on flights because the ATCs weren't being paid. If true, how do you feel about your health care disappearing for airline profits?
The last little bit is prescient to actions in the Senate recently... Oh, and Schumer who allowed it to happen.
Fighting against Trump isn’t enough. It's time for Democrats to show America what they're fighting FOR — and embrace the fresh, new voices leading the way. This week was a good start. Here's what else they need to do. https://youtu.be/Uzc57eD3cWI?si=fLGGWBf468q4aacc
What Democrats SHOULD Be Doing
Robert Reich
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November 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The last little bit is prescient to actions in the Senate recently... Oh, and Schumer who allowed it to happen.
News for Normal People: The following Democrats are giving Trump money for false hope: the hope Trump spends it correctly, and the hope that they get a vote later. If Trump can decide not to fund SNAP with emergency SNAP funds, he can just decided not to spend main funds and use it elsewhere.
The final tally to advance the CR is 62-38.
The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:
Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:
Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
News for Normal People: The following Democrats are giving Trump money for false hope: the hope Trump spends it correctly, and the hope that they get a vote later. If Trump can decide not to fund SNAP with emergency SNAP funds, he can just decided not to spend main funds and use it elsewhere.
News for Normal People: Collapse of CPC Leadership continues. PP wanders into debate, and interrupts proceedings to try and feed another MP an answer.
Pierre PoiLIEvre is a D!€k: Part 179
Not that we needed more, but this is just another evidence of how unfit to lead Pierre PoiLIEvre really is. It is the sound of a man in complete meltdown desperation mode.
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️
Not that we needed more, but this is just another evidence of how unfit to lead Pierre PoiLIEvre really is. It is the sound of a man in complete meltdown desperation mode.
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
News for Normal People: Collapse of CPC Leadership continues. PP wanders into debate, and interrupts proceedings to try and feed another MP an answer.
News for Normal People: Ghost of Reagan's mass union firing rears its ugly head: it's difficult to hire people for $0 in a shutdown to replace the majority of ATCs.
Ask him why so many air traffic controllers are retiring at once. Ask him if it has anything to do with Reagan firing 11K union strikers in 1981 and having to replace them all at once. Ask him how the mass firings this year will impact us the same way 40 years from now. Ask him, Jake.
"This will live on" -- Duffy explains that flying will remain a mess even after the shutdown because so many air traffic controllers are retiring
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
News for Normal People: Ghost of Reagan's mass union firing rears its ugly head: it's difficult to hire people for $0 in a shutdown to replace the majority of ATCs.
News for Normal People: US economy plummets.
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
News for Normal People: US economy plummets.
News for Normal People: Alexander Smirnov, possible Russian spy, released from prison; may be getting Pardon.
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
News for Normal People: Alexander Smirnov, possible Russian spy, released from prison; may be getting Pardon.
News for Normal People: After complaining for half an hour about perceived outrages caused by the budget, Poilievre forgets to offer an amendment to the budget; no changes offered by Conservatives unless brought forward by Bloc Québecquois.
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
News for Normal People: After complaining for half an hour about perceived outrages caused by the budget, Poilievre forgets to offer an amendment to the budget; no changes offered by Conservatives unless brought forward by Bloc Québecquois.
News for Normal People: Comment by Trump on reason behind cancellation of SNAP suggests USA currently facing liquidity crisis.
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
News for Normal People: Comment by Trump on reason behind cancellation of SNAP suggests USA currently facing liquidity crisis.
News for Normal People: Trump extorts CEO on live television - suggests that he routinely extorts businesses.
Trump to the Novo Nordisk CEO: "Maybe you should give us a piece of the company like I've been asking for."
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
News for Normal People: Trump extorts CEO on live television - suggests that he routinely extorts businesses.
News for Normal People: Convict known to stiff companies working for them stiffs construction company demolishing the White House.
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
News for Normal People: Convict known to stiff companies working for them stiffs construction company demolishing the White House.
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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
Democrats: Mamdani vs. Cuomo should have you looking at where your votes will come from during the midterms. There may be more further left than your traditional closer-to-centre.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Democrats: Mamdani vs. Cuomo should have you looking at where your votes will come from during the midterms. There may be more further left than your traditional closer-to-centre.
Let the "exododus" begin!
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Let the "exododus" begin!
News for Normal People: Nova Scotia MP Chris d'Entremont crosses floor; leaves Conservatives to join Liberals after budget tabled.
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
News for Normal People: Nova Scotia MP Chris d'Entremont crosses floor; leaves Conservatives to join Liberals after budget tabled.
News for Normal People: Fight against fascism, unpopular President, results in massive Democratic wins yesterday. Prop. 50 passes in California too.
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
News for Normal People: Fight against fascism, unpopular President, results in massive Democratic wins yesterday. Prop. 50 passes in California too.
News for Normal People: Intentionally starving Americans could prove problematic for GOP Midterm chances.
its so weird how i havent seen a single op-ed thats like "intentionally starving americans could prove problematic for gop midterm chances"
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
News for Normal People: Intentionally starving Americans could prove problematic for GOP Midterm chances.
I forgot Dick Cheney was alive.
I don't believe in heaven/hell, so it's with great regret to see him die without punishment for his crimes while he was alive.
I don't believe in heaven/hell, so it's with great regret to see him die without punishment for his crimes while he was alive.
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I forgot Dick Cheney was alive.
I don't believe in heaven/hell, so it's with great regret to see him die without punishment for his crimes while he was alive.
I don't believe in heaven/hell, so it's with great regret to see him die without punishment for his crimes while he was alive.
Oh, we're used to it up here in Canada. The USA wins the Battle of New Orleans and they think they won the War of 1812...
Dodgers fans are trolling Jays fans online to mock them for the loss as if the win was a spectacular landslide.
I wondered why so many Americans cheered on the Jays over the Dodgers. Between the comments & behaviour of the team & their fans, I don’t wonder anymore.
The better team did not win.
I wondered why so many Americans cheered on the Jays over the Dodgers. Between the comments & behaviour of the team & their fans, I don’t wonder anymore.
The better team did not win.
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Oh, we're used to it up here in Canada. The USA wins the Battle of New Orleans and they think they won the War of 1812...