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spinney.bsky.social
@spinney.bsky.social
· Jun 25
Oh have I got the perfect campground snack for us while we're miles away from a functioning sink, the s'more! Sticky ass marshmellows and melted chocolate all over your hands what a great idea. Get bent!!!
Here’s a good idea for one of those 3 hour YouTube investigative journalism videos about a niche topic: We find out who the green guy was from that Winamp skin.
January 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Here’s a good idea for one of those 3 hour YouTube investigative journalism videos about a niche topic: We find out who the green guy was from that Winamp skin.
Here’s hoping 2026 is the year it happens!
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Here’s hoping 2026 is the year it happens!
Watching Scrooged and the TV special parody’s they do really got a Robocop vibe to em. 80’s pop culture satire really hit different.
December 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Watching Scrooged and the TV special parody’s they do really got a Robocop vibe to em. 80’s pop culture satire really hit different.
As a 34 year old white guy I feel like I was sick the day 6 months ago we all got our Geese/Cameron Winter packet. I feel so lost.
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
As a 34 year old white guy I feel like I was sick the day 6 months ago we all got our Geese/Cameron Winter packet. I feel so lost.
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Any time I’m out with a group of people and they start to debate whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich or if Die Hard is a Christmas movie I change the subject to ICE raids and Jeffry Epstein to change the mood in the room
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Any time I’m out with a group of people and they start to debate whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich or if Die Hard is a Christmas movie I change the subject to ICE raids and Jeffry Epstein to change the mood in the room
The yogurt doesn’t need to be dried,it’s not laundry.
December 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The yogurt doesn’t need to be dried,it’s not laundry.
New solution to the economy: no business can employ more than 100 people.
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
New solution to the economy: no business can employ more than 100 people.
If you linger as much as .001 seconds on an Instagram ad while scrolling that product becomes the demon from it follows and will just hound you consistently until the heat death of the universe.
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If you linger as much as .001 seconds on an Instagram ad while scrolling that product becomes the demon from it follows and will just hound you consistently until the heat death of the universe.
The guy who sets the price of the novelty Trump condoms at the Epstein sex party: $4.50 sounds good right?
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The guy who sets the price of the novelty Trump condoms at the Epstein sex party: $4.50 sounds good right?
Become an actor, comedian, musician and you too can fulfill your childhood dream of owning a drink brand.
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Become an actor, comedian, musician and you too can fulfill your childhood dream of owning a drink brand.
Spotify crapped: it’s a list of the things I’ve shit the most this year
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Spotify crapped: it’s a list of the things I’ve shit the most this year
Loving this Christmas time PSA the Ohio department of health just put out that’s basically “it’s Christmas time, please don’t kill yourself”
December 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Loving this Christmas time PSA the Ohio department of health just put out that’s basically “it’s Christmas time, please don’t kill yourself”
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
With the benefit of time I think it was a little harsh we had a “most likely to family annihilate” in the yearbook
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
With the benefit of time I think it was a little harsh we had a “most likely to family annihilate” in the yearbook
New irrational thing my brain has decided to worry about that I never once even thought about until I was 30: getting struck by lightning
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
New irrational thing my brain has decided to worry about that I never once even thought about until I was 30: getting struck by lightning
One day I will realize my dream of putting on “the Olympics but instead of countries it’s States competing.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
One day I will realize my dream of putting on “the Olympics but instead of countries it’s States competing.”
Yeah I’m quirky, I celebrate the Edmund Fitzgerald every year since I first heard about it 2 years ago 🤪
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Yeah I’m quirky, I celebrate the Edmund Fitzgerald every year since I first heard about it 2 years ago 🤪
When I say my body is a well oiled machine I’m referring to the microplastics
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
When I say my body is a well oiled machine I’m referring to the microplastics
You are a baseball fan, I am a bobblehead fan. We are not the same.
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You are a baseball fan, I am a bobblehead fan. We are not the same.
They should put me up on stage at the grand ole OPEry the way my midwest ass be making noises as I have to shooch by ya real quick!
October 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
They should put me up on stage at the grand ole OPEry the way my midwest ass be making noises as I have to shooch by ya real quick!
RIP Deangelo you taught me what cum gutters were.
October 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
RIP Deangelo you taught me what cum gutters were.
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lol, important rich white adult people shattered like tempered glass when confronted with the unfiltered stream of contempt the public has for them via mass social media and now we have to joker laugh on the interrogation room floor while they kick our liver to death
October 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
lol, important rich white adult people shattered like tempered glass when confronted with the unfiltered stream of contempt the public has for them via mass social media and now we have to joker laugh on the interrogation room floor while they kick our liver to death
RIP and all that but I’ll say this, she wasn’t well liked by the chimpanzee community.
October 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
RIP and all that but I’ll say this, she wasn’t well liked by the chimpanzee community.
Sometimes I wonder how much of the insane state we’ve gotten into is that so many newspapers write about heinous things like there is a debate to be had still.
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sometimes I wonder how much of the insane state we’ve gotten into is that so many newspapers write about heinous things like there is a debate to be had still.
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy