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spidle.bsky.social
@spidle.bsky.social
Hoopy frood.
Digital Janitor.
"Pants Influencer"
Crystal Palace RVA Douchecanoe
Coffee, cheese, and Phish2000.
This isn't who it would be if it wasn't who it is.
#C8H10N4O2
"Fucking ThreatLocker"
“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Donald Trump’s America
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Maybe it's time to start looking at countries friendly to Americans looking at refugee status because this is untenable
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Aight then...

@usarmy.bsky.social - you should refuse any orders you deem illegal and immoral.

Hey, you bloated orange sow turd, come at me, bro.
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sit the fuck down on your pock-marked, scabby, "burlap sack filled with gravel" ass, Kim Davis.
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Edmund Fitzgerald Dem Party

🤝

Both wrecked today
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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This vote has not happened yet. Call your Senators, especially your Democratic Senators, and tell them that a deal without protection NOW for health insurance tax credits is unacceptable.
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"Ole Greg" is a dumb shit. QED
Gutfeld: Democrats sweep blue states, how is that a surprise? They are blue states.

Jessica: Virginia literally has a Republican governor
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This shit is still happening, Americans. Just because yesterday was Fucking Great, doesn't mean we don't have a ton of shit to, machines to dismantle, and reckonings to be answered.
Armed ICE officers arrested a teacher early Wednesday in Chicago after chasing her onto the grounds of a private preschool and grabbing her as parents and students looked on, according to a local official and witnesses.
Armed ICE officers chase teacher into preschool in Chicago
The arrest appears to be among the first in which in which immigration officers entered school grounds as part of an enforcement operation during Trump’s second administration.
wapo.st
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
All Hail the Beaver Moon!
Harbinger of joy and hope! 🌊
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Same holds true in the best of Commonwealths.
Virginia did the thing and not only flipped all of our state-wide executives, but the House of Delegates went from a 1-set Dem majority, to at least a 14-seat majority.
This is huge — and in general it was a blue wave here. Also kicked our ICE-loving sheriff to the curb!
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
October 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I was today years old when I suddenly realized I don't find a burning American flag detestable, but a potent symbol of resistance.
October 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
So, uh, @norwayinusa.norway.no, if that orange monster throws a whiny fit when he doesn't win the NPP tomorrow and retaliates against your amazing land, will you accept this humble refugee looking to get out of this nightmarish fever dream?
...please?
October 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hey, y'all!

Don't forget that Stephen Miller is a tepid bucket of congealed wombat semen!
October 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It's been seven years??? Motherfucker.

Since the last Hampton shows...
COVID
Lockdown
End of a 15yr relationship
Move out
Meet someone
Get engaged
Buy a house
And now back home to the mothership
Phish returns to the Hampton Coliseum tomorrow after a seven year break. Here's a playlist of some of my favorite highlights in the band's history of playing at storied venue:

livephi.sh/3Iv6p5w
LivePhish.COM PLAYLIST - Hampton Highlights
LivePhish Shared Playlist : Hampton Highlights
livephi.sh
September 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If only there'd been a good guy with a gun to protect our Angel #charliekirk
a man is wearing a hat and a name tag that says ' joey ' on it .
ALT: a man is wearing a hat and a name tag that says ' joey ' on it .
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Marvel released an official variant cover featuring Spider-Kermit 🕷️
September 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I've never been a big DMB fan, but right the fuck on, Dave!

Dump shit all over those fuckers.

Just like in Chicago all those years ago. 🤣😉
Dave Matthews band -

Trump and everybody in his White House can kiss my ass!
September 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Brilliant
August 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
August 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I just heard Strange Religion in a shitty redneck dive bar on the TouchTunes juke and I'm equal parts shook and impressed.
August 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Cool trivia fact - 5 mammals have black tongues.
Chows
Giraffes
Okapi
Polar Bears
Boot-licking N*zi Magats
August 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM